Kurt Metzger
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Bad luck for him. This therapist was a CIA guy. Yeah. Delgado. Yeah. Those old things with the bowl where it doesn't charge because they're putting, it's a chip. You know, the brain chip has been invented a long time ago. So they put this in this guy's head without telling him, a brain chip. And then it turned him into, I mean, it just fucked him up, okay? And he ended up in a booby hatch.
Bad luck for him. This therapist was a CIA guy. Yeah. Delgado. Yeah. Those old things with the bowl where it doesn't charge because they're putting, it's a chip. You know, the brain chip has been invented a long time ago. So they put this in this guy's head without telling him, a brain chip. And then it turned him into, I mean, it just fucked him up, okay? And he ended up in a booby hatch.
Bad luck for him. This therapist was a CIA guy. Yeah. Delgado. Yeah. Those old things with the bowl where it doesn't charge because they're putting, it's a chip. You know, the brain chip has been invented a long time ago. So they put this in this guy's head without telling him, a brain chip. And then it turned him into, I mean, it just fucked him up, okay? And he ended up in a booby hatch.
And the pain from, you know, because microwaves have to be transmitted to his chip. So the pain of that in his brain made him put metal trash cans on his head because he's smart. He knew science things and what they were using even though he was in pain. And then they started letting him use aluminum foil around his fucking head.
And the pain from, you know, because microwaves have to be transmitted to his chip. So the pain of that in his brain made him put metal trash cans on his head because he's smart. He knew science things and what they were using even though he was in pain. And then they started letting him use aluminum foil around his fucking head.
And the pain from, you know, because microwaves have to be transmitted to his chip. So the pain of that in his brain made him put metal trash cans on his head because he's smart. He knew science things and what they were using even though he was in pain. And then they started letting him use aluminum foil around his fucking head.
So we get the term tinfoil hat from a guy the CIA mutilated and fucked up. And now we say it as a joke. Do you see how magic works? Yeah. What was the implant they put in on him? Oh, what was it called? The one they made in the 90s called Soul Catcher, which is ominous. Jesus. Yeah, Soul Catcher.
So we get the term tinfoil hat from a guy the CIA mutilated and fucked up. And now we say it as a joke. Do you see how magic works? Yeah. What was the implant they put in on him? Oh, what was it called? The one they made in the 90s called Soul Catcher, which is ominous. Jesus. Yeah, Soul Catcher.
So we get the term tinfoil hat from a guy the CIA mutilated and fucked up. And now we say it as a joke. Do you see how magic works? Yeah. What was the implant they put in on him? Oh, what was it called? The one they made in the 90s called Soul Catcher, which is ominous. Jesus. Yeah, Soul Catcher.
I sent you guys. That was on CNET. I texted it to you, dude. They sent it to me. They probably got lost in that fucking scroll that you texted me. Hey, if you're worried about the new Elon chip, I got great news, guys. They don't need a chip to do their thing no more. They did it. Why do you think people go, what is this woke mind virus? Well, it's a lot like the COVID virus, a thing a guy made.
I sent you guys. That was on CNET. I texted it to you, dude. They sent it to me. They probably got lost in that fucking scroll that you texted me. Hey, if you're worried about the new Elon chip, I got great news, guys. They don't need a chip to do their thing no more. They did it. Why do you think people go, what is this woke mind virus? Well, it's a lot like the COVID virus, a thing a guy made.
I sent you guys. That was on CNET. I texted it to you, dude. They sent it to me. They probably got lost in that fucking scroll that you texted me. Hey, if you're worried about the new Elon chip, I got great news, guys. They don't need a chip to do their thing no more. They did it. Why do you think people go, what is this woke mind virus? Well, it's a lot like the COVID virus, a thing a guy made.
Why would you even work on something like that unless you were going to deploy it? The CIA verifies, oh, they did think it was a leak. Well, guess what? It wasn't a leak. I'll bet you it was on what I think it was on purpose because I don't know why you're fucking around with that if it ain't on purpose.
Why would you even work on something like that unless you were going to deploy it? The CIA verifies, oh, they did think it was a leak. Well, guess what? It wasn't a leak. I'll bet you it was on what I think it was on purpose because I don't know why you're fucking around with that if it ain't on purpose.
Why would you even work on something like that unless you were going to deploy it? The CIA verifies, oh, they did think it was a leak. Well, guess what? It wasn't a leak. I'll bet you it was on what I think it was on purpose because I don't know why you're fucking around with that if it ain't on purpose.
A cure for a disease that doesn't exist yet? That's suspicious. Hey, how come all the new viruses that come out, the explanation, the not racist and good explanation that you shouldn't research, because that's how science works, obviously, by not doing research. They all come because some guy fucked an animal. All of them? Why do these freaks do this shit and then you get blamed?
A cure for a disease that doesn't exist yet? That's suspicious. Hey, how come all the new viruses that come out, the explanation, the not racist and good explanation that you shouldn't research, because that's how science works, obviously, by not doing research. They all come because some guy fucked an animal. All of them? Why do these freaks do this shit and then you get blamed?
A cure for a disease that doesn't exist yet? That's suspicious. Hey, how come all the new viruses that come out, the explanation, the not racist and good explanation that you shouldn't research, because that's how science works, obviously, by not doing research. They all come because some guy fucked an animal. All of them? Why do these freaks do this shit and then you get blamed?
So they go, so you create a virus in a lab. No, you probably ate dirty bat wings. Oh, okay. There's this pattern of these assholes do something and then it's blamed on you. And it's in everything, the sci-fi. How many times have I seen a goddamn sci-fi movie? Oh, because you humans with your war. Oh, yeah, I did that, motherfucker. Thanks, alien. Hey, thanks for picking me up and raping me.
So they go, so you create a virus in a lab. No, you probably ate dirty bat wings. Oh, okay. There's this pattern of these assholes do something and then it's blamed on you. And it's in everything, the sci-fi. How many times have I seen a goddamn sci-fi movie? Oh, because you humans with your war. Oh, yeah, I did that, motherfucker. Thanks, alien. Hey, thanks for picking me up and raping me.