Kurtis Conner
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Episode #291 - Wedding Lightsaber Duel
I only know there was like some older kids on my street growing up who they would go paintballing all the time.
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Episode #291 - Wedding Lightsaber Duel
And they would come home with these huge fucking bruises on their, like, back and leg and arm and shit.
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Episode #291 - Wedding Lightsaber Duel
And they were like, you got to go.
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It's super fun.
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Episode #291 - Wedding Lightsaber Duel
And I would see that and be like, no.
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That looks like it fucking hurts.
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Episode #291 - Wedding Lightsaber Duel
And I don't want to do that at all because I'm 10 years old, guys.
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No, dude, it's sick.
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It's like losing an eye.
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It's fucking fun.
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You have to try it.
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No, I shouldn't even need that eyeball.
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It was getting in the way anyway when I was aiming.
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I had to close it.
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Now it's always closed.
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Episode #291 - Wedding Lightsaber Duel
Yeah, I was more of a... There was also a kid on my street.