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Kurt Metzger

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The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

But all of them have hypersβ€”so if we go to bomb Iran, Iran has hypersonic missiles that we do not have. So think of how much moneyβ€” They do? Oh, yes. How do you know what the military has? Oh, we did a story on it, and I was like this. I'm like, are you shitting me? We don't have the best missiles? No. We were doing things like using Ukraine as missiles.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

But all of them have hypersβ€”so if we go to bomb Iran, Iran has hypersonic missiles that we do not have. So think of how much moneyβ€” They do? Oh, yes. How do you know what the military has? Oh, we did a story on it, and I was like this. I'm like, are you shitting me? We don't have the best missiles? No. We were doing things like using Ukraine as missiles.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

Well, the really good stuff I doubt America has. It's the people in charge of America have, but not America. But these missiles, they can't stop them with like Iron Dome kind of shit. No, they're too fast. And they change direction. Yeah, Russia has, it's not the same as like a NATO alliance, but they have signed a thing with China and Iran. Oh, great.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

Well, the really good stuff I doubt America has. It's the people in charge of America have, but not America. But these missiles, they can't stop them with like Iron Dome kind of shit. No, they're too fast. And they change direction. Yeah, Russia has, it's not the same as like a NATO alliance, but they have signed a thing with China and Iran. Oh, great.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

Well, the really good stuff I doubt America has. It's the people in charge of America have, but not America. But these missiles, they can't stop them with like Iron Dome kind of shit. No, they're too fast. And they change direction. Yeah, Russia has, it's not the same as like a NATO alliance, but they have signed a thing with China and Iran. Oh, great.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

Yeah, so the war with Russia that we're supposed to avoid by this Ukraine thing that's, I guess Zelensky gave the minerals already to the UK a long time ago, which is why Boris Johnson sabotaged the peace deal before, I'm guessing, among other crazy reasons. And so if we go bomb Iran, that might bring Russia into it as well. Somebody wants World War III real bad.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

Yeah, so the war with Russia that we're supposed to avoid by this Ukraine thing that's, I guess Zelensky gave the minerals already to the UK a long time ago, which is why Boris Johnson sabotaged the peace deal before, I'm guessing, among other crazy reasons. And so if we go bomb Iran, that might bring Russia into it as well. Somebody wants World War III real bad.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

Yeah, so the war with Russia that we're supposed to avoid by this Ukraine thing that's, I guess Zelensky gave the minerals already to the UK a long time ago, which is why Boris Johnson sabotaged the peace deal before, I'm guessing, among other crazy reasons. And so if we go bomb Iran, that might bring Russia into it as well. Somebody wants World War III real bad.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

I believe in God, so I'm like, I can't wait to tell on everybody. Please kill me. I cannot wait to tell God on you. I can't wait.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

I believe in God, so I'm like, I can't wait to tell on everybody. Please kill me. I cannot wait to tell God on you. I can't wait.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

I believe in God, so I'm like, I can't wait to tell on everybody. Please kill me. I cannot wait to tell God on you. I can't wait.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

It's because it's called mind control. I bring it up nonstop, actually, to the point of annoying, I would say. MK Monarch was the one in the 90s that probably most of these actors and all these figures that are like, why are there hotter people in government all of a sudden? I want to show you something.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

It's because it's called mind control. I bring it up nonstop, actually, to the point of annoying, I would say. MK Monarch was the one in the 90s that probably most of these actors and all these figures that are like, why are there hotter people in government all of a sudden? I want to show you something.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

It's because it's called mind control. I bring it up nonstop, actually, to the point of annoying, I would say. MK Monarch was the one in the 90s that probably most of these actors and all these figures that are like, why are there hotter people in government all of a sudden? I want to show you something.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

That Matt Damon cross-dresser from the Nuclear Commission that was stealing luggage? Yeah, that guy. He was one of these... I thought it was him, but they put a thing on? Oh, yeah. Now, this is a crazy conspiracy I made up, but... You know how at Disney, you were talking about Disney, they couldn't find the dwarves?

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

That Matt Damon cross-dresser from the Nuclear Commission that was stealing luggage? Yeah, that guy. He was one of these... I thought it was him, but they put a thing on? Oh, yeah. Now, this is a crazy conspiracy I made up, but... You know how at Disney, you were talking about Disney, they couldn't find the dwarves?

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

That Matt Damon cross-dresser from the Nuclear Commission that was stealing luggage? Yeah, that guy. He was one of these... I thought it was him, but they put a thing on? Oh, yeah. Now, this is a crazy conspiracy I made up, but... You know how at Disney, you were talking about Disney, they couldn't find the dwarves?

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

There's a story about Walt Disney. They wanted Pinocchio to be on a ballot, so he hired little people to be Pinocchios, and he just left some food and wine up there. And it got real hot, and I think they were stuck on the roof, so they just took off their hats, and there were these drunk dwarves yelling cursings at kids at Disneyland.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

There's a story about Walt Disney. They wanted Pinocchio to be on a ballot, so he hired little people to be Pinocchios, and he just left some food and wine up there. And it got real hot, and I think they were stuck on the roof, so they just took off their hats, and there were these drunk dwarves yelling cursings at kids at Disneyland.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

There's a story about Walt Disney. They wanted Pinocchio to be on a ballot, so he hired little people to be Pinocchios, and he just left some food and wine up there. And it got real hot, and I think they were stuck on the roof, so they just took off their hats, and there were these drunk dwarves yelling cursings at kids at Disneyland.