Kurtis Conner

Because I didn't even think that was allowed. I truly didn't know that was, like, a thing that could happen, right? Because in my head, because now I'm thinking, like, well, what else? What other options are there, right? Because imagine, like, a... Because, like, this pope now is like, hey, fucking Chicago. We got to go down to fucking... Wrigley Stadium. Is that in Chicago?

I fucking, I don't know. But, like, think about other, like, American popes, you know? What if there was, like, a pope from, like, Orange County? Yo, dude, like, fucking... Yo, God just hit my line, dude. He said, y'all gotta fucking chill out, man. Y'all being fucking crazy, man. Long-haired, fucking chill surfer bro pope. Yo, bro. God, why are you fucking me with that?

I fucking, I don't know. But, like, think about other, like, American popes, you know? What if there was, like, a pope from, like, Orange County? Yo, dude, like, fucking... Yo, God just hit my line, dude. He said, y'all gotta fucking chill out, man. Y'all being fucking crazy, man. Long-haired, fucking chill surfer bro pope. Yo, bro. God, why are you fucking me with that?

Yo, yeah, like, fuck him. What's up? Dude, him in the box in the, like, the parade, the Pope parade. What's good? What's up, fools? You know what up? He's got a bong in there and shit. Holy water in the bong.

Yo, yeah, like, fuck him. What's up? Dude, him in the box in the, like, the parade, the Pope parade. What's good? What's up, fools? You know what up? He's got a bong in there and shit. Holy water in the bong.

Got too high. Or what if there was, like, a Dude, can there be a Toronto Pope? Dude. Yo. Dude, a Toronto. A Toronto Pope. The funny thing is, I don't even know what Popes do, so I can't really do an impression. But they're just like, Yo, fam. The devil's cheesy me, dog. The devil's a waste, man. Yo, you left... What's that Toronto girl say? I forget the fucking quote. We need a Toronto Pope.

Got too high. Or what if there was, like, a Dude, can there be a Toronto Pope? Dude. Yo. Dude, a Toronto. A Toronto Pope. The funny thing is, I don't even know what Popes do, so I can't really do an impression. But they're just like, Yo, fam. The devil's cheesy me, dog. The devil's a waste, man. Yo, you left... What's that Toronto girl say? I forget the fucking quote. We need a Toronto Pope.

So bad. Or a small-town Ontario Pope. Fuck, man. It's so funny to think about that. So I think... I'm actually okay, but now that I've come full circle, I'm okay with an American Pope. Or a North American Pope. Just a North American Pope is very funny. Um... What if instead of Pope, it was called poop? I'm asking the real questions on here, and that's why we're going to win a Golden Globe.

So bad. Or a small-town Ontario Pope. Fuck, man. It's so funny to think about that. So I think... I'm actually okay, but now that I've come full circle, I'm okay with an American Pope. Or a North American Pope. Just a North American Pope is very funny. Um... What if instead of Pope, it was called poop? I'm asking the real questions on here, and that's why we're going to win a Golden Globe.

Fuck, what am I at? Because we got one more killer topic to talk about. Yeah, fuck it. Okay. Folks, let's change the subject really quick. Okay, so a couple episodes ago, we talked about the book talk bullies, okay? They're like these dudes. They're at like a book talk meetup or something, a book talk convention or something. And they were wearing wings, and they were growling.

Fuck, what am I at? Because we got one more killer topic to talk about. Yeah, fuck it. Okay. Folks, let's change the subject really quick. Okay, so a couple episodes ago, we talked about the book talk bullies, okay? They're like these dudes. They're at like a book talk meetup or something, a book talk convention or something. And they were wearing wings, and they were growling.

That's funny. So that's what we made. And I was goofing on a little bit. The one dude actually responded, and it seemed like he was pretty butthurt. I did feel bad for a second, but then I was like, never mind. But this story relates to this, okay? This is like four incredible stories rolled into one, dude. It's like perfect. All right, so let's learn about this.

That's funny. So that's what we made. And I was goofing on a little bit. The one dude actually responded, and it seemed like he was pretty butthurt. I did feel bad for a second, but then I was like, never mind. But this story relates to this, okay? This is like four incredible stories rolled into one, dude. It's like perfect. All right, so let's learn about this.

Okay, this is the title of this article. We're going to go through it. A fantasy ball... Actually, you know what? No, sorry. I'm a terrible... I'm very rusty. I'm sorry. We're going to watch the TikTok about this first because... It gives you a nice summary. Let me just record my screen here. Okay. When you're going to a bookish fantasy theme ball, and this is what you get. Dude. Just nothing.

Okay, this is the title of this article. We're going to go through it. A fantasy ball... Actually, you know what? No, sorry. I'm a terrible... I'm very rusty. I'm sorry. We're going to watch the TikTok about this first because... It gives you a nice summary. Let me just record my screen here. Okay. When you're going to a bookish fantasy theme ball, and this is what you get. Dude. Just nothing.

There's nothing there. There's like some petals. Oops. Hold on. Yeah, there's, like, some petals on the table and, like, some books. And, like, they're just in, like, an empty room. Dude, so funny. So, and then there's an article about this that we're going to find out more about this. So, these authors were sold a Romantasy convention. Instead, they got the Fire Festival of the Book World.

There's nothing there. There's like some petals. Oops. Hold on. Yeah, there's, like, some petals on the table and, like, some books. And, like, they're just in, like, an empty room. Dude, so funny. So, and then there's an article about this that we're going to find out more about this. So, these authors were sold a Romantasy convention. Instead, they got the Fire Festival of the Book World.

A fantasy ball in a barren gray convention hall. No chairs for a panel inside a disastrous Romantasy event. Okay, this composite image shows footage from three TikTok videos of the A Million Lives Book Festival, a Baltimore, Maryland book convention garnering comparisons to Fyre Fest after attendees reported no decoration for a $250 fantasy ball.

A fantasy ball in a barren gray convention hall. No chairs for a panel inside a disastrous Romantasy event. Okay, this composite image shows footage from three TikTok videos of the A Million Lives Book Festival, a Baltimore, Maryland book convention garnering comparisons to Fyre Fest after attendees reported no decoration for a $250 fantasy ball.

No DJ and audience members having to sit on the ground for a panel. Holy fuck. Okay, imagine getting dressed up in your finest for a fantasy-themed ball, only to find yourself standing on the concrete floor of a massive, nearly empty convention hall, decorated only with a few rose petals. Yeah, it's like, at that point, don't even do the rose petals, you know? That just, like, makes it worse.