Kurtis Conner

I was.

And if like if I had to do it, you know, if I really like this person, you know, part of me would just be like, you know what?

Fuck it.

I'll just eat regularly for a night and go from there.

Right.

But again, this could be because she ate food regularly before this.

So I'm like, I'm curious.

Now she's like unable to do so.

but also on the flip side of that i understand her being like you know what fuck it i got a few dates with this guy now's the time to show my true colors can i snort your burger okay are you gonna snort that does he's not finishing his his pasta his pasta sorry and he's like and she's like hey you're gonna snort that are you gonna snort that i'll snort it are you gonna blend it and snort that

Unfortunately, we don't have a blender, the server replied, but we do have grits, tomato soup, and our in-house vegetarian sausage gravy.

Catherine selected the grits because she was assured they could fit through a straw.

Yo.

The food-arriving Catherine took her blue and silver manicured hands and pressed the straw inside her right nostril to suck up her iced coffee.

Catherine, what the fuck are you doing?

Justin asked.

At this point in time, I don't know what's in the cards for me and Catherine, but if I can't stomach watching how Catherine eats her food, I can't promise a bright future for us.

Yeah, that's true.

That's a good point, man.

Like, you go to, you know, you have your wedding, and what, you have to have a blended cake for your wife, you know?

If you have a piece of cake, you have a regular cake, and then your wife just has to go...