Kurtis Conner

I don't know what's... I don't... And it pissed me off because, like, dude, I go on TikTok. I go on TikTok to see, you know...

I don't know what's... I don't... And it pissed me off because, like, dude, I go on TikTok. I go on TikTok to see, you know...

a guy like it like slip on the concrete and like get a concussion you know i i go on tiktok to see people just it's just the most insane shit i i and i go on tiktok to see people make bad music like that's what i want to see okay i don't go i don't expect to cry at a fish okay It's messed up. Honestly, it's messed up. There should be a trigger warning on that shit, man.

a guy like it like slip on the concrete and like get a concussion you know i i go on tiktok to see people just it's just the most insane shit i i and i go on tiktok to see people make bad music like that's what i want to see okay i don't go i don't expect to cry at a fish okay It's messed up. Honestly, it's messed up. There should be a trigger warning on that shit, man.

And this microphone I bought? Dude, it looks like I'm fucking... I'm on the radio. It feels like I'm on a war radio. I run a radio station during the war. This is what it feels like. I don't know what I'm saying. Like, I should be talking in a transatlantic accent with this microphone, dude. Now, you see, I've... You've shaken more sticks at a twig than an old...

And this microphone I bought? Dude, it looks like I'm fucking... I'm on the radio. It feels like I'm on a war radio. I run a radio station during the war. This is what it feels like. I don't know what I'm saying. Like, I should be talking in a transatlantic accent with this microphone, dude. Now, you see, I've... You've shaken more sticks at a twig than an old...

than an old man does on the boat that's like a saying they used to say um but dude let's watch this video man this video is insane okay this guy dude this guy's kayaking also where are you kayaking man middle of the ocean And then a humpback whale eats some, dude. He's in the humpback whale's mouth for one, two, maybe like three seconds, and then he spits some out. Dude.

than an old man does on the boat that's like a saying they used to say um but dude let's watch this video man this video is insane okay this guy dude this guy's kayaking also where are you kayaking man middle of the ocean And then a humpback whale eats some, dude. He's in the humpback whale's mouth for one, two, maybe like three seconds, and then he spits some out. Dude.

Dude, that's... Yo, I would be fucking... How is he not screaming? He is so chill about this, dude. If I was, dude, if I was swallowed, dude, in a whale's mouth? In a whale's mouth, dude, what would that even feel like? What would it look like? What would it smell like? I mean, shout out to the whale, man. Shout out to the whale for fucking spitting him out. Being like, oh, I hate kayakers.

Dude, that's... Yo, I would be fucking... How is he not screaming? He is so chill about this, dude. If I was, dude, if I was swallowed, dude, in a whale's mouth? In a whale's mouth, dude, what would that even feel like? What would it look like? What would it smell like? I mean, shout out to the whale, man. Shout out to the whale for fucking spitting him out. Being like, oh, I hate kayakers.

Never mind, I thought this was a seal. Blech. You know, you got to try everything once, man. And the whale wanted to try a kayak. And I guess he just doesn't. And then he yacked it up. He kayaked it up, dude. I would never stop talking about that if that was me. I would say that to everybody. I'd be like, yeah, man. Yeah, nice to meet you. Yeah, my name is Curtis. Yeah, I was in a whale's mouth.

Never mind, I thought this was a seal. Blech. You know, you got to try everything once, man. And the whale wanted to try a kayak. And I guess he just doesn't. And then he yacked it up. He kayaked it up, dude. I would never stop talking about that if that was me. I would say that to everybody. I'd be like, yeah, man. Yeah, nice to meet you. Yeah, my name is Curtis. Yeah, I was in a whale's mouth.

Sorry. Can you smell that? I was in a whale's mouth. And everyone would be like, oh, my God. Stop talking about that, man. And I would not be able to. This guy for the rest of his life is going to be like that meme of the guy at the house party. And it's going to be like, nobody knows that I was in a whale's mouth. And everybody's going to be like, no, we know. That's all you talk about, actually.

Sorry. Can you smell that? I was in a whale's mouth. And everyone would be like, oh, my God. Stop talking about that, man. And I would not be able to. This guy for the rest of his life is going to be like that meme of the guy at the house party. And it's going to be like, nobody knows that I was in a whale's mouth. And everybody's going to be like, no, we know. That's all you talk about, actually.

Dude. He's like smiling. It looks like he's smiling. Oh, wait, no, no, no. dude and that's a that's a wrap on kayaking also that's a wrap on kayaking forever i think if you're in a whale's mouth dude because like while you're kayaking i feel like you gotta throw in the towel dude that's you're done right that's it you're like you have to you have to call it quits after that man

Dude. He's like smiling. It looks like he's smiling. Oh, wait, no, no, no. dude and that's a that's a wrap on kayaking also that's a wrap on kayaking forever i think if you're in a whale's mouth dude because like while you're kayaking i feel like you gotta throw in the towel dude that's you're done right that's it you're like you have to you have to call it quits after that man

What if you got swallowed by... What if you went into a whale's mouth, but there was a finished kitchen in there? I'm trying to think of what would be the craziest thing that would be inside a whale's mouth. Right? You walk in there, there's like a... There's like a... It's like a... And it looks like an early 20s single man's apartment. There's just like a TV and a PS4 on the ground.

What if you got swallowed by... What if you went into a whale's mouth, but there was a finished kitchen in there? I'm trying to think of what would be the craziest thing that would be inside a whale's mouth. Right? You walk in there, there's like a... There's like a... It's like a... And it looks like an early 20s single man's apartment. There's just like a TV and a PS4 on the ground.

Some guy in there like, yo, what's up, man? A guy living in a whale's mouth, dude. Yo, that would be something a guy would do. Like an early, like a early 20s straight guy would totally like see a listing for a whale's mouth and be like, I could probably live there. It's a good first apartment. It's a good first apartment. It's a starter apartment, man.

Some guy in there like, yo, what's up, man? A guy living in a whale's mouth, dude. Yo, that would be something a guy would do. Like an early, like a early 20s straight guy would totally like see a listing for a whale's mouth and be like, I could probably live there. It's a good first apartment. It's a good first apartment. It's a starter apartment, man.