Kristen Joy Hoadley

Uh, do you know about the craziness around the Stanley cups?

Yes.

What in the good fuck are we all doing with our lives?

I'm sticking with, what are we doing?

I don't care.

I mean, I like a big cup and I also have an emotional attachment to my cup, so I'm not casting stones.

I'm not throwing stones in a glass house because I understand how attached we all are to our water babas.

Now they are saying there's bad news all over the place about water containers in general.

There's like microplastics all in the plastic water bottles.

They've been testing them and they have 10 times more plastic than we ever imagined floating in the water because of it.

Yeah, this is great.

We're all full of fucking microplastics.

And now these Stanley cups are causing trouble left and right.

They went from like $72 million in revenue in 2019 to $750 million in revenue over the last fiscal year.

Which is an insane amount of growth.

These TikTokers, they go crazy.

And then they put out this pink cup at Starbucks, of which each Starbucks gets 10 or whatever.

And people are beating each other up over a fucking cup.

A cup that contains water.

You know there's a lot of things that can hold water, guys and girls.