Kurt Metzger
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have pretty brutal measures for dealing with that well they i know they did because they as you know copied them from us where we started that first that's the rocket we started that yeah eugenics is from america it's all for all the things are from america or england all the things you think of nazis as some like like an al-qaeda that somebody funded because it worked out for them at the time until it didn't work out it was just like constant gain of function right
have pretty brutal measures for dealing with that well they i know they did because they as you know copied them from us where we started that first that's the rocket we started that yeah eugenics is from america it's all for all the things are from america or england all the things you think of nazis as some like like an al-qaeda that somebody funded because it worked out for them at the time until it didn't work out it was just like constant gain of function right
have pretty brutal measures for dealing with that well they i know they did because they as you know copied them from us where we started that first that's the rocket we started that yeah eugenics is from america it's all for all the things are from america or england all the things you think of nazis as some like like an al-qaeda that somebody funded because it worked out for them at the time until it didn't work out it was just like constant gain of function right
We just got to- Gain of function government. Yeah.
We just got to- Gain of function government. Yeah.
We just got to- Gain of function government. Yeah.
Hey, what if we make them more deadly?
Hey, what if we make them more deadly?
Hey, what if we make them more deadly?
Dude, you just reminded me. They were already killing people. You just reminded me of something great. Okay. So this is one of my favorite historical. So you know how back in the day, Jeffrey Hudson. Do you know about Jeffrey Hudson? The Queen's Dwarf in England? No. So back in the day, let me just see the year here. So 1619 to 1682. He lived kind of long, I guess.
Dude, you just reminded me. They were already killing people. You just reminded me of something great. Okay. So this is one of my favorite historical. So you know how back in the day, Jeffrey Hudson. Do you know about Jeffrey Hudson? The Queen's Dwarf in England? No. So back in the day, let me just see the year here. So 1619 to 1682. He lived kind of long, I guess.
Dude, you just reminded me. They were already killing people. You just reminded me of something great. Okay. So this is one of my favorite historical. So you know how back in the day, Jeffrey Hudson. Do you know about Jeffrey Hudson? The Queen's Dwarf in England? No. So back in the day, let me just see the year here. So 1619 to 1682. He lived kind of long, I guess.
Anyway, back then, royalty would collect... like, you know, dwarves, or if you were like really fat because you had some gland problem, there's a girl in Spain like that, and someone discovered you, royals would keep you in like a menagerie, like, ooh, a dwarf, and you'd be like the court, her dwarf. Like a Paris Hilton dog, you know, from, you know? So this guy, Jeffrey Hudson,
Anyway, back then, royalty would collect... like, you know, dwarves, or if you were like really fat because you had some gland problem, there's a girl in Spain like that, and someone discovered you, royals would keep you in like a menagerie, like, ooh, a dwarf, and you'd be like the court, her dwarf. Like a Paris Hilton dog, you know, from, you know? So this guy, Jeffrey Hudson,
Anyway, back then, royalty would collect... like, you know, dwarves, or if you were like really fat because you had some gland problem, there's a girl in Spain like that, and someone discovered you, royals would keep you in like a menagerie, like, ooh, a dwarf, and you'd be like the court, her dwarf. Like a Paris Hilton dog, you know, from, you know? So this guy, Jeffrey Hudson,
I can't remember what queen it is, but for her birthday, they baked him into a pie. I mean, they didn't bake him, but they put him in a pie, okay? So they presented this gigantic pie. He jumps out and then starts dancing on the table, and she loved it. I think he belonged to another noble family. It's like, well, you could have him. So then he became her dwarf, and he had, like, a little sword.
I can't remember what queen it is, but for her birthday, they baked him into a pie. I mean, they didn't bake him, but they put him in a pie, okay? So they presented this gigantic pie. He jumps out and then starts dancing on the table, and she loved it. I think he belonged to another noble family. It's like, well, you could have him. So then he became her dwarf, and he had, like, a little sword.
I can't remember what queen it is, but for her birthday, they baked him into a pie. I mean, they didn't bake him, but they put him in a pie, okay? So they presented this gigantic pie. He jumps out and then starts dancing on the table, and she loved it. I think he belonged to another noble family. It's like, well, you could have him. So then he became her dwarf, and he had, like, a little sword.
And he would... One of her relatives, he would disguise himself as a poor person and go... Jesus Christ. Yeah. That laugh. Look at it. My voice is gone from yelling at hobos. Look at him there. And there he is with the queen walking him. You got to take care of him, you know.
And he would... One of her relatives, he would disguise himself as a poor person and go... Jesus Christ. Yeah. That laugh. Look at it. My voice is gone from yelling at hobos. Look at him there. And there he is with the queen walking him. You got to take care of him, you know.