Kurtis Conner

Dude, one time, a kid I went to high school with, he won, I think it was like a $1,000 gift card, and I was like, man, I never wanted to steal something so bad. I never wanted to just fucking jump someone. I never wanted to jump my friend so bad. It was like, I think it was like a hundred bucks, but still. And it was like, dude, of course it was like my fucking rich friend.

Dude, one time, a kid I went to high school with, he won, I think it was like a $1,000 gift card, and I was like, man, I never wanted to steal something so bad. I never wanted to just fucking jump someone. I never wanted to jump my friend so bad. It was like, I think it was like a hundred bucks, but still. And it was like, dude, of course it was like my fucking rich friend.

He had so much money who his parents gave him, dude. I'm not going to dox. I'm not going to say his name, but every day his, his mom, his, his parents would give him $20 every morning, 20 bucks, a fresh 20 for lunch and shit. Like what the fuck? And every day I'd be like, dude, can you fucking, that's fucked. I have no money. Can you buy me like a burger or something?

He had so much money who his parents gave him, dude. I'm not going to dox. I'm not going to say his name, but every day his, his mom, his, his parents would give him $20 every morning, 20 bucks, a fresh 20 for lunch and shit. Like what the fuck? And every day I'd be like, dude, can you fucking, that's fucked. I have no money. Can you buy me like a burger or something?

And he'd be like, no, fuck off. Man, and that was like my best friend. That was like my best friend at the time, dude. He'd be like, no, fuck you. It was my money. It always pissed me off too because I was like, dude, if you just pack a lunch for a week, dude, that's a hundred bucks that you could buy like a fucking video game or some shit, right? But no.

And he'd be like, no, fuck off. Man, and that was like my best friend. That was like my best friend at the time, dude. He'd be like, no, fuck you. It was my money. It always pissed me off too because I was like, dude, if you just pack a lunch for a week, dude, that's a hundred bucks that you could buy like a fucking video game or some shit, right? But no.

Obviously he wouldn't have to do that because if he wanted a video game, he'd just ask his freaking parents and they'd buy it for him. Freaking rich people, man. They suck. They suck, man. Um... No, you know what? If I did, I'm never going to have a kid, but that would be sick, though.

Obviously he wouldn't have to do that because if he wanted a video game, he'd just ask his freaking parents and they'd buy it for him. Freaking rich people, man. They suck. They suck, man. Um... No, you know what? If I did, I'm never going to have a kid, but that would be sick, though.

If I did have a kid, it's nice now that I'm comfortable enough now that if I did have a kid, I'd be like, you know what? I could give you $20 every day for lunch, but I wouldn't. I don't think I would. I don't think I would, man, because what does that teach you, right? That doesn't teach you nothing, right? If I had a kid, I wouldn't give him shit, dude.

If I did have a kid, it's nice now that I'm comfortable enough now that if I did have a kid, I'd be like, you know what? I could give you $20 every day for lunch, but I wouldn't. I don't think I would. I don't think I would, man, because what does that teach you, right? That doesn't teach you nothing, right? If I had a kid, I wouldn't give him shit, dude.

Dude, if I had a kid, I wouldn't give him fucking anything, okay? He wouldn't even have a bed, dude. What does that teach you? Huh? He wouldn't even have books, dude. What do those teach you? He wouldn't even have teachers, dude. What do they teach you? Here's what he would have. He would have... Uh... A terrible life, number one.

Dude, if I had a kid, I wouldn't give him fucking anything, okay? He wouldn't even have a bed, dude. What does that teach you? Huh? He wouldn't even have books, dude. What do those teach you? He wouldn't even have teachers, dude. What do they teach you? Here's what he would have. He would have... Uh... A terrible life, number one.

But two, he would have one of those water jugs like guinea pigs have. And then a hamster wheel. But a really big one. And then just like a bunch of hay. I think I just want a hamster. I think I just need a hamster. It's like, yeah, we're trying. We really love watching living things run on a hamster wheel. It's like, why don't you just get a hamster? It's like, oh, yeah. That's true.

But two, he would have one of those water jugs like guinea pigs have. And then a hamster wheel. But a really big one. And then just like a bunch of hay. I think I just want a hamster. I think I just need a hamster. It's like, yeah, we're trying. We really love watching living things run on a hamster wheel. It's like, why don't you just get a hamster? It's like, oh, yeah. That's true.

But hamsters usually don't live. Okay. Hamster, I hardly know her. We're back, dude. We're so back. We are so back, dude. If we're any part of the human body, we're the back, okay? Okay. Let's get into it, dude. So, recently, I uploaded a YouTube video, much like I am with this podcast, but my main channel. I uploaded a video, okay? We got some... It was about the LeBrand family, okay?

But hamsters usually don't live. Okay. Hamster, I hardly know her. We're back, dude. We're so back. We are so back, dude. If we're any part of the human body, we're the back, okay? Okay. Let's get into it, dude. So, recently, I uploaded a YouTube video, much like I am with this podcast, but my main channel. I uploaded a video, okay? We got some... It was about the LeBrand family, okay?

It was about the LeBrand family. I'm not going to beat around the bush. It was about the LeBrand family. Okay. And, um, If you guys don't know, brief summary. They, super religious, they put out an app called the Bear Fruit app. It was like a parenting app. And it sucks, and it was bad. And they're also, he also, the husband was also recruiting people into a pyramid scheme.

It was about the LeBrand family. I'm not going to beat around the bush. It was about the LeBrand family. Okay. And, um, If you guys don't know, brief summary. They, super religious, they put out an app called the Bear Fruit app. It was like a parenting app. And it sucks, and it was bad. And they're also, he also, the husband was also recruiting people into a pyramid scheme.

So it was pretty gnarly. I was just making a video, just frigging, Just sort of dunking on them, like 360 under the legs, over a car, trampoline style. Perfect, hands across the board, dunking on them. Just absolutely dunking on them. 2016 dunk contest, Zach Levine. I think it was 2016. Absolutely Zach Levine dunking on them. Yeah, some people are not happy about it, okay? Yeah.

So it was pretty gnarly. I was just making a video, just frigging, Just sort of dunking on them, like 360 under the legs, over a car, trampoline style. Perfect, hands across the board, dunking on them. Just absolutely dunking on them. 2016 dunk contest, Zach Levine. I think it was 2016. Absolutely Zach Levine dunking on them. Yeah, some people are not happy about it, okay? Yeah.