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Kurt Metzger

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2283 total appearances

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The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

But you know how the employees have to keep their suit on at all times to the point of it's like some kind of Guantanamo torture? Right. So where did furries come from? I think that, and Dizzy's part of it, now I'm just pulling this out of my ass, dude. I like where you're going with this. They're genetically engineering employees who like to be in a fursuit. It's almost erotic to them.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

But you know how the employees have to keep their suit on at all times to the point of it's like some kind of Guantanamo torture? Right. So where did furries come from? I think that, and Dizzy's part of it, now I'm just pulling this out of my ass, dude. I like where you're going with this. They're genetically engineering employees who like to be in a fursuit. It's almost erotic to them.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

But you know how the employees have to keep their suit on at all times to the point of it's like some kind of Guantanamo torture? Right. So where did furries come from? I think that, and Dizzy's part of it, now I'm just pulling this out of my ass, dude. I like where you're going with this. They're genetically engineering employees who like to be in a fursuit. It's almost erotic to them.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

They have the minds, even though they're smart, right? And they know math. They love products. Ooh, is this a new lightsaber? I'm 40, but I'm excited as a child. And I love wearing this suit because that's how I come. And they genetically, like all the stuff they put in is making these employees for the theme parks. That's what furries are for. People that want to be in that hot, awful suit.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

They have the minds, even though they're smart, right? And they know math. They love products. Ooh, is this a new lightsaber? I'm 40, but I'm excited as a child. And I love wearing this suit because that's how I come. And they genetically, like all the stuff they put in is making these employees for the theme parks. That's what furries are for. People that want to be in that hot, awful suit.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

They have the minds, even though they're smart, right? And they know math. They love products. Ooh, is this a new lightsaber? I'm 40, but I'm excited as a child. And I love wearing this suit because that's how I come. And they genetically, like all the stuff they put in is making these employees for the theme parks. That's what furries are for. People that want to be in that hot, awful suit.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

I'm just making that up as a joke. You might be right. It might be like one of them MKUltra things. Well, Disneyland was 100% involved in that. There's no underneath Florida Disney because it's a swamp. But Disneyland, of course, they're patriots. Walt Disney's a patriot.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

I'm just making that up as a joke. You might be right. It might be like one of them MKUltra things. Well, Disneyland was 100% involved in that. There's no underneath Florida Disney because it's a swamp. But Disneyland, of course, they're patriots. Walt Disney's a patriot.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

I'm just making that up as a joke. You might be right. It might be like one of them MKUltra things. Well, Disneyland was 100% involved in that. There's no underneath Florida Disney because it's a swamp. But Disneyland, of course, they're patriots. Walt Disney's a patriot.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

If the intelligence agencies need to do something there and we're doing a thing with kids, of course he's going to be involved in it. He didn't create all that. It's like Bill Burr's joke about Steve Jobs. You just yelled at a nerd to keep soldering to make the iPhone, but they act like this Ayn Rand bullshit where it's like a great industrialist came up with this.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

If the intelligence agencies need to do something there and we're doing a thing with kids, of course he's going to be involved in it. He didn't create all that. It's like Bill Burr's joke about Steve Jobs. You just yelled at a nerd to keep soldering to make the iPhone, but they act like this Ayn Rand bullshit where it's like a great industrialist came up with this.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

If the intelligence agencies need to do something there and we're doing a thing with kids, of course he's going to be involved in it. He didn't create all that. It's like Bill Burr's joke about Steve Jobs. You just yelled at a nerd to keep soldering to make the iPhone, but they act like this Ayn Rand bullshit where it's like a great industrialist came up with this.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

Did you just tell people what to do, dickhead? That's important. You need that, but you get all the credit. It's all on you. That seems weird, like a feudalism of some kind, doesn't it?

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

Did you just tell people what to do, dickhead? That's important. You need that, but you get all the credit. It's all on you. That seems weird, like a feudalism of some kind, doesn't it?

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

Did you just tell people what to do, dickhead? That's important. You need that, but you get all the credit. It's all on you. That seems weird, like a feudalism of some kind, doesn't it?

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

Yeah, well, I mean, Ford did that. Ford did it?

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

Yeah, well, I mean, Ford did that. Ford did it?

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

Yeah, well, I mean, Ford did that. Ford did it?

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

He made cars for the Nazis. Well, Rick Overton's dad in World War II, they had some car. They popped it open. It was American. He was like, wow, okay, this is bullshit.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2298 - Kurt Metzger

He made cars for the Nazis. Well, Rick Overton's dad in World War II, they had some car. They popped it open. It was American. He was like, wow, okay, this is bullshit.