Kumail Nanjiani

Night Thoughts is now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle subscribers.

Terms apply.

That wasn't my call.

If it was my call, terms would not apply, but it's not my call.

Terms apply.

Friday, Avatar Fire and Ash arrives in theaters.

Whatever happens, protect this family.

Stop!

Critics rave.

It's by far the best Avatar movie.

Avatar Fire and Ash.

Rated PG-13.

Get tickets now.

Is This Thing On?

Now playing in select theaters everywhere January 9th.

Rated R. Under 17, not admitted without parent.

I'm willing to forgive you after everything you've done.

What are you doing here?

Well, there are 781 episodes of The Simpsons. Conan wrote three. You know what? Let's zoom in so we can see it a little bit more. Let's zoom in a little bit more. There we go. That is a whopping 0.38%. By comparison, Charles Manson wrote 0.41% of the songs released by the Beach Boys. Charles Manson is a bigger part of the Beach Boys than Conan is of The Simpsons.

Well, there are 781 episodes of The Simpsons. Conan wrote three. You know what? Let's zoom in so we can see it a little bit more. Let's zoom in a little bit more. There we go. That is a whopping 0.38%. By comparison, Charles Manson wrote 0.41% of the songs released by the Beach Boys. Charles Manson is a bigger part of the Beach Boys than Conan is of The Simpsons.