Kristen Joy Hoadley
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But I wonder if there's a gestation period that has lasted longer than the prescribed like nine months or nine and a half months or something like that.
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Do you think that is even a possibility in the realm of possibility?
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Doesn't a whale have like a five-year gestation period or something like that?
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I've had sex with a whale a couple times.
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And I'm waiting for the test results to come back.
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Yeah, with actual babies that came out of an actual vagina that were not birthed in a cabbage patch.
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Well, I think cryptid is the, like, aliens and mountain monsters.