Kurtis Conner

Like I said, I leave for tour pretty soon. Um...

Like I said, I leave for tour pretty soon. Um...

I just found out that apparently some cities, I guess it's customary, not customary, I guess it's common in UK and Europe to do like I guess intermission is more popular, I guess. All the venues have been like, so opener will go, there'll be an intermission, and then Curtis will go on stage. Which sounds really funny because that's just not how comedy shows work at all, right?

I just found out that apparently some cities, I guess it's customary, not customary, I guess it's common in UK and Europe to do like I guess intermission is more popular, I guess. All the venues have been like, so opener will go, there'll be an intermission, and then Curtis will go on stage. Which sounds really funny because that's just not how comedy shows work at all, right?

You kind of like have to, you know, you build off the momentum, you get the crowd excited, that's what the opener does, comes out, does some bits, gets the crowd excited, right? Gets some laughing, you know? And then there's just going to be like 20 minutes of just nothing for the intermission. So that'll be fun if you guys are going to one of the shows that has an intermission. Sorry in advance.

You kind of like have to, you know, you build off the momentum, you get the crowd excited, that's what the opener does, comes out, does some bits, gets the crowd excited, right? Gets some laughing, you know? And then there's just going to be like 20 minutes of just nothing for the intermission. So that'll be fun if you guys are going to one of the shows that has an intermission. Sorry in advance.

It's going to feel weird, but you know. Or maybe you won't. Maybe you won't. Maybe that's the way that we should be doing it. And I'm just so... That's just the Western way, you know? Okay, so we got some stuff to talk about this week. We're also... I'm also going to be recording a bonus. A bonus episode this week. And that'll be over on patreon.com slash... They'll be really good.

It's going to feel weird, but you know. Or maybe you won't. Maybe you won't. Maybe that's the way that we should be doing it. And I'm just so... That's just the Western way, you know? Okay, so we got some stuff to talk about this week. We're also... I'm also going to be recording a bonus. A bonus episode this week. And that'll be over on patreon.com slash... They'll be really good.

So you guys are free to check out the link in the description.

So you guys are free to check out the link in the description.

And you can support if you want. Speak out, Link. Dude.

And you can support if you want. Speak out, Link. Dude.

Dude, they're doing a friggin' live-action Legend of Zelda movie, man. Isn't that crazy? I can't believe it. I remember that trailer, that fake trailer that fuckin' IGN uploaded back in, like, 2010 for a live-action Zelda movie, and I believed it. That fuckin' got me, dude. I think it was an April Fool's joke. I'm recording this in April Fool's, too. April Fools or Fools? Um...

Dude, they're doing a friggin' live-action Legend of Zelda movie, man. Isn't that crazy? I can't believe it. I remember that trailer, that fake trailer that fuckin' IGN uploaded back in, like, 2010 for a live-action Zelda movie, and I believed it. That fuckin' got me, dude. I think it was an April Fool's joke. I'm recording this in April Fool's, too. April Fools or Fools? Um...

So yeah, I wonder who's going to play all the characters, man. I want to do my dream casting right now. My ideal cast.

So yeah, I wonder who's going to play all the characters, man. I want to do my dream casting right now. My ideal cast.

So Link, it's got to be Chris Pratt. Link's going to be Chris Pratt. Zelda should be played by Awkwafina. And Ganondorf is going to be played by Jack Black.

So Link, it's got to be Chris Pratt. Link's going to be Chris Pratt. Zelda should be played by Awkwafina. And Ganondorf is going to be played by Jack Black.

And I think that's pretty much the main character, right? I don't know which Zelda game they're basing it off of, but that's my top three. Chris Pratt as Link, Awkwafina as Zelda, and then Jack Black as Ganondorf. Yeah, that'll do that. If, if Hollywood, if you got, if you got a pair of nuts on you, you'll do that. All right.

And I think that's pretty much the main character, right? I don't know which Zelda game they're basing it off of, but that's my top three. Chris Pratt as Link, Awkwafina as Zelda, and then Jack Black as Ganondorf. Yeah, that'll do that. If, if Hollywood, if you got, if you got a pair of nuts on you, you'll do that. All right.