Kristen Joy Hoadley

It doesn't look like someone who's obese.

It looks kind of like pregnancy, but also like a pillow.

I'm not really sure, but they showed her actual skin, the skin on her belly.

And it just looks a little lumpy.

Like, and if she'll, she has, I guess if she has six uteruses, listen, that one guy had thousands and thousands of alien babies.

Bob had thousands and thousands of alien babies.

He took them down by the tree and I was getting fucked by multiple alien bitches.

And one time I saw all my babies and then named them, and I started a savings account for each one.

Little Alien Bob, Little Alien Billy, Little, uh, what was that guy's name?

Adam the Lion, Little Spear, Little Alien Spear.

I thought about Spear.

Alien Fi- Let's take our second break, and then we'll be back with more cryptic pregnancies.

We'll be back.

All right, back here listening to Dr. Phil.

In the cryptic pregnancy that's going on, this lady claims she's been pregnant for three plus years with six different babies, even though she's had her tubes tied and multiple, multiple ultrasounds.

And ultrasounds.

Say that she's not pregnant, but of course she has a reasoning why that's not.

1,000% sure that if they just used the 5 megahertz ultrasound, then they would clearly see the babies.

So why not go get a 5 megahertz ultrasound?

Ultrasound.