Kristie Nova

It was rough.

Yeah, it was a rough house. My bedroom was the carport of the house that was closed in at some point. Wow.

Yeah, it was a rough house. My bedroom was the carport of the house that was closed in at some point. Wow.

Yeah, it was a rough house. My bedroom was the carport of the house that was closed in at some point. Wow.

Hello, Austin. How you doing? I'm here with my new fiance. She just got us tickets, and we got to fly out here to come see the show. She's pretty new to my family. She just got to meet all of us this Thanksgiving. For the first time, I come from a big family, four brothers and a sister. She was very nervous meeting the family.

Hello, Austin. How you doing? I'm here with my new fiance. She just got us tickets, and we got to fly out here to come see the show. She's pretty new to my family. She just got to meet all of us this Thanksgiving. For the first time, I come from a big family, four brothers and a sister. She was very nervous meeting the family.

Hello, Austin. How you doing? I'm here with my new fiance. She just got us tickets, and we got to fly out here to come see the show. She's pretty new to my family. She just got to meet all of us this Thanksgiving. For the first time, I come from a big family, four brothers and a sister. She was very nervous meeting the family.

So as we're all standing around doing the turkey and passing everything, we called it dressing. She said, what's the difference between dressing and stuffing? I said, well, I'm not going to be dressing my dick in your ass after this. Just kidding. She's going to kill me for that. She did like me because she said I was a fun guy, like a mushroom. I met her in a bar. We were sitting there.

So as we're all standing around doing the turkey and passing everything, we called it dressing. She said, what's the difference between dressing and stuffing? I said, well, I'm not going to be dressing my dick in your ass after this. Just kidding. She's going to kill me for that. She did like me because she said I was a fun guy, like a mushroom. I met her in a bar. We were sitting there.

So as we're all standing around doing the turkey and passing everything, we called it dressing. She said, what's the difference between dressing and stuffing? I said, well, I'm not going to be dressing my dick in your ass after this. Just kidding. She's going to kill me for that. She did like me because she said I was a fun guy, like a mushroom. I met her in a bar. We were sitting there.

She had told me that he's still laughing. I just got it. She told me that we were sitting in a bar and she bought me a drink. And she said, why are you sitting in here alone? And I said, well, I just broke up with my ex. She said I was too kinky for her. And she said, well, that's funny because I just broke up with my ex, too. He said that I was too kinky. And so one thing led to another.

She had told me that he's still laughing. I just got it. She told me that we were sitting in a bar and she bought me a drink. And she said, why are you sitting in here alone? And I said, well, I just broke up with my ex. She said I was too kinky for her. And she said, well, that's funny because I just broke up with my ex, too. He said that I was too kinky. And so one thing led to another.

She had told me that he's still laughing. I just got it. She told me that we were sitting in a bar and she bought me a drink. And she said, why are you sitting in here alone? And I said, well, I just broke up with my ex. She said I was too kinky for her. And she said, well, that's funny because I just broke up with my ex, too. He said that I was too kinky. And so one thing led to another.

I said, let's go back to your place and let's get kinky. So we go back to our house. We're hanging out. She says, let me go into the bathroom.

I said, let's go back to your place and let's get kinky. So we go back to our house. We're hanging out. She says, let me go into the bathroom.

I said, let's go back to your place and let's get kinky. So we go back to our house. We're hanging out. She says, let me go into the bathroom.

Okay, keep going. So she goes in the bathroom and she gets all dressed up. She comes out, cat of nine tails, stilettos, nipple clamps, looking hot as fuck. And I'm standing at the door ready to leave and she's like, what are you doing? I thought we were going to get kinky. I said, well, I already fucked your poodle and shit in your purse.

Okay, keep going. So she goes in the bathroom and she gets all dressed up. She comes out, cat of nine tails, stilettos, nipple clamps, looking hot as fuck. And I'm standing at the door ready to leave and she's like, what are you doing? I thought we were going to get kinky. I said, well, I already fucked your poodle and shit in your purse.

Okay, keep going. So she goes in the bathroom and she gets all dressed up. She comes out, cat of nine tails, stilettos, nipple clamps, looking hot as fuck. And I'm standing at the door ready to leave and she's like, what are you doing? I thought we were going to get kinky. I said, well, I already fucked your poodle and shit in your purse.

You've heard these jokes before. I've never done this.