White People Culture
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What is white people culture according to the hosts?
straightened up my life this heat wave made me realize i can't go to hell on this episode of the commercial break
I'm coming down to North Florida to have sex with Matt. He's been part of the North Florida community for four months. And he's really tapped in. For four months. He's really tapped in to all the sun, fun, and sand. Surf culture. We came to the local margaritaville to check out the local culture.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
a commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. I'm just reading about the Haktua girl. Yes. Haktua.
Yep. Haktua. What?
It's still playing. Oh, it's still playing. On your phone. Okay, sorry. I was going to play it for everybody. Okay, I'll see if I can get it up here. But this girl, for those of you that don't know, here's the interview. Okay. And I'm going to play this. She's all over the socials. This is Tim and Dee TV. She's all over the socials. If you haven't heard this interview yet, let me play a little bit for you. I'll turn down the annoying music in the background. I'll turn down the obnoxious music in the background. Here she is.
Okay. To get over one is get under another. Amen. So you got a side piece? Maybe. Maybe I got three. Maybe I got seven. How many is on your roster? Well, there's two girls.
There's two girls.
So how many you got on your roster right now? Maybe four. One. She said one. Maybe four. How many you got on your roster? None. You trying to add one to it? Add one? Yeah, you trying to add one more to it? Yeah, that's me.
Maybe.
How does the 'Hawk Tuah Girl' incident reflect modern culture?
I don't know. So I can get your number? Yeah, you can. Okay. There you go. You got it.
There you go. So I'll explain in a second. Here we go.
You got to make it good. Leave a message to your last body. My last body? Yeah. I miss you. Come back. You miss him. Yeah, pretty much. You're doing his little thing.
I can't.
Hold on. Let's get to the Hak Tua girl.
Yeah, I know. I can't. That's like the whole interview. Here she comes. Hold on. Leave a message to your last body.
I love you, Pookie.
This is the Hawk Tour girl.
They must have been doing the right thing. What can I say?
Okay.
Bitch, the car whips off this thing. How are you supposed to do this?
I'm waiting.
Come on. That fat bitch you got. Pearl, turn around. Let me see. You're fucking lying. You're really playing the whole interview. Can we have a 360? Her dad must be proud. Can you give us a 360? It's flat out, girl.
this guy okay so let me it's hard to because there's so much background noise it's hard but let me explain to you so that we don't have to listen to this for another 15 minutes he's interviewing it's basically man on the street yeah kind of interviewing he's in nashville i believe no texas oh austin texas something like something like that he's in all he's wherever he is okay or maybe they're in nashville but yeah she's from texas we don't know any of the information
She's from Texas.
She's from Texas. He comes up. He starts interviewing. Obviously, they've been having a good time. They're a little bit inebriated. And the two girls start, he starts asking questions related to their sex life. He asks how many bodies they have, how many they have on call right now.
What happened during the Lake Lanier incident?
What's on their roster? Is it Michael Anthony-like? Is it 17? Or is it one? Or is it zero? One of them says one or zero. And then the other one says, I don't know, four, seven, who knows? And then he goes, no, seriously, how many are on there? Four. Okay. Whatever. Cool. And then he starts asking questions like, you know, what do you do?
What's a good thing for a man that drives him wild? And she yells, hock to it.
She yells, hock to it, like she's spitting a loogie.
And then she says, spit on that thing.
Yeah, spit on that thing. So millions and millions and millions and millions and millions of views later. Now everybody has an opinion on the Haktua girl.
Oh, yeah, everybody.
She's got the last laugh, and I'll share with you why. She just sold in just a couple of days $65,000 worth of hats that have the word Haktua on it.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is white people culture according to the hosts?
0:00–2:16
2
How does the 'Hawk Tuah Girl' incident reflect modern culture?
2:16–3:56
3
What happened during the Lake Lanier incident?
3:56–6:38
4
How is Florida culture represented in Margaritaville?
6:38–9:59
5
What role does Vanna White play in the Wheel of Fortune?
9:59–12:48
6
How does Ryan Seacrest's involvement change the show?
12:48–14:57
7
What are the implications of Vanna White's salary in comparison to Pat Sajak's?
14:57–17:58
8
What future changes are anticipated for the Wheel of Fortune?
17:58–54:27