Kurt Metzger

And he would... One of her relatives, he would disguise himself as a poor person and go... Jesus Christ. Yeah. That laugh. Look at it. My voice is gone from yelling at hobos. Look at him there. And there he is with the queen walking him. You got to take care of him, you know.

Probably a better life than a full-size adult back then, you know.

Probably a better life than a full-size adult back then, you know.

Probably a better life than a full-size adult back then, you know.

Yeah, well, look, if you're this guy and you just jumped out of a pie, the king will let you say all kinds of stuff.

Yeah, well, look, if you're this guy and you just jumped out of a pie, the king will let you say all kinds of stuff.

Yeah, well, look, if you're this guy and you just jumped out of a pie, the king will let you say all kinds of stuff.

He based it on history. He based all that stuff on real history. Probably the dragon part. Sorry, Joy Behar. I wonder about the dragon part. Well, wait, wait, wait. So this dude, one of her relatives or something, he stayed with them and the guy would pretend to be a poor person in the street and he would bring Jeffrey with him.

He based it on history. He based all that stuff on real history. Probably the dragon part. Sorry, Joy Behar. I wonder about the dragon part. Well, wait, wait, wait. So this dude, one of her relatives or something, he stayed with them and the guy would pretend to be a poor person in the street and he would bring Jeffrey with him.

He based it on history. He based all that stuff on real history. Probably the dragon part. Sorry, Joy Behar. I wonder about the dragon part. Well, wait, wait, wait. So this dude, one of her relatives or something, he stayed with them and the guy would pretend to be a poor person in the street and he would bring Jeffrey with him.

And then do like an act. And like he would sit down and he would have these, he would have like a big loaf of bread and then he would make him into a sandwich. That's one of his... Jesus Christ, dude. He would have them in his pocket, and then he would get out bread, and then he would climb in and make a sandwich, and people loved it. I mean, I love it just thinking about it.

And then do like an act. And like he would sit down and he would have these, he would have like a big loaf of bread and then he would make him into a sandwich. That's one of his... Jesus Christ, dude. He would have them in his pocket, and then he would get out bread, and then he would climb in and make a sandwich, and people loved it. I mean, I love it just thinking about it.

And then do like an act. And like he would sit down and he would have these, he would have like a big loaf of bread and then he would make him into a sandwich. That's one of his... Jesus Christ, dude. He would have them in his pocket, and then he would get out bread, and then he would climb in and make a sandwich, and people loved it. I mean, I love it just thinking about it.

I went down a dragon rabbit hole the other day on YouTube. Okay, there's the last thing, though, and this is important. That little guy? Yeah. So he started getting a big head, okay? Oh, no. Yeah, like the classic Howard Stern whack pack kind of development, right? and he got captured by pirates.

I went down a dragon rabbit hole the other day on YouTube. Okay, there's the last thing, though, and this is important. That little guy? Yeah. So he started getting a big head, okay? Oh, no. Yeah, like the classic Howard Stern whack pack kind of development, right? and he got captured by pirates.

I went down a dragon rabbit hole the other day on YouTube. Okay, there's the last thing, though, and this is important. That little guy? Yeah. So he started getting a big head, okay? Oh, no. Yeah, like the classic Howard Stern whack pack kind of development, right? and he got captured by pirates.

He has a crazy life, but he had a little sword, like they made him a sword for himself, and somebody said something to Queen, and he challenged him to a duel. This guy, okay? They had pistols back then. It was like the single-shot pistol duel. And so the guy brought a water gun. The other guy was like, I'm going to fight the Queen's Dwarf.

He has a crazy life, but he had a little sword, like they made him a sword for himself, and somebody said something to Queen, and he challenged him to a duel. This guy, okay? They had pistols back then. It was like the single-shot pistol duel. And so the guy brought a water gun. The other guy was like, I'm going to fight the Queen's Dwarf.

He has a crazy life, but he had a little sword, like they made him a sword for himself, and somebody said something to Queen, and he challenged him to a duel. This guy, okay? They had pistols back then. It was like the single-shot pistol duel. And so the guy brought a water gun. The other guy was like, I'm going to fight the Queen's Dwarf.

And he brought a real gun because he came to, you know, he came for the fame. He came and shot the guy with a real gun. The other guy had a squirt gun that he shot. Oh, my God. And I'll bet Jeffrey Hudson was like, oh, I'm glad I killed you, motherfucker. You brought a squirt gun on top of it? You know, like, that's a guy really not taking you seriously to your duel if he brought a water pistol.