Kristen Joy Hoadley

Television and said, this is a good idea.

You got to do this.

He's been producing that show for a long time.

He owns Dick Clark Productions.

So the couple times a year that they have it, like the New Year's Eve, Rockin' New Year's Eve, is a Ryan Seacrest or a Dick Clark production, which he owns now.

American Idol.

He still is the host of American Idol.

Oh, he is.

I haven't watched it in so long.

It is fucking wild the amount of jobs this guy has.

And if you remember during the pandemic, there was an incident where he was broadcasting from home, like a lot of these shows were at the time, and he had kind of what people thought was a stroke on air because there was weird body movements, facial movements, a little weird talking, like slurry speech.

He's a robot.

He's a robot.

That's what it is.

That's Ryan Seacrest!

We've been quantum physicking him for a long time.

He's the first of many.

Chrissy Hoadley is also a robot, keeping Brian in that studio so he doesn't cause additional trouble outside.

Whabam!

Brian's keeper.