Kurtis Conner

To cook, you have to go to the grocery store, buy everything, specifically the perfect amount for that meal, and then you come home, cook it, and then, you know, you get a couple hours of chill, and then you got to go to the grocery store again, buy everything, exact amount, food for lunch, come back, cook lunch, clean up everything, you know, then you get another few hours, then you got to do the same thing for dinner.

To cook, you have to go to the grocery store, buy everything, specifically the perfect amount for that meal, and then you come home, cook it, and then, you know, you get a couple hours of chill, and then you got to go to the grocery store again, buy everything, exact amount, food for lunch, come back, cook lunch, clean up everything, you know, then you get another few hours, then you got to do the same thing for dinner.

Three trips to the grocery store a day?

Three trips to the grocery store a day?

You know, everybody has their valet, you know, you know, everybody. When you leave your house, you got to call the valet at your house.

You know, everybody has their valet, you know, you know, everybody. When you leave your house, you got to call the valet at your house.

Him like partying in a limo. Seems like you're having a good time, dude. Going home. On the party bus. I have to take the party bus home? Like a fucking square?

Him like partying in a limo. Seems like you're having a good time, dude. Going home. On the party bus. I have to take the party bus home? Like a fucking square?

Facts. Yeah, he's cooking. I mean, he's not, but he's not cooking, but he's cooking. Dude, what a shit life, dude. Whatever happened to simple pleasures, man? There is nothing like cooking a meal that takes 45 minutes to cook. You sit down, you eat that shit in fucking four minutes tops, and then you do another fucking 15 minutes to clean it up. It's the best, dude. I love that shit. You know?

Facts. Yeah, he's cooking. I mean, he's not, but he's not cooking, but he's cooking. Dude, what a shit life, dude. Whatever happened to simple pleasures, man? There is nothing like cooking a meal that takes 45 minutes to cook. You sit down, you eat that shit in fucking four minutes tops, and then you do another fucking 15 minutes to clean it up. It's the best, dude. I love that shit. You know?

Cooking? What? This is actually insane. Every time I do Uber Eats or anything, anytime I do food delivery, I feel like fucking shit after. I'm like, I'm such a, why'd I do that? I could have just fucking made food. I could have just cooked something. I have like so much food in my pantry, in the fridge. I have leftovers I could have had, but no.

Cooking? What? This is actually insane. Every time I do Uber Eats or anything, anytime I do food delivery, I feel like fucking shit after. I'm like, I'm such a, why'd I do that? I could have just fucking made food. I could have just cooked something. I have like so much food in my pantry, in the fridge. I have leftovers I could have had, but no.

It's like, but then as soon as I'm, when I'm eating, I'm like, this is awesome. And then as soon as I'm done, I'm like, fucking why did I do that? Right? And he's just ordering chicken and steak from where? That's so, what a shit life, man. Efficiency. I need to be in my apartment looking at the stock market, okay? I can't be in the market. I can't be in the market market, okay?

It's like, but then as soon as I'm, when I'm eating, I'm like, this is awesome. And then as soon as I'm done, I'm like, fucking why did I do that? Right? And he's just ordering chicken and steak from where? That's so, what a shit life, man. Efficiency. I need to be in my apartment looking at the stock market, okay? I can't be in the market. I can't be in the market market, okay?

I need to be in the stock market. Trading stocks? Stocks of what? Stocks of corn? No. Stocks. Dude, that's crazy, man. Okay, there's also this other dude named Andy Elliott. And... Dude, I want to find this fucking video. There was like a convention... he put on like a convention where he like teaches people how to like sell stuff. And it's so cringe, man.

I need to be in the stock market. Trading stocks? Stocks of what? Stocks of corn? No. Stocks. Dude, that's crazy, man. Okay, there's also this other dude named Andy Elliott. And... Dude, I want to find this fucking video. There was like a convention... he put on like a convention where he like teaches people how to like sell stuff. And it's so cringe, man.

The, uh, this was also the guy who was selling and this guy, Andy Elliot. Okay. I'll pull up a picture of him. Um, he was selling like a personal, like one-on-one coaching thing for like five grand. Um, Yeah, it's this guy. Hey, internet, let's load one picture, please. It's actually the year 2025. So let's get a picture up. Let's not have one fucking bar.

The, uh, this was also the guy who was selling and this guy, Andy Elliot. Okay. I'll pull up a picture of him. Um, he was selling like a personal, like one-on-one coaching thing for like five grand. Um, Yeah, it's this guy. Hey, internet, let's load one picture, please. It's actually the year 2025. So let's get a picture up. Let's not have one fucking bar.

Let's not have one bar of connectivity, if you don't mind, please. Oh, I'm about to fucking lose my marbles. Okay, well, you can kind of fucking see him here. He's, you know, he's fucking... And again, this is the thing. He always wears the shirt with his last name on the front. Elliot. Yeah, Elliot. Elliot. Elliot, Elliot, Elliot, Elliot, Elliot, Elliot, Elliot, Elliot.

Let's not have one bar of connectivity, if you don't mind, please. Oh, I'm about to fucking lose my marbles. Okay, well, you can kind of fucking see him here. He's, you know, he's fucking... And again, this is the thing. He always wears the shirt with his last name on the front. Elliot. Yeah, Elliot. Elliot. Elliot, Elliot, Elliot, Elliot, Elliot, Elliot, Elliot, Elliot.