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Kurt Metzger

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2283 total appearances

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The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

I love, like, they trick him with wine and they tie his dick to the ground and he... Come on, somebody went to church on Sunday. Somebody went to a church and learned this. Tie his dick to the ground like how they do a bull, like through the nose. Yes, yes, yes, exactly. And then he jumped up and it ripped his dick off. Oh, Jesus.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

I love, like, they trick him with wine and they tie his dick to the ground and he... Come on, somebody went to church on Sunday. Somebody went to a church and learned this. Tie his dick to the ground like how they do a bull, like through the nose. Yes, yes, yes, exactly. And then he jumped up and it ripped his dick off. Oh, Jesus.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

And then, so he starts hanging out with his handsome nephew and his nephew is faking like he's a great hunter because this dickless uncle, he still has a pussy, the uncle. But these gods sure sound like just LA people. Why do all the gods just sound like L.A. people? Okay, so my favorite- Kyblee? Yeah, the eunuch priest.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

And then, so he starts hanging out with his handsome nephew and his nephew is faking like he's a great hunter because this dickless uncle, he still has a pussy, the uncle. But these gods sure sound like just LA people. Why do all the gods just sound like L.A. people? Okay, so my favorite- Kyblee? Yeah, the eunuch priest.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

And then, so he starts hanging out with his handsome nephew and his nephew is faking like he's a great hunter because this dickless uncle, he still has a pussy, the uncle. But these gods sure sound like just LA people. Why do all the gods just sound like L.A. people? Okay, so my favorite- Kyblee? Yeah, the eunuch priest.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

So my favorite writing about it is like when they celebrate Kyblee, and then the legend or the myth has more of like this wedding gets sabotaged by the jealous, ripped-off dick guy. and the women cut off their own breasts, and the men cut off their genitals.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

So my favorite writing about it is like when they celebrate Kyblee, and then the legend or the myth has more of like this wedding gets sabotaged by the jealous, ripped-off dick guy. and the women cut off their own breasts, and the men cut off their genitals.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

So my favorite writing about it is like when they celebrate Kyblee, and then the legend or the myth has more of like this wedding gets sabotaged by the jealous, ripped-off dick guy. and the women cut off their own breasts, and the men cut off their genitals.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

And there's an early Christian, I can't remember who's writing about it, but he goes, they cut off their genitals and go about shrieking in the street.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

And there's an early Christian, I can't remember who's writing about it, but he goes, they cut off their genitals and go about shrieking in the street.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

And there's an early Christian, I can't remember who's writing about it, but he goes, they cut off their genitals and go about shrieking in the street.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Yeah, so I don't think nothing's new, you know? I think it's all the same shit repackaged in different ways, so then, you know.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Yeah, so I don't think nothing's new, you know? I think it's all the same shit repackaged in different ways, so then, you know.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Yeah, so I don't think nothing's new, you know? I think it's all the same shit repackaged in different ways, so then, you know.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Kyblee was also known as Magna Mater or the Great Mother. So the doctor, if you heard Phil Hartman, he goes, Mommy says, you know, like this is like a theme that goes through history.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Kyblee was also known as Magna Mater or the Great Mother. So the doctor, if you heard Phil Hartman, he goes, Mommy says, you know, like this is like a theme that goes through history.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Kyblee was also known as Magna Mater or the Great Mother. So the doctor, if you heard Phil Hartman, he goes, Mommy says, you know, like this is like a theme that goes through history.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Remember when you had that guy, Thaddeus, whatever, the postmodern guy? I was just watching a clip. Oh, yeah. And I happened to just re-watch it. And he basically told you, like, nothing's anything. Yeah. Like, that's why I think the simulation talk is all like, I look at everything as what's the marketing here to me? And a lot of it's like, nothing means anything.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Remember when you had that guy, Thaddeus, whatever, the postmodern guy? I was just watching a clip. Oh, yeah. And I happened to just re-watch it. And he basically told you, like, nothing's anything. Yeah. Like, that's why I think the simulation talk is all like, I look at everything as what's the marketing here to me? And a lot of it's like, nothing means anything.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2265 - Kurt Metzger

Remember when you had that guy, Thaddeus, whatever, the postmodern guy? I was just watching a clip. Oh, yeah. And I happened to just re-watch it. And he basically told you, like, nothing's anything. Yeah. Like, that's why I think the simulation talk is all like, I look at everything as what's the marketing here to me? And a lot of it's like, nothing means anything.