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Papa was a golden globe. Um... All right, what else can we talk about? Man, I got two topics. One main one. Oh, man, there's actually a lot. What else is going on, dude? Oh, there's a new pope. Speaking of conclave, there's a new pope. Yeah, he's from Chicago. We got a Chicago pope now, dude. And that's pretty cool, right? It's so strange...

Papa was a golden globe. Um... All right, what else can we talk about? Man, I got two topics. One main one. Oh, man, there's actually a lot. What else is going on, dude? Oh, there's a new pope. Speaking of conclave, there's a new pope. Yeah, he's from Chicago. We got a Chicago pope now, dude. And that's pretty cool, right? It's so strange...

It's so, because popes to me are just, like, these, like, I don't, they seem like from another time, you know? They seem like they should be from, like, a thousand B.C. or something. And they're just here now being like, yeah, so God actually told me to say this. So the fact that, like, there's a pope from Chicago, you know, seems a little...

It's so, because popes to me are just, like, these, like, I don't, they seem like from another time, you know? They seem like they should be from, like, a thousand B.C. or something. And they're just here now being like, yeah, so God actually told me to say this. So the fact that, like, there's a pope from Chicago, you know, seems a little...

Seems like I feel like a Pope should never have like driven on a highway or something. You know what I mean? It's like when you see like an actor in like a period piece and you're like, well, you have like lip filler. So it like looks, you know, it just like looks a little off, right? It's the same thing. Like a Pope from Chicago is giving that, you know, it's like, well, you were like,

Seems like I feel like a Pope should never have like driven on a highway or something. You know what I mean? It's like when you see like an actor in like a period piece and you're like, well, you have like lip filler. So it like looks, you know, it just like looks a little off, right? It's the same thing. Like a Pope from Chicago is giving that, you know, it's like, well, you were like,

You've had like deep dish pizza. You've had a pope. He should survive on gruel or something, right? Not fucking Portillo's hot dogs. You know what I mean? Like St. Patrick's Day at the Vatican? What's that going to be like? Drinking all the freaking blood of Christ? Man, there's going to be no blood left. Jesus is going to be a fucking husk because they do suck the blood out of him.

You've had like deep dish pizza. You've had a pope. He should survive on gruel or something, right? Not fucking Portillo's hot dogs. You know what I mean? Like St. Patrick's Day at the Vatican? What's that going to be like? Drinking all the freaking blood of Christ? Man, there's going to be no blood left. Jesus is going to be a fucking husk because they do suck the blood out of him.

He's in the Vatican. Jesus. And they suck the blood out of them. So look out, man. Um, cause they, you know, they turn the river green and shit in Chicago. Um, not saying everyone in Chicago is Irish, but that is like a thing they do. That's the first thing I thought of in Chicago. Um, Yeah, it's interesting to think about, like, an American pope, you know?

He's in the Vatican. Jesus. And they suck the blood out of them. So look out, man. Um, cause they, you know, they turn the river green and shit in Chicago. Um, not saying everyone in Chicago is Irish, but that is like a thing they do. That's the first thing I thought of in Chicago. Um, Yeah, it's interesting to think about, like, an American pope, you know?

Because I didn't even think that was allowed. I truly didn't know that was, like, a thing that could happen, right? Because in my head, because now I'm thinking, like, well, what else? What other options are there, right? Because imagine, like, a... Because, like, this pope now is like, hey, fucking Chicago. We got to go down to fucking... Wrigley Stadium. Is that in Chicago?