Kurtis Conner

So, yeah, if I could charge a thousand bucks. Anybody down to do that? Anybody? Just kidding. That'd be crazy. But this is a trend, okay? Because just a few weeks ago, I saw that Gene Simmons was also doing this. His is a little more gnarly, though. Okay, this one. The ultimate Gene Simmons experience. You know Gene Simmons from Kiss? The singer of Kiss? And the bass player?

So, yeah, if I could charge a thousand bucks. Anybody down to do that? Anybody? Just kidding. That'd be crazy. But this is a trend, okay? Because just a few weeks ago, I saw that Gene Simmons was also doing this. His is a little more gnarly, though. Okay, this one. The ultimate Gene Simmons experience. You know Gene Simmons from Kiss? The singer of Kiss? And the bass player?

Bass is the most underrated instrument in music, I think. Music without a bass guitar. Rock music without a bass guitar? It would suck, right? But also at the same time. You know what I mean? Okay, let's see. The ultimate Gene Simmons experience. You'll be Gene Simmons' personal assistant and band roadie for the day. Why? And this is what it looks like?

Bass is the most underrated instrument in music, I think. Music without a bass guitar. Rock music without a bass guitar? It would suck, right? But also at the same time. You know what I mean? Okay, let's see. The ultimate Gene Simmons experience. You'll be Gene Simmons' personal assistant and band roadie for the day. Why? And this is what it looks like?

Okay, the experience includes... You will meet up with Gene and Gene Simmons band members early in the day, either at his hotel or designated location, to go over the band's show day schedule. That's gotta be fucking rough. Meeting Gene Simmons at a hotel in the morning? You're like, hey guys, I'm here also. What's on the docket for today? Are we gonna...

Okay, the experience includes... You will meet up with Gene and Gene Simmons band members early in the day, either at his hotel or designated location, to go over the band's show day schedule. That's gotta be fucking rough. Meeting Gene Simmons at a hotel in the morning? You're like, hey guys, I'm here also. What's on the docket for today? Are we gonna...

Rock and roll all night and party every day. You will be on the Gene Simmons Band team crew for the entire day. That's a full work day. That is a work day, physical labor. You will get a Gene Simmons Band crew member shirt and hat. You will get a Gene Simmons Band crew member VIP laminate. You will have a meal with Gene Simmons at the hotel or backstage of the show.

Rock and roll all night and party every day. You will be on the Gene Simmons Band team crew for the entire day. That's a full work day. That is a work day, physical labor. You will get a Gene Simmons Band crew member shirt and hat. You will get a Gene Simmons Band crew member VIP laminate. You will have a meal with Gene Simmons at the hotel or backstage of the show.

I guess this is what they're advertising in this picture. You get to have a sad... dinner with gene simmons with your fucking buddy you get to eat like what you get to eat a plate of broccoli with gene simmons and he's gonna sit there depressed in a leather jacket um at the hotel or backstage at the like that's such a bummer dude you will arrive.

I guess this is what they're advertising in this picture. You get to have a sad... dinner with gene simmons with your fucking buddy you get to eat like what you get to eat a plate of broccoli with gene simmons and he's gonna sit there depressed in a leather jacket um at the hotel or backstage at the like that's such a bummer dude you will arrive.

And he's like, he's not even like, if this was a thing, like when kiss was cool, which was fucking never, but even at like the height of kisses, popularity, like maybe this would be fun. Cause he'd be like, all right, let me see. You can watch me do my makeup. Right. But now it's just like, he's just a guy. He's just an old guy.

And he's like, he's not even like, if this was a thing, like when kiss was cool, which was fucking never, but even at like the height of kisses, popularity, like maybe this would be fun. Cause he'd be like, all right, let me see. You can watch me do my makeup. Right. But now it's just like, he's just a guy. He's just an old guy.

Now this is like volunteering at a, this is like spending a lot of money to like work at an old folks home. Right.

Now this is like volunteering at a, this is like spending a lot of money to like work at an old folks home. Right.

okay sorry let's see what else you get you will arrive and load into the venue with the band so this is this one compared to the jojo c11 you're actually putting in work you're actually doing physical labor you're helping out doing load in also i feel like that would fuck things up you don't know where shit goes it would just make it so much worse for all the actual crew members right you will help the band set up for the show okay

okay sorry let's see what else you get you will arrive and load into the venue with the band so this is this one compared to the jojo c11 you're actually putting in work you're actually doing physical labor you're helping out doing load in also i feel like that would fuck things up you don't know where shit goes it would just make it so much worse for all the actual crew members right you will help the band set up for the show okay

You will hang out backstage. Sounds like a threat. You will hang out backstage. Okay? There'll be no ands, ifs, or buts about it. You will hang out backstage. And if you don't, I'm going to kill you. You will sit in on soundcheck. Gene Simmons will bring you on stage during the show and introduce you. Dude, that's so embarrassing. And you'll know why that's so embarrassing coming up.

You will hang out backstage. Sounds like a threat. You will hang out backstage. Okay? There'll be no ands, ifs, or buts about it. You will hang out backstage. And if you don't, I'm going to kill you. You will sit in on soundcheck. Gene Simmons will bring you on stage during the show and introduce you. Dude, that's so embarrassing. And you'll know why that's so embarrassing coming up.

Unless it's on the screen already. Dude, this is $12,000. That's why this is embarrassing. Gene Simmons is going to bring you up on stage to a crowd of hundreds. And be like, this fucker paid 12 G's to fucking carry guitars. He's a loser. You will get a set list signed by Gene Simmons. You can take photos throughout your entire experience. You may bring one guest.

Unless it's on the screen already. Dude, this is $12,000. That's why this is embarrassing. Gene Simmons is going to bring you up on stage to a crowd of hundreds. And be like, this fucker paid 12 G's to fucking carry guitars. He's a loser. You will get a set list signed by Gene Simmons. You can take photos throughout your entire experience. You may bring one guest.