Kurt Metzger

I only moved down here. You had to have club. I like Austin, but until the club was here, I wouldn't move. It's the best. I need the store, the cellar. Oh, we need it.

I only moved down here. You had to have club. I like Austin, but until the club was here, I wouldn't move. It's the best. I need the store, the cellar. Oh, we need it.

I only moved down here. You had to have club. I like Austin, but until the club was here, I wouldn't move. It's the best. I need the store, the cellar. Oh, we need it.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Yes. Hey, I mean, Phil Hartman's gone, but all the rest of you, thanks for speaking up. Hey, this reminds me of the sketch that we did. How come I just heard of this now? How come I just heard of this now? Boy, SNL was funny.

Yes. Hey, I mean, Phil Hartman's gone, but all the rest of you, thanks for speaking up. Hey, this reminds me of the sketch that we did. How come I just heard of this now? How come I just heard of this now? Boy, SNL was funny.

Yes. Hey, I mean, Phil Hartman's gone, but all the rest of you, thanks for speaking up. Hey, this reminds me of the sketch that we did. How come I just heard of this now? How come I just heard of this now? Boy, SNL was funny.

Was Al Franken working there when they did that? I don't know. Because I would think Senator Franken would have said something. Oh, he's not a senator anymore.

Was Al Franken working there when they did that? I don't know. Because I would think Senator Franken would have said something. Oh, he's not a senator anymore.

Was Al Franken working there when they did that? I don't know. Because I would think Senator Franken would have said something. Oh, he's not a senator anymore.

Yeah, I would think after you got screwed over like that, you wouldn't still do Blue Magga, but I guess you would. Ah, he's just locked in, you know?

Yeah, I would think after you got screwed over like that, you wouldn't still do Blue Magga, but I guess you would. Ah, he's just locked in, you know?

Yeah, I would think after you got screwed over like that, you wouldn't still do Blue Magga, but I guess you would. Ah, he's just locked in, you know?

Yo, he had a funny... One time he was on Conan. This made me laugh so hard. He was saying how the internet, how great it is for kids. You know, my son, my kid just did a third grade report on bestiality, and the other kids just loved it. Ah!

Yo, he had a funny... One time he was on Conan. This made me laugh so hard. He was saying how the internet, how great it is for kids. You know, my son, my kid just did a third grade report on bestiality, and the other kids just loved it. Ah!

Yo, he had a funny... One time he was on Conan. This made me laugh so hard. He was saying how the internet, how great it is for kids. You know, my son, my kid just did a third grade report on bestiality, and the other kids just loved it. Ah!

Well, you know, John Money, I'm sure whoever wrote that knew about John Money, right? The guy that came up with that. I bet they didn't. That's a bunch of Lampoon Harvard people, right? Right. So, you know, they go, oh, The Simpsons, how do they predict the future? No, they... You're near the people that pull the levers of power in college. You're just going to osmosis up their fucking plans.

Well, you know, John Money, I'm sure whoever wrote that knew about John Money, right? The guy that came up with that. I bet they didn't. That's a bunch of Lampoon Harvard people, right? Right. So, you know, they go, oh, The Simpsons, how do they predict the future? No, they... You're near the people that pull the levers of power in college. You're just going to osmosis up their fucking plans.