Kurtis Conner

Standard.

Standard.

Get out! Dude. If you don't have a six-pack... then you're not working for me. If you don't have a six-pack, brother, you're not getting hired. Imagine sitting down for a job interview and the guy was like, yeah, lift up your shirt, though.

Get out! Dude. If you don't have a six-pack... then you're not working for me. If you don't have a six-pack, brother, you're not getting hired. Imagine sitting down for a job interview and the guy was like, yeah, lift up your shirt, though.

You got a washboard under there or not? Huh? Six-pack? Or bust, okay? And I'm going to bust. If you show me a six-pack. Dude, you can't do that. That's actually not allowed. You can't discriminate people for the lack of the six-pack. Yeah, that's a little crazy. Like, imagine the perfect candidate, but he just, like, didn't do abs. Right? He just, like, didn't work out his abs that much.

You got a washboard under there or not? Huh? Six-pack? Or bust, okay? And I'm going to bust. If you show me a six-pack. Dude, you can't do that. That's actually not allowed. You can't discriminate people for the lack of the six-pack. Yeah, that's a little crazy. Like, imagine the perfect candidate, but he just, like, didn't do abs. Right? He just, like, didn't work out his abs that much.

Like, yeah, sorry, bro. You're cut. Yeah, this is an office full of fucking ripped dudes, okay? And you got to have your belly out all day. That is wild, dude. Okay, what else we got? This one's great.

Like, yeah, sorry, bro. You're cut. Yeah, this is an office full of fucking ripped dudes, okay? And you got to have your belly out all day. That is wild, dude. Okay, what else we got? This one's great.

On the TV behind him, he's like, now look, who's that? And there's a girl, like, there's an old woman, like, crying. There's, like, she's got a fucking duct tape over her mouth and stuff. She's tied to a chair in, like, a basement. And she's, like, just freaked out. And he's, like, oh, my God, that's my mom. He's, like, yeah. I wasn't fucking bullshitting, man.

On the TV behind him, he's like, now look, who's that? And there's a girl, like, there's an old woman, like, crying. There's, like, she's got a fucking duct tape over her mouth and stuff. She's tied to a chair in, like, a basement. And she's, like, just freaked out. And he's, like, oh, my God, that's my mom. He's, like, yeah. I wasn't fucking bullshitting, man.

On thin ice, dude. Go sell 100 solar panels or your mom's going to have a six-pack. What? What are you going to do to her? An extensive ab workout plan. Okay, it's not that big of a deal.

On thin ice, dude. Go sell 100 solar panels or your mom's going to have a six-pack. What? What are you going to do to her? An extensive ab workout plan. Okay, it's not that big of a deal.

That sucks, bro. If I was ever in like a fucking Uber, someone took the aux cord and started playing motivational shit, I'd grab the wheel, dude. I'd grab the wheel and fucking veer us off a cliff. Yo, bump that motivational speech for alphas. Put on motivational speech number five for alpha males. Dude, I'm fucking, I can't stop talking about this. This is going to be a long episode, dude.

That sucks, bro. If I was ever in like a fucking Uber, someone took the aux cord and started playing motivational shit, I'd grab the wheel, dude. I'd grab the wheel and fucking veer us off a cliff. Yo, bump that motivational speech for alphas. Put on motivational speech number five for alpha males. Dude, I'm fucking, I can't stop talking about this. This is going to be a long episode, dude.

This is the... This is my favorite one, dude.

This is the... This is my favorite one, dude.

So fucking funny, bro. There's... Okay. For those of you who are listening, if you can't see this, Andy Elliott, our guy, he is... giving a speech. You know, he says, if it's not... He says, go look at your paycheck. If it's not at least 100 grand a month, you got work to do. And then it cuts to a picture of Andy Elliott sitting in an economy seat on an airplane.

So fucking funny, bro. There's... Okay. For those of you who are listening, if you can't see this, Andy Elliott, our guy, he is... giving a speech. You know, he says, if it's not... He says, go look at your paycheck. If it's not at least 100 grand a month, you got work to do. And then it cuts to a picture of Andy Elliott sitting in an economy seat on an airplane.

And you know it's him because he's wearing the shirt that says fucking Elliott on the front, dude. And that's super funny. And obviously... Nothing wrong with sitting in economy, right? That's like a normal, the most normal thing you can do.

And you know it's him because he's wearing the shirt that says fucking Elliott on the front, dude. And that's super funny. And obviously... Nothing wrong with sitting in economy, right? That's like a normal, the most normal thing you can do.