Chapter 1: What conspiracy theories are explored in this episode?
This is Andrew Cuomo. Oh. I would move Allen Hamilton, build a ballroom. Hmm. That ain't making sense to me. No, that ain't making sense to me. They're a defense contractor. What is it they're really after? It feels like a CEO conspiracy. Why would Lockheed Martin build a ballroom?
That ain't making sense to me No, that don't make no sense They build rockets, they build missiles Now it's drinks to watch you whistle It's something sinister indeed Oh, why would Palantir want to help build a ballroom? Oh, that ain't making sense to me. I just can't get down with Batman. You remember that scene from Batman? They're gonna build more surveillance technology.
Chapter 2: Why would a defense contractor want to build a ballroom?
Oh, turns out Hitler also built a ballroom. Oh, now it's making sense to me. Oh, now it's making sense to me. And it turns out that Trump has the exact same plan.
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Interesting. Yeah, well, now I had a friend tell me that the fans are the new glow sticks.
Oh, really?
For the dancers.
Okay, that is interesting. I had no idea that that was a thing. All right, well, keep your fans at home, kids.
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Chapter 3: How do fans impact performances in live shows?
Jack.
Attack! Click clack! I don't know. I don't know what was going on with the fans. I don't know why they're being banned, but okay.
There's a lot of people on the social media that are upset about the fans one way or the other. Like, thank God they... I don't know. Were the fans that big of a problem?
Maybe they were, like, hitting people in the face or something?
Probably. Yeah, they're probably whipping them open in people's eyeballs. I don't know.
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Chapter 4: What are the latest trends in Hollywood regarding plastic surgery?
I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Odley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. I am reading a lot about the trends of the men in Hollywood getting the face surgery.
Which one?
Oh, we can we can name a lot now. You want me to go through a little list here? Sure. OK, hold on one second. And then, well, we all know Simon Cowell. Simon Cowell. Terrible. Have you seen Simon?
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Chapter 5: How does celebrity culture affect personal choices in beauty?
I have not.
Oh, terrible. I mean, that is just like he doesn't even look human to me, if I'm being real honest. Let's see. Who else? Tom Cruise has the best plastic surgeon ever.
He's got to have one, right?
He looks fantastic. How does he look fantastic? I just don't know. Aliens.
Aliens.
Aliens.
We've, of course, been talking about Bradley Cooper. Right.
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Chapter 6: What new rules has Carnival Cruise implemented for passenger behavior?
Bradley Cooper has done a number on his face. Now Ryan Gosling is in the mix.
Not Gosling.
Yes, Gosling. Let's look here. Mickey Rourke.
Well, he's been a mess for years.
Yeah, he's been a mess.
He was really one of the first men that I remember seeing. with something bad, some kind of bad plastic surgery.
Well, I mean, he was in that wrestler. It was shocking. It was shocking the way that he looked. But it kind of fit the narrative. It fit the story.
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Chapter 7: How do cruise ship policies affect guest experiences?
So you felt like, okay, run hard and wet and run ragged. You know, he's just kind of that guy. But, okay, we can... Mickey Rourke is Mickey Rourke. Yeah. But Ryan Gosling is Ryan Gosling.
Now, I know Mickey was a... You can't fuck with the notebook.
It's just terrible. The notebook, look. Yeah. Hold on one second. Let me see if I can. Ryan Gosling. He was in La La Land. Yeah. And he is just a lovely human being.
Chapter 8: What are the implications of banning certain items on cruise ships?
He is.
He's a very handsome gentleman.
Easy on the eyes.
Lots of people are now pointing out that he has, you know, he's got that altered. Yeah, he's got that altered look. He is messing with his face and people are not happy about it. Here's the thing, and I agree with this sentiment.
I forgot who said it. Where's Gosling?
Let me see him. I don't see this as much as other people do, but okay, maybe. Hold on one second. And I'll see if we can post some pictures of this on the video if you want to go watch it. Yeah, I guess he's had face work done. Yeah, something's going on there. He's going in that direction. Let's put it that way. Something's different. Oh, here it's more noticeable. Face is puffy.
Cheeks are plumped. Eyebrows furrowed even more.
Yeah.
That's a goddamn shame. Here's the thing. If you're good looking and sexy in your 20s and 30s, you're going to be good looking and sexy in your 40s and 50s.
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