Kristen Joy Hoadley

This girl works in a factory.

She said she used to listen to music or books on tape or audio books.

And then she found the commercial break.

And now all she does is listen to the commercial break every single shift that she does.

And she lets her family listen to it.

And she has her co-workers listen to it.

Well, here's my question.

How in the good world do you stand listening to my voice for so long every single fucking day?

I am no Keith Morrison.

If I had Keith Morrison's voice, I think it would be much more pleasurable.

But I'm just an idiot talking on the microphone, you know, for hours on end.

I don't know how she listens to it.

Here's what I've realized about our show.

You are really the orchestra of the show.

And I am like, yeah, you know, if you go to like one of those operas or something like that, opera or a musical.

No, you're like the, you know, they talk and then they sing, right?

Oh, okay.

What you really go for, I think if you're going to one of those things, is you really go for the singing.

You're really going to hear the good music, right?

But the talking in between, okay, that's there.