Kristen Joy Hoadley

And it's until proven guilty, though it looks pretty terrible.

And when I hit on her website, she is the founder of this media company.

The media company has put together a...

reality show, I guess is the best way to put it.

This lady is going to go all around the country and she's going to talk to people about what makes America great.

Get it?

Got it?

Good.

So there's like four episodes that she's had slickly produced.

I mean like very high production values, slickly produced.

I have never seen someone so terrible on camera in my entire life.

This lady is a stiff plastic board.

The things that she says like in the interludes and in the interviews and all this, it is Chrissy.

It is so fucking funny to me.

And I'm thinking to myself, where in the world did this reality television show or this whatever you call it, adventure show, where in the world was this shown?

Because it says, you know, now available on this particular dot TV.

I thought to myself, what is that?

Like, I have lots of channels on my television.

I've never seen that channel, right?

Or maybe I just haven't paid attention to it.