Kurt Metzger

I went down a dragon rabbit hole the other day on YouTube. Okay, there's the last thing, though, and this is important. That little guy? Yeah. So he started getting a big head, okay? Oh, no. Yeah, like the classic Howard Stern whack pack kind of development, right? and he got captured by pirates.

I went down a dragon rabbit hole the other day on YouTube. Okay, there's the last thing, though, and this is important. That little guy? Yeah. So he started getting a big head, okay? Oh, no. Yeah, like the classic Howard Stern whack pack kind of development, right? and he got captured by pirates.

He has a crazy life, but he had a little sword, like they made him a sword for himself, and somebody said something to Queen, and he challenged him to a duel. This guy, okay? They had pistols back then. It was like the single-shot pistol duel. And so the guy brought a water gun. The other guy was like, I'm going to fight the Queen's Dwarf.

He has a crazy life, but he had a little sword, like they made him a sword for himself, and somebody said something to Queen, and he challenged him to a duel. This guy, okay? They had pistols back then. It was like the single-shot pistol duel. And so the guy brought a water gun. The other guy was like, I'm going to fight the Queen's Dwarf.

He has a crazy life, but he had a little sword, like they made him a sword for himself, and somebody said something to Queen, and he challenged him to a duel. This guy, okay? They had pistols back then. It was like the single-shot pistol duel. And so the guy brought a water gun. The other guy was like, I'm going to fight the Queen's Dwarf.

And he brought a real gun because he came to, you know, he came for the fame. He came and shot the guy with a real gun. The other guy had a squirt gun that he shot. Oh, my God. And I'll bet Jeffrey Hudson was like, oh, I'm glad I killed you, motherfucker. You brought a squirt gun on top of it? You know, like, that's a guy really not taking you seriously to your duel if he brought a water pistol.

And he brought a real gun because he came to, you know, he came for the fame. He came and shot the guy with a real gun. The other guy had a squirt gun that he shot. Oh, my God. And I'll bet Jeffrey Hudson was like, oh, I'm glad I killed you, motherfucker. You brought a squirt gun on top of it? You know, like, that's a guy really not taking you seriously to your duel if he brought a water pistol.

And he brought a real gun because he came to, you know, he came for the fame. He came and shot the guy with a real gun. The other guy had a squirt gun that he shot. Oh, my God. And I'll bet Jeffrey Hudson was like, oh, I'm glad I killed you, motherfucker. You brought a squirt gun on top of it? You know, like, that's a guy really not taking you seriously to your duel if he brought a water pistol.

You think, like, my little fingers can't pull a trigger? That's how I would take it.

You think, like, my little fingers can't pull a trigger? That's how I would take it.

You think, like, my little fingers can't pull a trigger? That's how I would take it.

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