Kurtis Conner

like, that's crazy, and, like, if Catherine gets sick, and she's, like, or has allergies, and she starts, like, sneezing a bunch, well, you don't know what's gonna happen, man, you know what's been up there, she sneezes, and, like, a fucking foot-long sub comes out of her nose, like, you don't know, sorry, I just got, sneezed a burger last night, sorry for sneezing a burger on your lap, hope you still love me, um,

Justin's chagrin prompted Catherine to visit Dr. Matthew Hayden, a primary care physician who warned her about the dangers of nasal nutrition.

Okay.

Food, even if it's pureed, can become lodged in the throat or windpipe, blocking airflow and causing choking.

No, I mean, that's got to be the shittiest way to go.

Items that are especially acidic or spicy can trigger severe burning, inflammation, and bleeding.

Hayden worried about liquid in her lungs and infections that could spread to her essential... Yeah, true.

True.

Man.

She promised on the show that she's going to try her best to stop snorting her food.

That's...

As for Justin, Catherine said he friend-zoned her.

He never got me flowers or anything else ever again.

I would love to reconnect with him on a romantic basis down the line as he was super sweet while we were dating.

Whoa.

I got friend-zoned because you snorted food.

Damn.

Yeah, I mean, you could just... You know, maybe once she's back to eating food...

you hit him up again and be like, Hey, I, you know, remember that day we had nice and I sniffed grits.

I don't do that anymore.