Kurtis Conner

And he fucking, his little pushes, dude. And he's spinning a longboard, dude. He literally looks like a fucking, like when you're going to pick a character in a longboarding video game. This is what he would look like.

And he fucking, his little pushes, dude. And he's spinning a longboard, dude. He literally looks like a fucking, like when you're going to pick a character in a longboarding video game. This is what he would look like.

Here, dad. Can you hold this? I guess. Why'd you do that? He just walked. You honestly could have cartwheeled. That would have been cooler. If he was cartwheeling down the aisle. That would have been fucking way cooler, dude. A longboard? Oh my god. Longboards are so lame. And then he just awkwardly stands up there, dude. Oh yeah, hang ten, brother. Spoiler alert. The girl didn't marry him.

Here, dad. Can you hold this? I guess. Why'd you do that? He just walked. You honestly could have cartwheeled. That would have been cooler. If he was cartwheeling down the aisle. That would have been fucking way cooler, dude. A longboard? Oh my god. Longboards are so lame. And then he just awkwardly stands up there, dude. Oh yeah, hang ten, brother. Spoiler alert. The girl didn't marry him.

Shocker, I know. I'm fully convinced that she was going to, and then she saw him do that. Even though she probably didn't even see it, but she probably just heard it. She was like, wait, those wheels? Is the wheels gone? There's no way. He didn't longboard in there, did he? And the producers were like, yeah, he did. He longboarded. He's like, ah, fuck. All right, that's it.

Shocker, I know. I'm fully convinced that she was going to, and then she saw him do that. Even though she probably didn't even see it, but she probably just heard it. She was like, wait, those wheels? Is the wheels gone? There's no way. He didn't longboard in there, did he? And the producers were like, yeah, he did. He longboarded. He's like, ah, fuck. All right, that's it.

Nothing would give someone the ick more than that. Okay? Because that's in, and when you get married, not a lot of people know this, one of the things is, you know, do you, do you vow to, you know, stay with this person in sickness and in health, right? You know, all that stuff. And the last one is, do you vow to never give your partner the ick, right? That's the last thing they say.

Nothing would give someone the ick more than that. Okay? Because that's in, and when you get married, not a lot of people know this, one of the things is, you know, do you, do you vow to, you know, stay with this person in sickness and in health, right? You know, all that stuff. And the last one is, do you vow to never give your partner the ick, right? That's the last thing they say.

So, you know, he, fundamentally the whole thing, the wedding's a wash before he even started, dude. You know? Because you never want to give your wife the ick, man. And the baby blue suit. Dude.

So, you know, he, fundamentally the whole thing, the wedding's a wash before he even started, dude. You know? Because you never want to give your wife the ick, man. And the baby blue suit. Dude.

The fact that no one was just like, yo. Oh, my God, dude. Guys, let this be a warning. Boys, okay? Whatever you think is cool to do at a wedding, you know, like, no, this is me. I'm going to do me. Don't, okay? Don't. Just walk down the aisle, man. Walk down the aisle. Wear a normal suit, right? Wear a nice suit. Button it up also. Button your suit up.

The fact that no one was just like, yo. Oh, my God, dude. Guys, let this be a warning. Boys, okay? Whatever you think is cool to do at a wedding, you know, like, no, this is me. I'm going to do me. Don't, okay? Don't. Just walk down the aisle, man. Walk down the aisle. Wear a normal suit, right? Wear a nice suit. Button it up also. Button your suit up.

And, you know, just walk, be normal, and get married, dude. A longboard. You know, ride a fucking tandem bicycle off into the sunset. That'd actually be cute. A tandem bicycle would be cute. Yeah, dude, I got rollerblades on. I bladed down the aisle. I bladed down the aisle. She said no. She actually puked when she got to the altar because of how embarrassed she was for me and of herself.

And, you know, just walk, be normal, and get married, dude. A longboard. You know, ride a fucking tandem bicycle off into the sunset. That'd actually be cute. A tandem bicycle would be cute. Yeah, dude, I got rollerblades on. I bladed down the aisle. I bladed down the aisle. She said no. She actually puked when she got to the altar because of how embarrassed she was for me and of herself.

So, yeah, dude. Yeah, Love is Blind fucking sucks. I don't really like that show. Everyone on it, because you've got to be fucking, you've got to be a little crazy. To be on any reality show, you kind of have to be a fucking weirdo. But the ones on Love is Blind specifically... Woof. And same as Love Island, dude. I was watching a little bit of that. Fucking what the hell is that show?

So, yeah, dude. Yeah, Love is Blind fucking sucks. I don't really like that show. Everyone on it, because you've got to be fucking, you've got to be a little crazy. To be on any reality show, you kind of have to be a fucking weirdo. But the ones on Love is Blind specifically... Woof. And same as Love Island, dude. I was watching a little bit of that. Fucking what the hell is that show?

All it is is people... Being like, so do you like me? And then the girl's like, yeah, I think so. And the guy's like, yeah, I think I like you too. And they make out. And it's that over and over again for an hour until someone's like, oh, I got a text. I got a text message. Oh, this time we got to play a game where we kiss each other. And then it's that every episode. I fucking hate it.

All it is is people... Being like, so do you like me? And then the girl's like, yeah, I think so. And the guy's like, yeah, I think I like you too. And they make out. And it's that over and over again for an hour until someone's like, oh, I got a text. I got a text message. Oh, this time we got to play a game where we kiss each other. And then it's that every episode. I fucking hate it.

It's so boring, dude. I don't know why everybody was freaking out about it. Everybody was like, no, the new season of Love Island in the U.S. is the best one it's ever been. It's the best season ever. And if that's the best season, that show is bad. Okay? I'll tell you what show isn't bad, dude. severance. I am so mad. I didn't watch that earlier. I feel like a fucking loser. Okay.

It's so boring, dude. I don't know why everybody was freaking out about it. Everybody was like, no, the new season of Love Island in the U.S. is the best one it's ever been. It's the best season ever. And if that's the best season, that show is bad. Okay? I'll tell you what show isn't bad, dude. severance. I am so mad. I didn't watch that earlier. I feel like a fucking loser. Okay.