Kurtis Conner

He's like, why are you making direct eye contact with the camera? You get a sick, you get, like, are you get, is this, like, doing something for you? Why is he saying, yeah, can I touch grass now? Dipping his balls into the earth.

He's like, why are you making direct eye contact with the camera? You get a sick, you get, like, are you get, is this, like, doing something for you? Why is he saying, yeah, can I touch grass now? Dipping his balls into the earth.

Can I scroll on threads now? It's like, why threads? Who uses threads that much? That poor bastard. That'd be the worst job ever. Like, yeah, you're touching grass, dude. Yeah, got it. It's like, no, that's a picture of you shitting on the ground. I don't know if that counts. Yeah, I just thought that was a little silly. And yeah, so go send your feet pics to that guy.

Can I scroll on threads now? It's like, why threads? Who uses threads that much? That poor bastard. That'd be the worst job ever. Like, yeah, you're touching grass, dude. Yeah, got it. It's like, no, that's a picture of you shitting on the ground. I don't know if that counts. Yeah, I just thought that was a little silly. And yeah, so go send your feet pics to that guy.

Dude, my eye keeps fucking twitching, man. What the fuck? Ever since Australia, man. It's like once a day, my eye is just like. Oliver, Oliver. It's just like fucking twitching like crazy, dude. And it's like, okay, yeah, some days I'll have a lot of caffeine, that's probably why, but some days I won't have that much and I'll drink a bunch of water and still.

Dude, my eye keeps fucking twitching, man. What the fuck? Ever since Australia, man. It's like once a day, my eye is just like. Oliver, Oliver. It's just like fucking twitching like crazy, dude. And it's like, okay, yeah, some days I'll have a lot of caffeine, that's probably why, but some days I won't have that much and I'll drink a bunch of water and still.

Okay. Okay, we got, dude. We've got a lot of TikTok cringe, man. And I'm going to call it Pootube. I'm going to call it Pootube, okay? This is, actually, you know what? No, this will be shitty TikTok of the week. And we got a few of them.

Okay. Okay, we got, dude. We've got a lot of TikTok cringe, man. And I'm going to call it Pootube. I'm going to call it Pootube, okay? This is, actually, you know what? No, this will be shitty TikTok of the week. And we got a few of them.

okay we got tiktok cringe man get this fucking laptop out of my life um oh yeah also guys there's i think i mentioned this on the last episode but if there's probably not going to be a main channel video for a uh a while probably another month because uh

okay we got tiktok cringe man get this fucking laptop out of my life um oh yeah also guys there's i think i mentioned this on the last episode but if there's probably not going to be a main channel video for a uh a while probably another month because uh

So I'm going to try to do one tour, like one leg of a tour where I don't have to worry about a main channel video. And I'm going to see how it goes. And I'll update you because maybe it'll be bad. Maybe I'll be like stressed out the whole time. Who knows?

So I'm going to try to do one tour, like one leg of a tour where I don't have to worry about a main channel video. And I'm going to see how it goes. And I'll update you because maybe it'll be bad. Maybe I'll be like stressed out the whole time. Who knows?

I swear I downloaded more of them, dude. Oh, yeah, here we go. Okay, this is a classic, the bottomless well of fucking YouTube content, but we got some alpha male content to talk about today because we found, Sean and I, my podcast producer and I, we found a bunch. And there were some really, really good ones. And alpha males, dude, they're just so silly.

I swear I downloaded more of them, dude. Oh, yeah, here we go. Okay, this is a classic, the bottomless well of fucking YouTube content, but we got some alpha male content to talk about today because we found, Sean and I, my podcast producer and I, we found a bunch. And there were some really, really good ones. And alpha males, dude, they're just so silly.

It's such an interesting way to live your life. The only alpha male I fuck with is Alpha from Power Rangers, dude. That guy was a fucking alpha. Or was his name Beta? Was his name Alpha? Or Alpha Alpha? Alpha... Power Ranger. Is that his name? Yeah, his name is Alpha, dude. I know my shit. Go, go, Power Rangers. Okay. Let's watch this guy. Let's see.

It's such an interesting way to live your life. The only alpha male I fuck with is Alpha from Power Rangers, dude. That guy was a fucking alpha. Or was his name Beta? Was his name Alpha? Or Alpha Alpha? Alpha... Power Ranger. Is that his name? Yeah, his name is Alpha, dude. I know my shit. Go, go, Power Rangers. Okay. Let's watch this guy. Let's see.

This one is about how to, you know, stay productive. Okay. Oh. I fucked up.

This one is about how to, you know, stay productive. Okay. Oh. I fucked up.

Okay, so yeah. He's saying he overeats every single meal because it's more efficient, right? Because obviously, when everyone leaves their house to cook a meal, you have to leave...

Okay, so yeah. He's saying he overeats every single meal because it's more efficient, right? Because obviously, when everyone leaves their house to cook a meal, you have to leave...