Kurt Metzger

I believe in God, so I'm like, I can't wait to tell on everybody. Please kill me. I cannot wait to tell God on you. I can't wait.

I believe in God, so I'm like, I can't wait to tell on everybody. Please kill me. I cannot wait to tell God on you. I can't wait.

It's because it's called mind control. I bring it up nonstop, actually, to the point of annoying, I would say. MK Monarch was the one in the 90s that probably most of these actors and all these figures that are like, why are there hotter people in government all of a sudden? I want to show you something.

It's because it's called mind control. I bring it up nonstop, actually, to the point of annoying, I would say. MK Monarch was the one in the 90s that probably most of these actors and all these figures that are like, why are there hotter people in government all of a sudden? I want to show you something.

It's because it's called mind control. I bring it up nonstop, actually, to the point of annoying, I would say. MK Monarch was the one in the 90s that probably most of these actors and all these figures that are like, why are there hotter people in government all of a sudden? I want to show you something.

That Matt Damon cross-dresser from the Nuclear Commission that was stealing luggage? Yeah, that guy. He was one of these... I thought it was him, but they put a thing on? Oh, yeah. Now, this is a crazy conspiracy I made up, but... You know how at Disney, you were talking about Disney, they couldn't find the dwarves?

That Matt Damon cross-dresser from the Nuclear Commission that was stealing luggage? Yeah, that guy. He was one of these... I thought it was him, but they put a thing on? Oh, yeah. Now, this is a crazy conspiracy I made up, but... You know how at Disney, you were talking about Disney, they couldn't find the dwarves?

That Matt Damon cross-dresser from the Nuclear Commission that was stealing luggage? Yeah, that guy. He was one of these... I thought it was him, but they put a thing on? Oh, yeah. Now, this is a crazy conspiracy I made up, but... You know how at Disney, you were talking about Disney, they couldn't find the dwarves?

There's a story about Walt Disney. They wanted Pinocchio to be on a ballot, so he hired little people to be Pinocchios, and he just left some food and wine up there. And it got real hot, and I think they were stuck on the roof, so they just took off their hats, and there were these drunk dwarves yelling cursings at kids at Disneyland.

There's a story about Walt Disney. They wanted Pinocchio to be on a ballot, so he hired little people to be Pinocchios, and he just left some food and wine up there. And it got real hot, and I think they were stuck on the roof, so they just took off their hats, and there were these drunk dwarves yelling cursings at kids at Disneyland.

There's a story about Walt Disney. They wanted Pinocchio to be on a ballot, so he hired little people to be Pinocchios, and he just left some food and wine up there. And it got real hot, and I think they were stuck on the roof, so they just took off their hats, and there were these drunk dwarves yelling cursings at kids at Disneyland.

But you know how the employees have to keep their suit on at all times to the point of it's like some kind of Guantanamo torture? Right. So where did furries come from? I think that, and Dizzy's part of it, now I'm just pulling this out of my ass, dude. I like where you're going with this. They're genetically engineering employees who like to be in a fursuit. It's almost erotic to them.

But you know how the employees have to keep their suit on at all times to the point of it's like some kind of Guantanamo torture? Right. So where did furries come from? I think that, and Dizzy's part of it, now I'm just pulling this out of my ass, dude. I like where you're going with this. They're genetically engineering employees who like to be in a fursuit. It's almost erotic to them.

But you know how the employees have to keep their suit on at all times to the point of it's like some kind of Guantanamo torture? Right. So where did furries come from? I think that, and Dizzy's part of it, now I'm just pulling this out of my ass, dude. I like where you're going with this. They're genetically engineering employees who like to be in a fursuit. It's almost erotic to them.

They have the minds, even though they're smart, right? And they know math. They love products. Ooh, is this a new lightsaber? I'm 40, but I'm excited as a child. And I love wearing this suit because that's how I come. And they genetically, like all the stuff they put in is making these employees for the theme parks. That's what furries are for. People that want to be in that hot, awful suit.

They have the minds, even though they're smart, right? And they know math. They love products. Ooh, is this a new lightsaber? I'm 40, but I'm excited as a child. And I love wearing this suit because that's how I come. And they genetically, like all the stuff they put in is making these employees for the theme parks. That's what furries are for. People that want to be in that hot, awful suit.

They have the minds, even though they're smart, right? And they know math. They love products. Ooh, is this a new lightsaber? I'm 40, but I'm excited as a child. And I love wearing this suit because that's how I come. And they genetically, like all the stuff they put in is making these employees for the theme parks. That's what furries are for. People that want to be in that hot, awful suit.

I'm just making that up as a joke. You might be right. It might be like one of them MKUltra things. Well, Disneyland was 100% involved in that. There's no underneath Florida Disney because it's a swamp. But Disneyland, of course, they're patriots. Walt Disney's a patriot.

I'm just making that up as a joke. You might be right. It might be like one of them MKUltra things. Well, Disneyland was 100% involved in that. There's no underneath Florida Disney because it's a swamp. But Disneyland, of course, they're patriots. Walt Disney's a patriot.

I'm just making that up as a joke. You might be right. It might be like one of them MKUltra things. Well, Disneyland was 100% involved in that. There's no underneath Florida Disney because it's a swamp. But Disneyland, of course, they're patriots. Walt Disney's a patriot.