Kurtis Conner

Man buns were sick, though. I was like, that was also the style, man. I'm getting old. Guys, I'm getting old. I'm getting really old. I'm feeling it. My body's feeling it. My brain's feeling it. But, you know, fuck it. Fuck it, we ball. That makes me laugh every time. All right. But no, all jokes aside, that TikTok was funny. And it's funny that they only use pictures of me.

Man buns were sick, though. I was like, that was also the style, man. I'm getting old. Guys, I'm getting old. I'm getting really old. I'm feeling it. My body's feeling it. My brain's feeling it. But, you know, fuck it. Fuck it, we ball. That makes me laugh every time. All right. But no, all jokes aside, that TikTok was funny. And it's funny that they only use pictures of me.

And I can take a joke, man. My whole career is fucking making fun of people. I can take it. It's all good. I thought that was very funny. Okay, what did we talk about first? No, that'll be the title. So I'm going to leave that. That was fucking scary. I'm going to leave that for later. We can talk about... Oh, this is funny. This is a little article I saw. Isn't that funny?

And I can take a joke, man. My whole career is fucking making fun of people. I can take it. It's all good. I thought that was very funny. Okay, what did we talk about first? No, that'll be the title. So I'm going to leave that. That was fucking scary. I'm going to leave that for later. We can talk about... Oh, this is funny. This is a little article I saw. Isn't that funny?

Aren't articles hilarious? All right. Article... No. Okay. So this is... Interesting... Interesting app that I found that I am very confused. Well, I'm not confused. Let's read the title. This app makes you literally touch grass before you can use social media. So let's see how they do that. If you're an avid doom scroller, you've likely been told to touch grass. Right.

Aren't articles hilarious? All right. Article... No. Okay. So this is... Interesting... Interesting app that I found that I am very confused. Well, I'm not confused. Let's read the title. This app makes you literally touch grass before you can use social media. So let's see how they do that. If you're an avid doom scroller, you've likely been told to touch grass. Right.

According to a 2024 report, about one in two adults in the U.S. are exposed to excessive screen time, which is defined as seven or more hours per day. Dang. And about 30 percent of adults reach that point just from recreational activity, not from work.

According to a 2024 report, about one in two adults in the U.S. are exposed to excessive screen time, which is defined as seven or more hours per day. Dang. And about 30 percent of adults reach that point just from recreational activity, not from work.

It's important for those who are spending seven hours per day on their screens to go touch grass, a popular internet slang term that means participating in activities. Yeah, yeah, we know that. Touch grass, go outside, get away from the internet, right? So now there's an app that will literally make you touch grass before you can scroll again.

It's important for those who are spending seven hours per day on their screens to go touch grass, a popular internet slang term that means participating in activities. Yeah, yeah, we know that. Touch grass, go outside, get away from the internet, right? So now there's an app that will literally make you touch grass before you can scroll again.

The viral app called Touch Grass, of course, will ask you to select two apps that you find to be the most distracting or the most time-consuming, and the app will block them. The only way to unlock your apps is to take a picture of yourself outside, literally touching grass, and uploading it to Touch Grass. You'll then be able to choose how much time you have on each app. Okay.

The viral app called Touch Grass, of course, will ask you to select two apps that you find to be the most distracting or the most time-consuming, and the app will block them. The only way to unlock your apps is to take a picture of yourself outside, literally touching grass, and uploading it to Touch Grass. You'll then be able to choose how much time you have on each app. Okay.

So I have a few questions, like how does it know if you're actually touching grass, right? Okay, Touch Grass... Oh, it launched fucking today? No, last week. The app is free, though upgrading will cost $6 per month. That's fucking insane to spend that. Okay, so you can touch it with your hands.

So I have a few questions, like how does it know if you're actually touching grass, right? Okay, Touch Grass... Oh, it launched fucking today? No, last week. The app is free, though upgrading will cost $6 per month. That's fucking insane to spend that. Okay, so you can touch it with your hands.

Because this picture, I was like, okay, this is 100% a ploy to get people's fucking feed pictures, right? You've got to literally touch your eyes. Yeah, if you want to keep using your phone... Just go outside and take a picture of your bare feet in the grass. And then I'll unlock your phone. Good boy. Good boy. Because that would be a genius way.

Because this picture, I was like, okay, this is 100% a ploy to get people's fucking feed pictures, right? You've got to literally touch your eyes. Yeah, if you want to keep using your phone... Just go outside and take a picture of your bare feet in the grass. And then I'll unlock your phone. Good boy. Good boy. Because that would be a genius way.

If you're trying to, you know... If you're trying to collect as many... As many fucking... you know, feet pics as you can for whatever reason, nefarious or otherwise, that'd be the way to do it, right? That'd be the way to do it. Yeah, touch grass. And like, how does it know? Is it just like with AI or something? Because what if it's just like a dude?

If you're trying to, you know... If you're trying to collect as many... As many fucking... you know, feet pics as you can for whatever reason, nefarious or otherwise, that'd be the way to do it, right? That'd be the way to do it. Yeah, touch grass. And like, how does it know? Is it just like with AI or something? Because what if it's just like a dude?

What if it's just like a dude who gets sent a bunch of pictures and he's like, yep, you're touching grass. Yep. And then there's people who are, like, some guy who, like, dug a hole, who, like, drilled a hole in the ground and, like, stuck his wiener in. A video of him, like, frigging, like, fucking the ground, right? Sends it in. He's like, yep.

What if it's just like a dude who gets sent a bunch of pictures and he's like, yep, you're touching grass. Yep. And then there's people who are, like, some guy who, like, dug a hole, who, like, drilled a hole in the ground and, like, stuck his wiener in. A video of him, like, frigging, like, fucking the ground, right? Sends it in. He's like, yep.