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Okay, so yeah, he's just been like a crazy... Oh, spoiler alert. He's just been a crazy kind of fucker. He's just sort of been a crazy fucker for a while. And his most recent controversy, it's a little less blatant. You know, you kind of got to read between the lines here. Yeah, he was on SNL, dude. And you know the end of SNL when they're like, the host is like, thank you so much for watching.
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Give it up for this fucking person who sang songs and stuff. And then, all right, good night. And then, you know, everybody is like hugging each other. I mean, like, we did it. Another successful episode. Under the belt.
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Um, this is what Morgan Wallen did. Okay, he gives Mikey Madison a little hug, and then he just fucks off. Walks right past the camera. He leaves the cast just all alone. They're standing there like, where's Morgan?
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So, obviously a little weird, right? He was like, babe, I fucking hate this. Get me out of here. Right? Maybe he was, you know, maybe he had to shit. Right? Maybe he had to... Maybe he had to, you know... Maybe he was late for something. Maybe he had to catch a flight home. He was in a rush, right? We don't know. But... We do know. OK, he was rushing to his private jet.
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OK, because we have a picture on his Instagram shortly after his SNL appearance. He posted on his Instagram story a picture of his. I think this is out of the window of his private jet. Which is just so southern, salt of the earth, southern, hard-working guy for the blue-collar generation, right?
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Taking a picture from his private jet, and it says, Get me to God's country. Now that gets a big, old...
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What the hell, bro? Give me to God's country. So I think we can, you know, With the evidence provided, you know, him storming off SNL super early, going right to a jet, being like, get me the fuck out of here. Give me a God's country. You know, God's country is like, you know, Texas, the South. OK, so I guess he was on SNL and then he was like, oh, wait, hold up. Hold up for a second.
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There's people of color and gay people on this show and they actually work on it and they're here.
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Oh, my God. Can't do that. Like, what a fucking child, dude. Like, what a little boy.
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Give me a God's country, man. Get me out of here. I can't... I can't stay another minute in this humongous city.
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Get me to an open field. Like, just don't do SNL then, man. You're gonna be such a fucking baby about it.
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Just why'd you have to do it, gang? I feel like SNL is pretty... You know what that is. It's like a... They constantly make fun of Trump and shit. Like, I feel like you should know what you're getting into, right? And then to be like, get me to Gov's country, man. He is literally this meme. Conservative guy, scared of cities. Saw that thing on the news. Too many of those people there.
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Can't park for super duty. I'm not scared, bro. He's literally that. He is that meme. And Jenna made a great point. I brought this up to Jenna before talking about this, and then she was like, It's crazy that, like, people on the right, you know, conservative people like this, Southerners, right?
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You know, they're so, like, anti-woke, right? And they're like, you guys get so fucking triggered over shit, right? The left gets so triggered. And then, like, look at this shit, man. You just had to sing some of your fucking songs in New York City. And then you're like, I can't fucking deal with this shit, man. Too many loud noises.
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Yeah, so what's been going on, guys? I was just on a little trip, a little vacation. A little trip to the desert. And it was sick as fuck, man. We went to the desert. We... We just freaking chilled, man. We chilled. We went swimming. We read books. I read one book. I read the first book in the Stormlight Archive series. It's called The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson. And it was really good.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, so I don't think Morgan Wallen is going to be invited back. He didn't even get to friggin' throw a chair anywhere, dude. He threw a fit. He threw a fit. He's always throwing chairs. Sometimes he's throwing chairs, sometimes he's throwing fits, man. Um... I guess we could talk about this too. This is also in the music industry.
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It was a music industry drama, not really drama, but an interesting story. This is regarding Jojo Siwa I wanted to talk about. I saw this and I wanted to go over it with you because I saw this. This seems to be a trend going forward and I wanted to discuss it a little bit. We got an article here. Jojo Siwa is selling VIP tour tickets for over $900 where fans can help her crew set up for concerts.
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And in quotes here it says, you're going to get to kind of help us set it up and make sure things are right, said Siwa of the VIP package offered for her upcoming tour. Yeah, so JoJo Siwa is doing a tour, an upcoming tour, and I don't know what that fucking show is going to be like.
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In Toronto, she's actually performing at the Danforth Music Hall where I recorded Keep Busy, my first stand-up special, and that's super fun to think that we are the same. Well, not really. Hers will be standing room, so I'm not as big as JoJo Siwa. She'll physically and, you know, I think she's pretty tall. But yeah, let's read this article.
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Have you ever wanted... Because apparently you can pay... for a VIP ticket that you have to, like, go and work? You set up the show for her? Have you ever wanted to work on JoJo Siwa's touring crew? No.
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The Karma singer, Dwanae Won, announced her upcoming North American tour on March 24th, and among the options for tickets are several VIP packages, including one where fans can help her crew set up for the concerts. That's a job, though. Yeah, it's like someone's job. You're paying? 900 bones? to do physical labor? Billed as a Dream Guest VIP option. Okay, Dream is crazy.
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Priced at over $900 per fan, the package includes an exclusive invitation to JoJo's live show setup and the ability to help the Dance Moms alum put together the show with song selection input. Okay, so maybe you're not doing physical labor. You're just like there. Maybe you're like, maybe you should do karma at the end. And she's like, fucking yeah, that's what I was going to do.
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In a new interview with Access Hollywood, Siwa described Dream Guest VIP as the most exclusive package offered for the upcoming tour. You're actually going to get to come during while we're loading in the show and you're going to get to kind of help us set it up and make sure things are right and test out the drum with me or the DJ booth with me. Okay, so that's a little better, right?
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You're kind of just hanging out before you're testing out the drum, just one drum. You get to bang on a drum for $900. And then according to the tour website, the Dream Guest VIP package also includes a ticket to watch the show from a designated viewing area, exclusive autographed memorabilia worn by Siwa on stage, access to pre-show soundcheck, Q&A at a meet and greet with Siwa, as well as VIP.
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Yeah, I fucking hope you get all this shit, dude. Pre-show shopping? Ooh. You have to spend more money before everybody else? It would be crazy if you could do all those stuff beforehand, but then not meet her. Like, you can put in a bunch of, like, input, but then you can't be like, by the way, JoJo, my name is, and she's like, no, no, no, shut up. You didn't pay for that.
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It's a separate package. The meet and greet is separate. Okay, live performance. Okay, JoJo Siwa live. Live performance featuring new and old hits, DJ set, immersive party, audience participation. That's going to be interesting, and I have to go. Yeah, I think it's interesting to start charging people money to go and help you set up. That seems weird to me.
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That seems like it should be the other way around. Do you want to come and sell merch? It only costs $1,000, but you don't get a shirt. I don't understand... It's kind of genius, though. If you can get people to freaking, you know, do that, I guess. I got to start doing that for my tours, man. Because the thing is, super easy to set up. You just need like a microphone on stage and like a stool.
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So, yeah, if I could charge a thousand bucks. Anybody down to do that? Anybody? Just kidding. That'd be crazy. But this is a trend, okay? Because just a few weeks ago, I saw that Gene Simmons was also doing this. His is a little more gnarly, though. Okay, this one. The ultimate Gene Simmons experience. You know Gene Simmons from Kiss? The singer of Kiss? And the bass player?
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Bass is the most underrated instrument in music, I think. Music without a bass guitar. Rock music without a bass guitar? It would suck, right? But also at the same time. You know what I mean? Okay, let's see. The ultimate Gene Simmons experience. You'll be Gene Simmons' personal assistant and band roadie for the day. Why? And this is what it looks like?
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Okay, the experience includes... You will meet up with Gene and Gene Simmons band members early in the day, either at his hotel or designated location, to go over the band's show day schedule. That's gotta be fucking rough. Meeting Gene Simmons at a hotel in the morning? You're like, hey guys, I'm here also. What's on the docket for today? Are we gonna...
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It was really good. I'm on a Brandon Sanderson kick. And I actually just found out.
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Rock and roll all night and party every day. You will be on the Gene Simmons Band team crew for the entire day. That's a full work day. That is a work day, physical labor. You will get a Gene Simmons Band crew member shirt and hat. You will get a Gene Simmons Band crew member VIP laminate. You will have a meal with Gene Simmons at the hotel or backstage of the show.
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I guess this is what they're advertising in this picture. You get to have a sad... dinner with gene simmons with your fucking buddy you get to eat like what you get to eat a plate of broccoli with gene simmons and he's gonna sit there depressed in a leather jacket um at the hotel or backstage at the like that's such a bummer dude you will arrive.
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Like today, actually, that apparently he is. Apparently he's a Mormon. The author is a Mormon. Let's go.
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And he's like, he's not even like, if this was a thing, like when kiss was cool, which was fucking never, but even at like the height of kisses, popularity, like maybe this would be fun. Cause he'd be like, all right, let me see. You can watch me do my makeup. Right. But now it's just like, he's just a guy. He's just an old guy.
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Now this is like volunteering at a, this is like spending a lot of money to like work at an old folks home. Right.
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okay sorry let's see what else you get you will arrive and load into the venue with the band so this is this one compared to the jojo c11 you're actually putting in work you're actually doing physical labor you're helping out doing load in also i feel like that would fuck things up you don't know where shit goes it would just make it so much worse for all the actual crew members right you will help the band set up for the show okay
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You will hang out backstage. Sounds like a threat. You will hang out backstage. Okay? There'll be no ands, ifs, or buts about it. You will hang out backstage. And if you don't, I'm going to kill you. You will sit in on soundcheck. Gene Simmons will bring you on stage during the show and introduce you. Dude, that's so embarrassing. And you'll know why that's so embarrassing coming up.
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Unless it's on the screen already. Dude, this is $12,000. That's why this is embarrassing. Gene Simmons is going to bring you up on stage to a crowd of hundreds. And be like, this fucker paid 12 G's to fucking carry guitars. He's a loser. You will get a set list signed by Gene Simmons. You can take photos throughout your entire experience. You may bring one guest.
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You may bring four items for Gene to sign. And you get a Gene Simmons kiss rehearsal used bass signed by Gene Simmons. Only one ultimate experience sold per show date. Damn. You get to be a roadie too? You get to be a groupie? You will suck Gene's dick. You will find cocaine for the band. And if you don't, you'll be kicked out. You may even try heroin.
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I may have judged them too harshly. You know. But, yeah, I really like it. It was long as fuck, dude. It was like 1,200 pages. And I could have just read the Bible then. I could have just read the full Bible. How many pages is the Bible? Does anybody know? How many pages in the Bible? Dude, the Bible typically has around 1,200 pages. Dude, I fucking nailed that.
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You will get fucking alcohol poisoning with the Gene Simmons band. Part of me is like, should I do this for a video? But that is so much money. That is like a stupid amount of money. If it was like a thousand bucks, I'd be like, yeah, that's a business expense. Right? Damn, bro. May 15th, he's going to be in Niagara Falls, Ontario. Okay, guys, let me know. Let me know if I should do this.
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If I should be Gene Simmons... roadie for a day and make a video about it i would definitely lose money on this but it would be very funny so let me know um what are we at 30 something all right i might wrap this one up because we i have a bonus to do and um It's going to be fun. So guys, if you guys want to hear more, more Very Really Good, check out the Patreon.
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Patreon.com slash Very Really Good. I'm going to keep it going over there. We're going to rock and roll. And yeah, man. Thanks for tuning in and appreciate it. And I will see you on the next one. Peace.
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It worked, man. Let's go. Five minutes in. We got it.
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Um... But yeah, dude. That's what's been going on.
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Like I said, I leave for tour pretty soon. Um...
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I just found out that apparently some cities, I guess it's customary, not customary, I guess it's common in UK and Europe to do like I guess intermission is more popular, I guess. All the venues have been like, so opener will go, there'll be an intermission, and then Curtis will go on stage. Which sounds really funny because that's just not how comedy shows work at all, right?
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You kind of like have to, you know, you build off the momentum, you get the crowd excited, that's what the opener does, comes out, does some bits, gets the crowd excited, right? Gets some laughing, you know? And then there's just going to be like 20 minutes of just nothing for the intermission. So that'll be fun if you guys are going to one of the shows that has an intermission. Sorry in advance.
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It's going to feel weird, but you know. Or maybe you won't. Maybe you won't. Maybe that's the way that we should be doing it. And I'm just so... That's just the Western way, you know? Okay, so we got some stuff to talk about this week. We're also... I'm also going to be recording a bonus. A bonus episode this week. And that'll be over on patreon.com slash... They'll be really good.
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So you guys are free to check out the link in the description.
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And you can support if you want. Speak out, Link. Dude.
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Dude, they're doing a friggin' live-action Legend of Zelda movie, man. Isn't that crazy? I can't believe it. I remember that trailer, that fake trailer that fuckin' IGN uploaded back in, like, 2010 for a live-action Zelda movie, and I believed it. That fuckin' got me, dude. I think it was an April Fool's joke. I'm recording this in April Fool's, too. April Fools or Fools? Um...
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So yeah, I wonder who's going to play all the characters, man. I want to do my dream casting right now. My ideal cast.
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So Link, it's got to be Chris Pratt. Link's going to be Chris Pratt. Zelda should be played by Awkwafina. And Ganondorf is going to be played by Jack Black.
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And I think that's pretty much the main character, right? I don't know which Zelda game they're basing it off of, but that's my top three. Chris Pratt as Link, Awkwafina as Zelda, and then Jack Black as Ganondorf. Yeah, that'll do that. If, if Hollywood, if you got, if you got a pair of nuts on you, you'll do that. All right.
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269 is hilarious. Normally, 269 is 269s. As everybody knows, as everybody says all the time, you can't get people to stop saying that shit. Um, yeah, this is, uh, this is, if you, you could probably notice, I'm not, I'm not in my, uh, I'm not in my studio. It is being fumigated right now. That's a lie. It's not. I just... I leave for tour soon.
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Chicken jockey. Like what will, I do wonder what it's going to be like to you.
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If it's, if it's actually live action, because I was in the impression it was going to be like the Mario movie that was, you know, it was animated and Chris Pratt was in it. Um, I don't know. Again, as always, I'm going to let them cook and I'm sure it's going to be fine because at the end of the day, every movie is good. All right. And I've said that before and I'll say it a million times.
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Guys, we got some stuff to talk about, though. I think on the bonus, we're going to save this for the bonus, okay? This is too late now. I was going to do the morning routine, all those stuff, all that stuff. I think I'm going to save that for the bonus. It's just too late now. Stuff moves so fast, dude. So I'm going to do a whole bonus episode about that routine, the morning routine.
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But let's get into this first topic. SNL, okay? And we got some SNL drama. Do we have to change subject sound effect on here? I've heard that sound so many times now. It's like a Pavlovian response to it. It's like, oh, okay, got to talk about a new thing now. Like I swear, if I was talking to a group of my friends about something, I was telling them a story.
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you know, I'd be like, so yeah, guys, you're not going to believe it. I went to the grocery store and you're not going to believe what I saw. Dude, I saw Tristan. And like someone could play this, like the sound halfway through, like, yeah, I saw Tristan, dude. Anyways, I saw this movie. Like I would just totally, I'd have to, I'd have to change subject immediately.
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And I just want to be home as much as I can before I gotta leave, okay? That's God's truth, alright?
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We got SNL drama, though, dude. The worst type of drama. Saturday night. Live. Okay? And that's the thing, man. When something is live, shit, you can't change it, man. You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. You can't put the toothpaste by the tube. Even though you probably fucking could, though, right? That saying was always weird.
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So, you know, once you squeeze the toothpaste out of the tube, you can't get it back in. Yeah, you can, actually. You cut it with scissors, put it back in, tape it up. Fucking idiots. So, SNL Saturday Night Live took place last week. I believe it was on a Saturday night. And Morgan Wallim was the musical guest. He's had quite the career. He's had quite the...
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um, run-ins, you know, quite the amount, quite the, quite the list of controversies, I will say. Um, and this is nice, the USA, I guess, today, put in, uh, a timeline of Morgamal's controversies and legal troubles. Let's figure, let's put a nice backstory on this guy, because he's not, he's not immune to, uh, You know, all this crap, right? Last night we lit the liquor pile.
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So, you know, I'm missing a few of my sound effects. Which really sucks. I wonder if I can add them live right now.
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Okay, January 2016, Wallen was arrested, charged with driving under the influence, which is always super cool. You know, that's actually cool if you do that, because Uber actually didn't, exists yet in 2016, especially not caps. And you know what? Sometimes you just gotta get all fucked up and you know, drive around. May 2020, Wallen arrested, charged with public intoxication.
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May 24, 2020, Wallen was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and public intoxication. His arrest came after the country singer was thrown out of Kid Rock's Honky Tonk Steakhouse in Nashville. Hey man, is that a real place? Kid Rock's Honky Tonk Steakhouse. Yeah. And if you're getting thrown out of Kid Rock's establishment, you gotta be a real scumbag, dude.
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He was probably doing something nice in there. To be thrown out of that fucking idiot's honky tonk steakhouse. Because Kid Rock, he hates like, you know, he was like singing at Trump's inauguration and shit. So someone in there, maybe Morgan Wall was in there like, yeah, maybe gay people should be allowed to get married. And he was like, get the fuck out of here. Or else I'll shoot you.
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Wallen was ejected from the bar. That word is hilarious because I'm picturing him getting shot through the ceiling on like a spring, like a cartoon. Wallen was ejected from the bar after being disorderly and kicking glass items. Wallen addressed the incident in a cis-deleted post on Twitter. Hey, y'all, this is Juan de Clavier. I went out downtown last night with a few old friends.
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After a couple bar stops, we were horse-playing with each other. I was on my friend's back, and he was galloping around the bar, and I may have kicked a few glass items. We didn't mean any harm, and we want to say sorry to any bar staff or anyone else affected. Okay. Okay, public intoxication. I mean, I've been intoxicated in public before. I guess he just got caught.
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Because I can't fucking do this podcast without my sound effects, man. I like hardly edit on this computer anymore. So I don't have all my good sound effects. These guys, this is terrible. Let's see how quickly I can So quickly, I didn't have the sound effect. I want the get out sound effect. Because it's so... It's so funny. No, it's not funny. I've got school.
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Okay, and then in October 2020, Wallen faces public backlash for allegedly violating COVID-19 protocols. Partying without a mask. Right? Now that's gonna happen. And then February 2021, Wallen's recording contract suspended after his use of a racial slur. And then he cancels a summer tour with a handwritten letter. That's so cringe, dude.
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Episode #269 - JoJo Siwa's Insane VIP Package
And then he was banned from award shows and then arrested for throwing a chair from a rooftop bar, right? Okay, that was the only thing that he did. I remember that. Last night, I threw a chair off the roof. Can't remember why I did it, but I threw a chair off the roof.