Kurt Metzger
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So they go, so you create a virus in a lab. No, you probably ate dirty bat wings. Oh, okay. There's this pattern of these assholes do something and then it's blamed on you. And it's in everything, the sci-fi. How many times have I seen a goddamn sci-fi movie? Oh, because you humans with your war. Oh, yeah, I did that, motherfucker. Thanks, alien. Hey, thanks for picking me up and raping me.
That's what they do, right? They probe you. You wouldn't call it that if Puerto Ricans did it. Right? And then they tell you not to pollute. Don't pollute. And then they erase your memory so you have to pay for fucking hypnotherapy to remember not to pollute. What is the purpose of that? It was like a guilt trip for being alive. Hey, what's your carbon footprint, Joe?
That's what they do, right? They probe you. You wouldn't call it that if Puerto Ricans did it. Right? And then they tell you not to pollute. Don't pollute. And then they erase your memory so you have to pay for fucking hypnotherapy to remember not to pollute. What is the purpose of that? It was like a guilt trip for being alive. Hey, what's your carbon footprint, Joe?
That's what they do, right? They probe you. You wouldn't call it that if Puerto Ricans did it. Right? And then they tell you not to pollute. Don't pollute. And then they erase your memory so you have to pay for fucking hypnotherapy to remember not to pollute. What is the purpose of that? It was like a guilt trip for being alive. Hey, what's your carbon footprint, Joe?
Do you measure your carbon footprint?
Do you measure your carbon footprint?
Do you measure your carbon footprint?
Oh, you know, we have a president and you could go to his house and stick your thumb in his asshole and give him that information since he controls the nukes and I don't. Why would you go to a farmer's house? And say that to him when we got all these leaders that are in charge of that. There's something that's fishy with that, isn't there? Oh, warning accepted. We got to stop being bad.
Oh, you know, we have a president and you could go to his house and stick your thumb in his asshole and give him that information since he controls the nukes and I don't. Why would you go to a farmer's house? And say that to him when we got all these leaders that are in charge of that. There's something that's fishy with that, isn't there? Oh, warning accepted. We got to stop being bad.
Oh, you know, we have a president and you could go to his house and stick your thumb in his asshole and give him that information since he controls the nukes and I don't. Why would you go to a farmer's house? And say that to him when we got all these leaders that are in charge of that. There's something that's fishy with that, isn't there? Oh, warning accepted. We got to stop being bad.
Yo, nobody wants these wars. That's why they voted for Trump. Nobody wants it. Only a few people want it. And they're the ones who seem to be hiding all the information. And I'm supposed to go, oh, they have to keep secrets. Like I'm a housewife being cheated on. Right? Everybody's Donnie Sandusky.
Yo, nobody wants these wars. That's why they voted for Trump. Nobody wants it. Only a few people want it. And they're the ones who seem to be hiding all the information. And I'm supposed to go, oh, they have to keep secrets. Like I'm a housewife being cheated on. Right? Everybody's Donnie Sandusky.
Yo, nobody wants these wars. That's why they voted for Trump. Nobody wants it. Only a few people want it. And they're the ones who seem to be hiding all the information. And I'm supposed to go, oh, they have to keep secrets. Like I'm a housewife being cheated on. Right? Everybody's Donnie Sandusky.
He's sick of the lies, Kurt. He's representing the people. Dude, you know Lou Elizondo risked his career to tell us there might be something he might have heard and it might be dangerous. And there's a documentary and I'm going to see James Clapper on a documentary. James fucking Clapper. He gets an attack of the honesties about UFOs. Hunter's laptop, though, he's going to sign that shit, right?
He's sick of the lies, Kurt. He's representing the people. Dude, you know Lou Elizondo risked his career to tell us there might be something he might have heard and it might be dangerous. And there's a documentary and I'm going to see James Clapper on a documentary. James fucking Clapper. He gets an attack of the honesties about UFOs. Hunter's laptop, though, he's going to sign that shit, right?
He's sick of the lies, Kurt. He's representing the people. Dude, you know Lou Elizondo risked his career to tell us there might be something he might have heard and it might be dangerous. And there's a documentary and I'm going to see James Clapper on a documentary. James fucking Clapper. He gets an attack of the honesties about UFOs. Hunter's laptop, though, he's going to sign that shit, right?
But this fucker's going to tell me the truth now. So I don't think there's no, there's something. I know there is because you wouldn't be all like how they're being about it, but I'm sick of this J.J. Abrams mystery box storytelling, you know?
But this fucker's going to tell me the truth now. So I don't think there's no, there's something. I know there is because you wouldn't be all like how they're being about it, but I'm sick of this J.J. Abrams mystery box storytelling, you know?
But this fucker's going to tell me the truth now. So I don't think there's no, there's something. I know there is because you wouldn't be all like how they're being about it, but I'm sick of this J.J. Abrams mystery box storytelling, you know?
No, it's not ours. Yes, they have it. Did you understand?