Kristen Joy Odley

Go through age.

You're going to get better looking.

If you're 18 years old, you're going to be your best looking between 25 and 30.

Guarantee it.

Guarantee it.

That's when God makes you the most voluminous so that you can attract a partner like the caveman days.

Just stick up for it.

Don't worry about it.

And peacock.

Yeah, peacocking all around.

Speaking of peacocking, I've been keeping an eye on Mystery, who has popped back up.

And he is doing all of these events where you pay money and you show up and then you get advice.

It is wild.

I would love to if people would take video of it, but I think it's kind of like a closed environment.

But here's the gig.

Here's what they do.

Him and some other dipshit pickup artists, they go online, and they drum up a bunch, and we're going to be down in Miami or Tulum or Hawaii or wherever, some far-flung location.

We're going to rent a house.

It's going to be two of the master pickup artists spending quality time for seven to ten days with you, just us, in a house, hanging out 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

We'll eat together.