Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
what's up guys welcome back to the podcast man i believe i believe this is 291 um give it up for 290 everybody they won 291 And that gets one of these sound effects, I think.
Chapter 2: What are the highlights from the recent Oscars?
Alright. Sorry if I'm clearing my throat a lot this episode. I am... I'm getting sick, so that's good. It's just fucking what happens during this time of year. And I love that. It's so cool. God, I felt it yesterday. As I was going to bed, I felt this, like, little... You know, it always starts in the throat, man. You know what I mean? It never starts, like, in your knee.
Chapter 3: Why are Kid Rock's concert tickets so expensive?
How about you give me a break? Make my knee... How come my knee never gets a cold? How about we start it there one time? A little... Like, ooh, I'm getting a cold, you know? It's always in your throat. It gets scratchy, and then you go, oh, fuck, here we go. And then you're coughing, and then you feel the phlegm come in, and then the nose starts going, and then everything.
So yeah, maybe a little low energy here today, just so I don't go crazy and give myself a headache. Because that happened last time, man. I was recording a...
water talk commentary for the for my patreon patreon.com so it's very really good if you want to watch the water talk commentary i did um but yeah i filmed it once and then i got to the end of it and i got a fucking wicked headache so i had to stop and i was like okay well i gotta do that all over again and i did and it was great and i didn't get a headache
Chapter 4: What makes wedding videos entertaining?
it's whatever it's not even a big deal you guys don't have to applaud applaud i know you guys are right now i know this is what you guys sound like um what's been going on man uh oh last podcast episode friggin friggin one of ten dude Yes, finally. We love to see it. It's been a rare one. This is actually so rare. This has only happened one other time in my career, I think.
But both my most recent main channel upload is a 1 of 10 and my most recent podcast upload is a 1 of 10. Flop era who?
Chapter 5: How does paintball practice relate to wedding themes?
Flop era who, dude? Not me. Couldn't be me. Flop error. Yeah. Okay, that was a bar, unfortunately. Unfortunately, that might have been the coolest thing I've ever done. But no, so that feels good, man. I watched... Sorry.
Chapter 6: What insights does MrBeast's editor provide on Kalshi?
I watched the Oscars. Well, some of it. I watched some of it. I didn't watch all of it because it's so fucking long. Super fucking long. But, you know... I'm excited. You know, there might have been some recency bias there, but I really wanted Begonia to win Best Picture. And that's 100% because it was the most recent one I watched.
If I watched Marty Supreme after that, I would have been like, yeah, Marty should have won. And, you know, so for Michael B. Jordan, that's awesome. He should have won an Oscar a long time ago for the movie Chronicle. Okay? He was in the movie Chronicle, and he was fucking awesome in it. That movie should have won every award that year. Chronicle is such a fucking sick movie, man.
Dude, I got to rewatch that. If you guys haven't seen Chronicle, watch it, dude. Dane DeHaan, Michael B. Jordan, these three, and this other actor guy, I forget his name. Three kids, they get they find a hole in the ground. It's like this alien fucking like underground shit. They get blasted and then they wake up with superpowers. And it's just the three guys with telekinesis superpowers.
And, uh, it's all through found footage and it's, and it shows them, you know, getting better with their powers and crazy shit goes down. And that movie is fucking awesome, dude. So finally, Michael B. Jordan shirts for sinners, but I think we all know it was for Chronicle. Um,
the one funny thing I did see, uh, at the Oscars was, you know, everybody was clowning Timothy Chalamet for what he said about the, you know, the ballet and the opera. And, you know, you think what you want about his, what he said there. Um, cause I can see how that can be interpreted in like the worst way possible for sure. Um, and he, and he probably shouldn't have said that. Um,
or he, we should have picked better words to say to convey what he was trying to say. I think, I don't know. I'm not trying to fucking figure. That's not what this is about. The thing, the funny thing I saw, uh, was sinners. They did like this musical performance and, um, Misty Copeland, the, um, ballerina, famous ballerina, um,
she like came out of retirement basically to, you know, to, to, to dance and do a performance for that, you know, for that performance. And I saw every, like when they posted that, I was like, that's so sick that she's, that looks awesome. She did a great job. Right. And then all the comments were like, she did that right in Timmy's face, way to stick it to Timothy Chalamet. And it's like,
You think they didn't have that planned before that? You know? And also, like, kind of, like, trivializes, like, her comeback in a way, you know? Everyone should be like, yeah, she's great. She did it. She's back, and she's awesome. Fuck yeah. Everyone's like, no, this was about Timothee Chalamet, actually. the way she was dancing was actually Timothy Chalamet. You know what I mean?
I just thought that was a little silly. Uh, I think people were reading into that too much and they could, you could just see a person coming out of retirement to dance and be like, that's awesome. Good for her, you know, but you know, who knows? People love, um, people love a story. People love the hot goss, you know? Um, but yeah, bro, what else have I been doing, man? Um,
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Chapter 7: What unique wedding ideas are discussed in this episode?
Even when I was a kid, I was like, really? They don't have any adults to do this stuff? That's the same way I felt when I watched Agent Cody Banks 2. I was like, really? Not Agent Cody Banks 2. I mean, I felt that way, but Agent Cody Banks as well. When I watched the first Agent Cody Banks movie, I was like, really? The kid? Really? I love it. I mean, he did a great job.
You know, he saved the day, but really? The little boy, little Frankie Muniz? That's your best guy? Maybe we'd be better off if kids were cops. You know? Literally, you have the right to remain silent. You have a right to attorney. Anything you say can and will be held against you at a court of law. You're going downtown, mister. Get in the back of the car. This job doesn't get any easier.
Picked a wrong week to quit. Pulls out a little sucker. All right. Do you call them suckers or lollipops? Comment below. Literally comment below. Or just yell. If you're out in public and if you have a response, yell it. If you call them suckers or lollipops. Because I would always call them suckers. Like the classic ones, the flat ones. That's a sucker to me, you know? Sucker, I hardly know her.
I think lollipops would be the big, big ones, right? The big one, like the swirly lollipops? That's a lollipop, you know? I've never had one of those. Comment below if you guys have ever had one of those. Okay. Let's get into this shit that we wrote down, man. Okay.
All this stuff is a little dated because I found a bunch of bookmarks on Instagram and Twitter that I haven't looked at, that I forgot I had. So these are a few weeks old, but I think they're still pretty funny, so I think we should talk about them. And if you disagree, then I'll... Fucking lose it. So, Kid Rock. We know him. We hate him. You know him from the fucking... Tipusa. T-P-U-S-A.
Tipusa. Tipusa. Tipusa halftime show. You know him from that creepy song. What's that fucking... Me googling Misty Copeland just to make sure I'm... I got her name right. Okay, there's a Kid Rock Osmosis Jones song. And I need to read you guys the lyrics because this... Is this the one? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah, this is the one. Okay, so this song is called Cool Daddy Cool. By the way...
I do love the movie Osmosis Jones. This is another great fucking film. Bill Murray. Chris Rock, I believe, right? And... Isn't fucking... it's a good movie. I thought I used to watch it a lot when I was a kid. Um, but I guess there's like, it all takes place inside, um, you know, human body. And, uh, they like try to figure out what's wrong with them. And it's, it's really fun.
I, I'm actually gonna, I actually really want to watch it again. But, um, there's a scene where they go into this nightclub and like kid rock. There's a kid, there's a germ version of kid rock. And he's like performing this song. And this is the song he's performing. I don't know if you guys have heard it, but I'll read you guys lyrics. Um, Kid Rock, now some people say my mind's blown.
I'm cooling like a snow cone. On my cell phone, I'm paid, G. Can't call me, just page me. Young ladies, young ladies, I like them underage, C. Some say that's statutory, but I say it's mandatory. Woo! I beg your pardon, Kid Rock. Is kid short for anything? I don't know. Is Sid short for anything? Sidney. Yeah, I guess Sidney. You're Sid. So his full name is Kidney?
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Chapter 8: How does the podcast explore the concept of insider trading?
Kidney Rock? Wow. Kidney Rock. That sounds like something they have to pee out. Okay. So, okay, Kid Rock tweeted, here we go again. The fake liberal media says I'm charging $5,000 for front row tickets. They know damn well that's not the full story. Those are extremely limited first class seats like I explained. Four tickets per row. First five rows only. Okay, so there's four tickets per row.
in the first five rows only, 5,000 per seat row one, 4,000 row two, 3,000 row three, 2,000 row four, 1,000 for row five. Again, only four seats in rows one through five, 20 first class seats in venues that hold 15 to 25,000 people. So you are charging $5,000 for front row seats. Okay, but let's keep reading.
But instead of reporting facts or that lawn seats are only 50 bucks or how we are cutting out the scalpers, they twist it for headlines slash clicks and to attack me. Nothing new here. I will pray for them, but I know that sooner or later God will cut them down. What? I fucking... I beg your pardon, dude? God will cut them down. Does God do that? Isn't he supposed to be like a nice guy?
And the rapture, you just get... Am I going to heaven?
No.
Why? What did I do?
You said Kid Rock was charging $5,000 for front row tickets.
But he was.
It was four tickets per row, the front row. That's technically the front row was row one, and it was $5,000 per ticket. Oh. But you never mentioned that the lawn seats were only 50 bucks. I banish you to hell. Dude, you're cut down. He literally says, fake liberal media says I'm charging $5,000 for front row tickets. They know damn well that's not the full story.
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