Kurtis Conner

But if you're bragging, building your whole fucking online persona, being this rich fucking alpha dude who is making at least a hundred grand a month, you know, most of these dudes are always bragging about like flying private and shit. He'd at least be in first class, right? Even pre, maybe this could, this could be premium economy, right? With the pillows at the back. But still.

But if you're bragging, building your whole fucking online persona, being this rich fucking alpha dude who is making at least a hundred grand a month, you know, most of these dudes are always bragging about like flying private and shit. He'd at least be in first class, right? Even pre, maybe this could, this could be premium economy, right? With the pillows at the back. But still.

If you're bragging that much. It's like. And then all the fucking like fanboys be like. No he's being smart with his money dude.

If you're bragging that much. It's like. And then all the fucking like fanboys be like. No he's being smart with his money dude.

That's so funny dude. This is your mom. Does she have a six pack? Every guy I work with. Every guy I hire. His mom has a six pack. His mom has glistening abs, perfect abs, and picturesque triceps. Okay? You've never seen a mom's traps this big. All my employees' moms have huge traps. Oh, that's so funny. Your moms better be buff as fuck. How much can your mom bench?

That's so funny dude. This is your mom. Does she have a six pack? Every guy I work with. Every guy I hire. His mom has a six pack. His mom has glistening abs, perfect abs, and picturesque triceps. Okay? You've never seen a mom's traps this big. All my employees' moms have huge traps. Oh, that's so funny. Your moms better be buff as fuck. How much can your mom bench?

It's someone handing, handing, handing up like a, a boss, your future boss, a resume. He goes, Oh, this is a cool resume. Harvard. Cool. How much can your mom bench? Oh, that's so funny, dude. Okay. I've got another alpha male one, but I, I'm going to, I know I'm going to spending a lot of time on these next few videos. So, um, Hold on, hold on. Okay, guys, so let's move on.

It's someone handing, handing, handing up like a, a boss, your future boss, a resume. He goes, Oh, this is a cool resume. Harvard. Cool. How much can your mom bench? Oh, that's so funny, dude. Okay. I've got another alpha male one, but I, I'm going to, I know I'm going to spending a lot of time on these next few videos. So, um, Hold on, hold on. Okay, guys, so let's move on.

We'll change the subject real quick.

We'll change the subject real quick.

Excuse me. So, book talk, okay? And I'm allowed to talk about book talk now. I'm allowed to make fun of it because I'm a reader now. I read books, okay? So, I'm allowed to do that. What is this one again? Right. Book talk is weird, man. There's a lot of horny fuckers on there. There's a lot of, like, probably the horniest people in the world are on book talk. And, you know, I...

Excuse me. So, book talk, okay? And I'm allowed to talk about book talk now. I'm allowed to make fun of it because I'm a reader now. I read books, okay? So, I'm allowed to do that. What is this one again? Right. Book talk is weird, man. There's a lot of horny fuckers on there. There's a lot of, like, probably the horniest people in the world are on book talk. And, you know, I...

I got a little bit of backlash, a little bit of flack from people when I said it was funny when people, like, read stuff and got boners. Like, that's super funny. Objectively, that is funny, right? The fact that the human mind can do that. You know, you're reading something and then you're, you know, and then you're like, oh, shit. You know? It's crazy. It's, like, super funny.

I got a little bit of backlash, a little bit of flack from people when I said it was funny when people, like, read stuff and got boners. Like, that's super funny. Objectively, that is funny, right? The fact that the human mind can do that. You know, you're reading something and then you're, you know, and then you're like, oh, shit. You know? It's crazy. It's, like, super funny.

Apparently, that was wrong to say. But it's actually not because it's funny. And, um... But yeah, so BookTok has a lot of horny ass fuckers on there. And then there's a lot of dudes who capitalize on this horniness. And they'll throw these like thirst trap videos. And I found some really good ones today. Some thirst trap BookTok videos. And I want to show you guys. Because misery loves comedy.

Apparently, that was wrong to say. But it's actually not because it's funny. And, um... But yeah, so BookTok has a lot of horny ass fuckers on there. And then there's a lot of dudes who capitalize on this horniness. And they'll throw these like thirst trap videos. And I found some really good ones today. Some thirst trap BookTok videos. And I want to show you guys. Because misery loves comedy.

Okay, first off, who, what the fuck are you guys wearing? Who are you guys? Where are you? Two of you guys have wings. Fully grown men, dude.

Okay, first off, who, what the fuck are you guys wearing? Who are you guys? Where are you? Two of you guys have wings. Fully grown men, dude.

I hate how the second guy on the left is like taking stuff off of his fucking shoulder like that. It's fucking cringy and I hate it.

I hate how the second guy on the left is like taking stuff off of his fucking shoulder like that. It's fucking cringy and I hate it.