Kurt Metzger
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Was Al Franken working there when they did that? I don't know. Because I would think Senator Franken would have said something. Oh, he's not a senator anymore.
Yeah, I would think after you got screwed over like that, you wouldn't still do Blue Magga, but I guess you would. Ah, he's just locked in, you know?
Yeah, I would think after you got screwed over like that, you wouldn't still do Blue Magga, but I guess you would. Ah, he's just locked in, you know?
Yeah, I would think after you got screwed over like that, you wouldn't still do Blue Magga, but I guess you would. Ah, he's just locked in, you know?
Yo, he had a funny... One time he was on Conan. This made me laugh so hard. He was saying how the internet, how great it is for kids. You know, my son, my kid just did a third grade report on bestiality, and the other kids just loved it. Ah!
Yo, he had a funny... One time he was on Conan. This made me laugh so hard. He was saying how the internet, how great it is for kids. You know, my son, my kid just did a third grade report on bestiality, and the other kids just loved it. Ah!
Yo, he had a funny... One time he was on Conan. This made me laugh so hard. He was saying how the internet, how great it is for kids. You know, my son, my kid just did a third grade report on bestiality, and the other kids just loved it. Ah!
Well, you know, John Money, I'm sure whoever wrote that knew about John Money, right? The guy that came up with that. I bet they didn't. That's a bunch of Lampoon Harvard people, right? Right. So, you know, they go, oh, The Simpsons, how do they predict the future? No, they... You're near the people that pull the levers of power in college. You're just going to osmosis up their fucking plans.
Well, you know, John Money, I'm sure whoever wrote that knew about John Money, right? The guy that came up with that. I bet they didn't. That's a bunch of Lampoon Harvard people, right? Right. So, you know, they go, oh, The Simpsons, how do they predict the future? No, they... You're near the people that pull the levers of power in college. You're just going to osmosis up their fucking plans.
Well, you know, John Money, I'm sure whoever wrote that knew about John Money, right? The guy that came up with that. I bet they didn't. That's a bunch of Lampoon Harvard people, right? Right. So, you know, they go, oh, The Simpsons, how do they predict the future? No, they... You're near the people that pull the levers of power in college. You're just going to osmosis up their fucking plans.
That's them broadcasting their plans. That's what the great Bill Clinton, I believe you had a beanie fly contact with.
That's them broadcasting their plans. That's what the great Bill Clinton, I believe you had a beanie fly contact with.
That's them broadcasting their plans. That's what the great Bill Clinton, I believe you had a beanie fly contact with.
Well, not in your department, but I mean, you know how far back, You know in Rome, the galleys of Cybele? You know what that is? No. When they were losing to Hannibal and the priestess of Cybele, it's like C-E-Y-B-E-L-E. It looks like Cybele, but it's Cybele. Okay. And the myth behind it is insane. The myth story is this one god that was too horny that had both sets of organs, so they trick him.
Well, not in your department, but I mean, you know how far back, You know in Rome, the galleys of Cybele? You know what that is? No. When they were losing to Hannibal and the priestess of Cybele, it's like C-E-Y-B-E-L-E. It looks like Cybele, but it's Cybele. Okay. And the myth behind it is insane. The myth story is this one god that was too horny that had both sets of organs, so they trick him.
Well, not in your department, but I mean, you know how far back, You know in Rome, the galleys of Cybele? You know what that is? No. When they were losing to Hannibal and the priestess of Cybele, it's like C-E-Y-B-E-L-E. It looks like Cybele, but it's Cybele. Okay. And the myth behind it is insane. The myth story is this one god that was too horny that had both sets of organs, so they trick him.
I love, like, they trick him with wine and they tie his dick to the ground and he... Come on, somebody went to church on Sunday. Somebody went to a church and learned this. Tie his dick to the ground like how they do a bull, like through the nose. Yes, yes, yes, exactly. And then he jumped up and it ripped his dick off. Oh, Jesus.