Kurt Metzger

Well, you know, John Money, I'm sure whoever wrote that knew about John Money, right? The guy that came up with that. I bet they didn't. That's a bunch of Lampoon Harvard people, right? Right. So, you know, they go, oh, The Simpsons, how do they predict the future? No, they... You're near the people that pull the levers of power in college. You're just going to osmosis up their fucking plans.

It ain't psychic.

It ain't psychic.

It ain't psychic.

That's them broadcasting their plans. That's what the great Bill Clinton, I believe you had a beanie fly contact with.

That's them broadcasting their plans. That's what the great Bill Clinton, I believe you had a beanie fly contact with.

That's them broadcasting their plans. That's what the great Bill Clinton, I believe you had a beanie fly contact with.

Well, not in your department, but I mean, you know how far back, You know in Rome, the galleys of Cybele? You know what that is? No. When they were losing to Hannibal and the priestess of Cybele, it's like C-E-Y-B-E-L-E. It looks like Cybele, but it's Cybele. Okay. And the myth behind it is insane. The myth story is this one god that was too horny that had both sets of organs, so they trick him.

Well, not in your department, but I mean, you know how far back, You know in Rome, the galleys of Cybele? You know what that is? No. When they were losing to Hannibal and the priestess of Cybele, it's like C-E-Y-B-E-L-E. It looks like Cybele, but it's Cybele. Okay. And the myth behind it is insane. The myth story is this one god that was too horny that had both sets of organs, so they trick him.

Well, not in your department, but I mean, you know how far back, You know in Rome, the galleys of Cybele? You know what that is? No. When they were losing to Hannibal and the priestess of Cybele, it's like C-E-Y-B-E-L-E. It looks like Cybele, but it's Cybele. Okay. And the myth behind it is insane. The myth story is this one god that was too horny that had both sets of organs, so they trick him.

I love, like, they trick him with wine and they tie his dick to the ground and he... Come on, somebody went to church on Sunday. Somebody went to a church and learned this. Tie his dick to the ground like how they do a bull, like through the nose. Yes, yes, yes, exactly. And then he jumped up and it ripped his dick off. Oh, Jesus.

I love, like, they trick him with wine and they tie his dick to the ground and he... Come on, somebody went to church on Sunday. Somebody went to a church and learned this. Tie his dick to the ground like how they do a bull, like through the nose. Yes, yes, yes, exactly. And then he jumped up and it ripped his dick off. Oh, Jesus.

I love, like, they trick him with wine and they tie his dick to the ground and he... Come on, somebody went to church on Sunday. Somebody went to a church and learned this. Tie his dick to the ground like how they do a bull, like through the nose. Yes, yes, yes, exactly. And then he jumped up and it ripped his dick off. Oh, Jesus.

And then, so he starts hanging out with his handsome nephew and his nephew is faking like he's a great hunter because this dickless uncle, he still has a pussy, the uncle. But these gods sure sound like just LA people. Why do all the gods just sound like L.A. people? Okay, so my favorite- Kyblee? Yeah, the eunuch priest.

And then, so he starts hanging out with his handsome nephew and his nephew is faking like he's a great hunter because this dickless uncle, he still has a pussy, the uncle. But these gods sure sound like just LA people. Why do all the gods just sound like L.A. people? Okay, so my favorite- Kyblee? Yeah, the eunuch priest.

And then, so he starts hanging out with his handsome nephew and his nephew is faking like he's a great hunter because this dickless uncle, he still has a pussy, the uncle. But these gods sure sound like just LA people. Why do all the gods just sound like L.A. people? Okay, so my favorite- Kyblee? Yeah, the eunuch priest.

So my favorite writing about it is like when they celebrate Kyblee, and then the legend or the myth has more of like this wedding gets sabotaged by the jealous, ripped-off dick guy. and the women cut off their own breasts, and the men cut off their genitals.

So my favorite writing about it is like when they celebrate Kyblee, and then the legend or the myth has more of like this wedding gets sabotaged by the jealous, ripped-off dick guy. and the women cut off their own breasts, and the men cut off their genitals.

So my favorite writing about it is like when they celebrate Kyblee, and then the legend or the myth has more of like this wedding gets sabotaged by the jealous, ripped-off dick guy. and the women cut off their own breasts, and the men cut off their genitals.

And there's an early Christian, I can't remember who's writing about it, but he goes, they cut off their genitals and go about shrieking in the street.