Kurt Metzger

Dubai? Oh, yeah, Dubai. Listen, if we go to Iran, because I was going to get rid of this joke. It's a 20-year-old in the audience that we're bringing back the draft and you're going for sure. And don't try to get your way out. We're going. Iran, they want that Iran war so bad. And Trump has brought so many snakes to his bosom. Again, like that Mike Waltz dipshit. Why do you think they want...

to do that? The Greater Israel Project, the thing Wesley Clark talked about back when they mapped out all the countries they wanted knocked out, Libya, Iraq. We've got all of them except Iran, I think. Syria, we got our al-Qaeda guys in there, so great job, everyone. Jesus Christ. People from Syria, if you ever talk to them.

to do that? The Greater Israel Project, the thing Wesley Clark talked about back when they mapped out all the countries they wanted knocked out, Libya, Iraq. We've got all of them except Iran, I think. Syria, we got our al-Qaeda guys in there, so great job, everyone. Jesus Christ. People from Syria, if you ever talk to them.

to do that? The Greater Israel Project, the thing Wesley Clark talked about back when they mapped out all the countries they wanted knocked out, Libya, Iraq. We've got all of them except Iran, I think. Syria, we got our al-Qaeda guys in there, so great job, everyone. Jesus Christ. People from Syria, if you ever talk to them.

Even an idiot could put it... Like me. Yeah. I remember the day where I was like... It was probably 2015, 16. I was like, are we still in Iraq? Like, it felt like I left the oven on. And we're hearing the same thing. Like, weapons of mass destruction, they're this close. They're this close.

Even an idiot could put it... Like me. Yeah. I remember the day where I was like... It was probably 2015, 16. I was like, are we still in Iraq? Like, it felt like I left the oven on. And we're hearing the same thing. Like, weapons of mass destruction, they're this close. They're this close.

Even an idiot could put it... Like me. Yeah. I remember the day where I was like... It was probably 2015, 16. I was like, are we still in Iraq? Like, it felt like I left the oven on. And we're hearing the same thing. Like, weapons of mass destruction, they're this close. They're this close.

Oh, by the way, everyone, if we do go to war, and if you're dumb enough to sign up to go to Iran, just so you know, we can't beat Iran. We haven't won a war in 80 years. I don't know why everybody seems to forget that we don't win these wars. I mean, somebody wins. It ain't you. It ain't you fighting it. That's for goddamn sure.

Oh, by the way, everyone, if we do go to war, and if you're dumb enough to sign up to go to Iran, just so you know, we can't beat Iran. We haven't won a war in 80 years. I don't know why everybody seems to forget that we don't win these wars. I mean, somebody wins. It ain't you. It ain't you fighting it. That's for goddamn sure.

Oh, by the way, everyone, if we do go to war, and if you're dumb enough to sign up to go to Iran, just so you know, we can't beat Iran. We haven't won a war in 80 years. I don't know why everybody seems to forget that we don't win these wars. I mean, somebody wins. It ain't you. It ain't you fighting it. That's for goddamn sure.

But all of them have hypers—so if we go to bomb Iran, Iran has hypersonic missiles that we do not have. So think of how much money— They do? Oh, yes. How do you know what the military has? Oh, we did a story on it, and I was like this. I'm like, are you shitting me? We don't have the best missiles? No. We were doing things like using Ukraine as missiles.

But all of them have hypers—so if we go to bomb Iran, Iran has hypersonic missiles that we do not have. So think of how much money— They do? Oh, yes. How do you know what the military has? Oh, we did a story on it, and I was like this. I'm like, are you shitting me? We don't have the best missiles? No. We were doing things like using Ukraine as missiles.

But all of them have hypers—so if we go to bomb Iran, Iran has hypersonic missiles that we do not have. So think of how much money— They do? Oh, yes. How do you know what the military has? Oh, we did a story on it, and I was like this. I'm like, are you shitting me? We don't have the best missiles? No. We were doing things like using Ukraine as missiles.

Well, the really good stuff I doubt America has. It's the people in charge of America have, but not America. But these missiles, they can't stop them with like Iron Dome kind of shit. No, they're too fast. And they change direction. Yeah, Russia has, it's not the same as like a NATO alliance, but they have signed a thing with China and Iran. Oh, great.

Well, the really good stuff I doubt America has. It's the people in charge of America have, but not America. But these missiles, they can't stop them with like Iron Dome kind of shit. No, they're too fast. And they change direction. Yeah, Russia has, it's not the same as like a NATO alliance, but they have signed a thing with China and Iran. Oh, great.

Well, the really good stuff I doubt America has. It's the people in charge of America have, but not America. But these missiles, they can't stop them with like Iron Dome kind of shit. No, they're too fast. And they change direction. Yeah, Russia has, it's not the same as like a NATO alliance, but they have signed a thing with China and Iran. Oh, great.

Yeah, so the war with Russia that we're supposed to avoid by this Ukraine thing that's, I guess Zelensky gave the minerals already to the UK a long time ago, which is why Boris Johnson sabotaged the peace deal before, I'm guessing, among other crazy reasons. And so if we go bomb Iran, that might bring Russia into it as well. Somebody wants World War III real bad.

Yeah, so the war with Russia that we're supposed to avoid by this Ukraine thing that's, I guess Zelensky gave the minerals already to the UK a long time ago, which is why Boris Johnson sabotaged the peace deal before, I'm guessing, among other crazy reasons. And so if we go bomb Iran, that might bring Russia into it as well. Somebody wants World War III real bad.

Yeah, so the war with Russia that we're supposed to avoid by this Ukraine thing that's, I guess Zelensky gave the minerals already to the UK a long time ago, which is why Boris Johnson sabotaged the peace deal before, I'm guessing, among other crazy reasons. And so if we go bomb Iran, that might bring Russia into it as well. Somebody wants World War III real bad.

I believe in God, so I'm like, I can't wait to tell on everybody. Please kill me. I cannot wait to tell God on you. I can't wait.