Kurtis Conner

the way in a humpback whale's mouth okay and then maybe you know i get promoted at my job a couple years you know i start investing and then i can move into a uh a blue whale's mouth right a little bigger right because it's free transportation right if you live in a humpback whale's mouth it's free transportation you don't really have any say of where you're going but you can still you know you you you you travel all over right it's like a cruise

the way in a humpback whale's mouth okay and then maybe you know i get promoted at my job a couple years you know i start investing and then i can move into a uh a blue whale's mouth right a little bigger right because it's free transportation right if you live in a humpback whale's mouth it's free transportation you don't really have any say of where you're going but you can still you know you you you you travel all over right it's like a cruise

Wi-Fi, you know, you get a Wi-Fi router in there. Oh, my God. Picturing like some girl being like, yeah, guys, I hooked up with Steven last night. Guys, his apartment was insane. It was so messy. It was so weird. It was like slimy. Friends were like, what do you mean slimy? Like, oh, did I not tell you he lives in a whale's, Stephen lives in a whale's mouth, dude. That's so funny, man.

Wi-Fi, you know, you get a Wi-Fi router in there. Oh, my God. Picturing like some girl being like, yeah, guys, I hooked up with Steven last night. Guys, his apartment was insane. It was so messy. It was so weird. It was like slimy. Friends were like, what do you mean slimy? Like, oh, did I not tell you he lives in a whale's, Stephen lives in a whale's mouth, dude. That's so funny, man.

Okay, this article says, a huge humpback whale has swallowed and then spat out a kayaker in the seas off the coast of southern Chile. Holy fuck. Mr. Simancas was out with his father last weekend in the seas off the town of Punta Arenas when the whale surfaced and scooped him up in his mouth. I felt like I was being lifted, but it was clearly too strong to be a wave, he said.

Okay, this article says, a huge humpback whale has swallowed and then spat out a kayaker in the seas off the coast of southern Chile. Holy fuck. Mr. Simancas was out with his father last weekend in the seas off the town of Punta Arenas when the whale surfaced and scooped him up in his mouth. I felt like I was being lifted, but it was clearly too strong to be a wave, he said.

When I turned, I felt something blue and white passing close to my face, like on one side and above. I didn't understand what was happening. Yeah, that's so quick, because up close, a whale doesn't even look like a whale, right? They're so big, it just looks like there's walls enclosing on you, right? I went under and I thought I had been swallowed. Yeah, for sure, dude.

When I turned, I felt something blue and white passing close to my face, like on one side and above. I didn't understand what was happening. Yeah, that's so quick, because up close, a whale doesn't even look like a whale, right? They're so big, it just looks like there's walls enclosing on you, right? I went under and I thought I had been swallowed. Yeah, for sure, dude.

God, that'd be a shit way to die, dude. Getting eaten by a whale, man, that's gotta be such a buzzkill. Such a buzzkill, dude. I turned on the camera and heard a wave crash behind me. Loudly when I turned, I didn't see anything. So that was the only moment of real fear because I didn't see Adrian for about three seconds.

God, that'd be a shit way to die, dude. Getting eaten by a whale, man, that's gotta be such a buzzkill. Such a buzzkill, dude. I turned on the camera and heard a wave crash behind me. Loudly when I turned, I didn't see anything. So that was the only moment of real fear because I didn't see Adrian for about three seconds.

Then he suddenly shot out with the packraft, and a second later the packraft emerged, and then I saw the fin of something. It's crazy how fast that could happen. Like, what if he actually swallowed him? Like, the father would have turned around and been like, what the fuck? OK, I guess my son wasn't having a good time. He fucking bailed without he vanished. He vanished without a trace.

Then he suddenly shot out with the packraft, and a second later the packraft emerged, and then I saw the fin of something. It's crazy how fast that could happen. Like, what if he actually swallowed him? Like, the father would have turned around and been like, what the fuck? OK, I guess my son wasn't having a good time. He fucking bailed without he vanished. He vanished without a trace.

OK, you could have just said he wasn't having fun. A little rude. Dude, that's crazy. I would hate to call me crazy. I would hate to be swallowed by a whale. Controversial take. I would not enjoy being swallowed by a whale. OK, that is not for me. That is not my idea of a good time.

OK, you could have just said he wasn't having fun. A little rude. Dude, that's crazy. I would hate to call me crazy. I would hate to be swallowed by a whale. Controversial take. I would not enjoy being swallowed by a whale. OK, that is not for me. That is not my idea of a good time.

all right, I'd rather be not swallowed by a whale, went to the beach yesterday, and it was like, they kept yelling at people for not swimming in the right parts, because the current was so strong, oh, that's fucking scary too, the ocean's fucked, man, I'll say it, the ocean is fucked up, and I've had it, we need to do something about this ocean, we need to pollute it more, okay,

all right, I'd rather be not swallowed by a whale, went to the beach yesterday, and it was like, they kept yelling at people for not swimming in the right parts, because the current was so strong, oh, that's fucking scary too, the ocean's fucked, man, I'll say it, the ocean is fucked up, and I've had it, we need to do something about this ocean, we need to pollute it more, okay,

We need to pollute the ocean much more than we already are, okay? Okay, what else should we... talk about here. This episode of Very Really Good is sponsored by ZocDoc. Folks, if I'm being honest, I hated my family doctor growing up. He was weird, he made me feel bad, and he never took anything I said seriously, which are all terrible qualities for a doctor to have. And this is far too common.

We need to pollute the ocean much more than we already are, okay? Okay, what else should we... talk about here. This episode of Very Really Good is sponsored by ZocDoc. Folks, if I'm being honest, I hated my family doctor growing up. He was weird, he made me feel bad, and he never took anything I said seriously, which are all terrible qualities for a doctor to have. And this is far too common.

I'm sure you've met with a doctor who has like a conflicting schedule, a dentist who talks the entire time while he has his hands in your mouth, or a therapist that's so mean that they make you want to go to therapy. And a lot of the time, people just settle with these problems. And I'm here to tell you that you don't have to settle anymore when it comes to finding the right doctor.

I'm sure you've met with a doctor who has like a conflicting schedule, a dentist who talks the entire time while he has his hands in your mouth, or a therapist that's so mean that they make you want to go to therapy. And a lot of the time, people just settle with these problems. And I'm here to tell you that you don't have to settle anymore when it comes to finding the right doctor.