Kristie Nova

Yeah, just got back from Asia.

It's great being in Asia.

I can unlock every iPhone on that continent.

I love being back in America.

I love America.

I love having that gun.

Now I can get into arguments at the mall.

Can't wait till we get rid of D.I.

Soon Harvard is gonna be all Asian.

It's not gonna be called LinkedIn anymore.

It's gonna be called Chington.

I met a guy from Lebanon recently.

I didn't know that was a place.

I thought it was QAnon for lesbians.

Yeah, just living life.

My birthday's coming up soon, May 31st.

May 31st, okay.

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Hey, this is Redneck coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Hitchcock!

Hey, this is Redneck coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Hitchcock!