Kurtis Conner

Practicing my, uh, my accents. Um, how you doing? Scottish. I just, you know, Lawrence Cheney, right? Uh, Ireland. Ah, I have a pot of gold. A pint of Guinness. And, uh, Charlotte Armisen, right? Um, What else? I don't know how to do a German one that well, but I'll work on it. Okay, well, first off, fuck, we got to... I got to defend myself a little bit, okay? I got to defend myself a little bit.

Practicing my, uh, my accents. Um, how you doing? Scottish. I just, you know, Lawrence Cheney, right? Uh, Ireland. Ah, I have a pot of gold. A pint of Guinness. And, uh, Charlotte Armisen, right? Um, What else? I don't know how to do a German one that well, but I'll work on it. Okay, well, first off, fuck, we got to... I got to defend myself a little bit, okay? I got to defend myself a little bit.

For those of you who don't follow me on TikTok... Fuck you. Get out of here. You guys got... You better follow me on there. Yeah, so there's... Well, there's this song that's going kind of viral on there, this trend that's sort of getting a lot of hits. It's sort of getting a lot of hits on TikTok. And it's about this, well, it's that Kyle Gordon guy.

For those of you who don't follow me on TikTok... Fuck you. Get out of here. You guys got... You better follow me on there. Yeah, so there's... Well, there's this song that's going kind of viral on there, this trend that's sort of getting a lot of hits. It's sort of getting a lot of hits on TikTok. And it's about this, well, it's that Kyle Gordon guy.

He did like a parody of all the, like the, you know, millennial songs from like the early 2010s, right? That are like, you know, lumineers, right? Fun, you know? And it's like, so he, and that's the song I would play it, but I feel like, I feel like it would get me copyright strike and I'm a, I don't want to do that. So, um, but this was the frigging tick tock, man. So, okay, sorry.

He did like a parody of all the, like the, you know, millennial songs from like the early 2010s, right? That are like, you know, lumineers, right? Fun, you know? And it's like, so he, and that's the song I would play it, but I feel like, I feel like it would get me copyright strike and I'm a, I don't want to do that. So, um, but this was the frigging tick tock, man. So, okay, sorry.

Actually, this is the trend. I'll explain the trend. So that song, Making Fun of Millennials, and it's paired with Making Fun of the Millennial Burger restaurant that has like, you know, exposed like light bulb stuff, you know, the high chairs, like the high bar stools that are made of metal.

Actually, this is the trend. I'll explain the trend. So that song, Making Fun of Millennials, and it's paired with Making Fun of the Millennial Burger restaurant that has like, you know, exposed like light bulb stuff, you know, the high chairs, like the high bar stools that are made of metal.

um and they call their burgers handhelds and they're and a burger and every burger costs thirty dollars uh they have like local beer on tap you know they're just like and you know truffle fries you know just like the millennial burger place always a brioche bun the that are just you know um so so and then people are just sort of morphing that into making fun of millennials in general and someone posted this tiktok this fucking person sarah lynn okay

um and they call their burgers handhelds and they're and a burger and every burger costs thirty dollars uh they have like local beer on tap you know they're just like and you know truffle fries you know just like the millennial burger place always a brioche bun the that are just you know um so so and then people are just sort of morphing that into making fun of millennials in general and someone posted this tiktok this fucking person sarah lynn okay

This fucking jerk, this jerk has 1.3 million views. Millennial Burger Place, what about millennial hats? And then it's just a slideshow of me wearing a bunch of, you know, those hats, those wide-brimmed hats that were very popular in the early 2010s and mid-2010s, okay? And yeah. Yeah. You know, looking back now, I'm like, God, you shouldn't have been showing off that forehead so much.

This fucking jerk, this jerk has 1.3 million views. Millennial Burger Place, what about millennial hats? And then it's just a slideshow of me wearing a bunch of, you know, those hats, those wide-brimmed hats that were very popular in the early 2010s and mid-2010s, okay? And yeah. Yeah. You know, looking back now, I'm like, God, you shouldn't have been showing off that forehead so much.

That's a lot of real estate up there. All right? You could throw a football between one side of my head and the other, dude. There's so much space there. You could play a full-on... The Super Bowl could actually, if they're announced that one year, in 2014, they could have been like, yeah, the Super Bowl is actually taking place on Curtis Connors' forehead, okay? There's a lot of room up there.

That's a lot of real estate up there. All right? You could throw a football between one side of my head and the other, dude. There's so much space there. You could play a full-on... The Super Bowl could actually, if they're announced that one year, in 2014, they could have been like, yeah, the Super Bowl is actually taking place on Curtis Connors' forehead, okay? There's a lot of room up there.

So, yeah, get the fucking tickets, man. The Chiefs are going to play on Curtis' fucking forehead, all right? 50-yard line is right there, okay? But that was the look, man. Oh, shit. That was the fucking, that was the fashion, bro. That's what was in. That's what was cool back then, okay? So I'm not okay with this, man. And I'm all for poking fun at the frigging past, right?

So, yeah, get the fucking tickets, man. The Chiefs are going to play on Curtis' fucking forehead, all right? 50-yard line is right there, okay? But that was the look, man. Oh, shit. That was the fucking, that was the fashion, bro. That's what was in. That's what was cool back then, okay? So I'm not okay with this, man. And I'm all for poking fun at the frigging past, right?

I think that style is going to be back. I honestly do. There's a loop. There's loops in fashion, okay, and trends, okay? History repeats itself, all right? Now, you know, actually, you know what? No, it might be a little later. 2035, it'll be back in full swing. Another 10 years, it'll be back, all right? Because right now, what's back? You know, the Y2K, right? Like 2000, 2005 era, you know?

I think that style is going to be back. I honestly do. There's a loop. There's loops in fashion, okay, and trends, okay? History repeats itself, all right? Now, you know, actually, you know what? No, it might be a little later. 2035, it'll be back in full swing. Another 10 years, it'll be back, all right? Because right now, what's back? You know, the Y2K, right? Like 2000, 2005 era, you know?

That's in right now with fashion. So if we just move up a little bit, Next couple years, 2010s, you know, maybe Jersey Shore shit is going to come back, right? Twee stuff, right? Like Zoey Deschanel and like 2012 hipster stuff. And then we're going to start getting into the, we're going to bring the fucking hats back. There's their comeback. And man buns. I had one of those too. Fuck, man.

That's in right now with fashion. So if we just move up a little bit, Next couple years, 2010s, you know, maybe Jersey Shore shit is going to come back, right? Twee stuff, right? Like Zoey Deschanel and like 2012 hipster stuff. And then we're going to start getting into the, we're going to bring the fucking hats back. There's their comeback. And man buns. I had one of those too. Fuck, man.