Kurt Metzger

Anyway, back then, royalty would collect... like, you know, dwarves, or if you were like really fat because you had some gland problem, there's a girl in Spain like that, and someone discovered you, royals would keep you in like a menagerie, like, ooh, a dwarf, and you'd be like the court, her dwarf. Like a Paris Hilton dog, you know, from, you know? So this guy, Jeffrey Hudson,

I can't remember what queen it is, but for her birthday, they baked him into a pie. I mean, they didn't bake him, but they put him in a pie, okay? So they presented this gigantic pie. He jumps out and then starts dancing on the table, and she loved it. I think he belonged to another noble family. It's like, well, you could have him. So then he became her dwarf, and he had, like, a little sword.

I can't remember what queen it is, but for her birthday, they baked him into a pie. I mean, they didn't bake him, but they put him in a pie, okay? So they presented this gigantic pie. He jumps out and then starts dancing on the table, and she loved it. I think he belonged to another noble family. It's like, well, you could have him. So then he became her dwarf, and he had, like, a little sword.

I can't remember what queen it is, but for her birthday, they baked him into a pie. I mean, they didn't bake him, but they put him in a pie, okay? So they presented this gigantic pie. He jumps out and then starts dancing on the table, and she loved it. I think he belonged to another noble family. It's like, well, you could have him. So then he became her dwarf, and he had, like, a little sword.

And he would... One of her relatives, he would disguise himself as a poor person and go... Jesus Christ. Yeah. That laugh. Look at it. My voice is gone from yelling at hobos. Look at him there. And there he is with the queen walking him. You got to take care of him, you know.

And he would... One of her relatives, he would disguise himself as a poor person and go... Jesus Christ. Yeah. That laugh. Look at it. My voice is gone from yelling at hobos. Look at him there. And there he is with the queen walking him. You got to take care of him, you know.

And he would... One of her relatives, he would disguise himself as a poor person and go... Jesus Christ. Yeah. That laugh. Look at it. My voice is gone from yelling at hobos. Look at him there. And there he is with the queen walking him. You got to take care of him, you know.

Probably a better life than a full-size adult back then, you know.

Probably a better life than a full-size adult back then, you know.

Probably a better life than a full-size adult back then, you know.

Yeah, well, look, if you're this guy and you just jumped out of a pie, the king will let you say all kinds of stuff.

Yeah, well, look, if you're this guy and you just jumped out of a pie, the king will let you say all kinds of stuff.

Yeah, well, look, if you're this guy and you just jumped out of a pie, the king will let you say all kinds of stuff.

He based it on history. He based all that stuff on real history. Probably the dragon part. Sorry, Joy Behar. I wonder about the dragon part. Well, wait, wait, wait. So this dude, one of her relatives or something, he stayed with them and the guy would pretend to be a poor person in the street and he would bring Jeffrey with him.

He based it on history. He based all that stuff on real history. Probably the dragon part. Sorry, Joy Behar. I wonder about the dragon part. Well, wait, wait, wait. So this dude, one of her relatives or something, he stayed with them and the guy would pretend to be a poor person in the street and he would bring Jeffrey with him.

He based it on history. He based all that stuff on real history. Probably the dragon part. Sorry, Joy Behar. I wonder about the dragon part. Well, wait, wait, wait. So this dude, one of her relatives or something, he stayed with them and the guy would pretend to be a poor person in the street and he would bring Jeffrey with him.

And then do like an act. And like he would sit down and he would have these, he would have like a big loaf of bread and then he would make him into a sandwich. That's one of his... Jesus Christ, dude. He would have them in his pocket, and then he would get out bread, and then he would climb in and make a sandwich, and people loved it. I mean, I love it just thinking about it.

And then do like an act. And like he would sit down and he would have these, he would have like a big loaf of bread and then he would make him into a sandwich. That's one of his... Jesus Christ, dude. He would have them in his pocket, and then he would get out bread, and then he would climb in and make a sandwich, and people loved it. I mean, I love it just thinking about it.

And then do like an act. And like he would sit down and he would have these, he would have like a big loaf of bread and then he would make him into a sandwich. That's one of his... Jesus Christ, dude. He would have them in his pocket, and then he would get out bread, and then he would climb in and make a sandwich, and people loved it. I mean, I love it just thinking about it.

I went down a dragon rabbit hole the other day on YouTube. Okay, there's the last thing, though, and this is important. That little guy? Yeah. So he started getting a big head, okay? Oh, no. Yeah, like the classic Howard Stern whack pack kind of development, right? and he got captured by pirates.