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understand max or it could be excel excel you know it could be any of these fucking letters man if you're just listening to the audio here this sounds fucked um suzy and vicky disappear in the epilogue what if it's just but what if it's because vecta doesn't know who they are i mean he's fucking like psychic and shit he knows everybody right

All the Wheelers end up looking exactly like Ted Wheeler, something they never wanted to become.

What the fuck does that mean, dude?

Okay.

According to conformity gate theorists, the final episode of Stranger Things could be released on January 7th.

Why that date?

Netflix previously shared a cryptic post reading, your future is on the way, accompanied by a January 7th tag, leading some members of the fandom to speculate that it may be connected to the theory.

January 7th is all significant in general because it marks Orthodox Christmas, which aligns with season five's release pattern on dropping episodes.

Okay, wow.

Yeah, bro, this is not happening.

That is just not happening.

And I can put money on that.

And that's fine, guys.

Sometimes shows end and you don't like the way they end and that's fine, all right?

You don't have to go through these crazy loopholes and like gymnastics to be like, no, guys, trust me, one more.

One more episode's coming, trust me.

You just wait.

You just wait.

I think in the grand scheme of things, guys, grand scheme of things, in the grand scheme of stranger things, I think they did the best they could and that's the finale and that's fine.