Kurtis Conner

Bro, this thing is probably... This thing probably fucking explodes on... You know how before that one phone exploded on an airplane?

I feel like this is the shitty type of...

like that would happen to this one you know what i mean like it's just not it doesn't seem like it's gonna if you get it like too hot it's gonna fucking like explode or if you just like like if you're talking to it and a bunch and like a little a little droplet of spit comes out and lands on the phone it'll just like like short circuit just a piece of poop because you know based on trump's other business endeavors are not very good right

The T1 phone isn't just powerful.

It's brought to life right here in the USA with American hands behind every device.

We bring care, precision, and trust and quality to every detail.

I fucking doubt it, dude.

Yeah, Trump Mobile, dude.

That's so lame.

It's gotta be, like, just awful coverage, right?

Like, it can't be good.

You know, I'm gonna decline these cookies, okay?

I don't know what the fuck is in that shit.

Same coverage as three nationwide phone services.

Then what's the point, man?

Easily switch your SIM card to Trump Mobile using your own... Like, you have to be so brainwashed.

to have to use a president's phone?

A president's smartphone, dude.

I'm just picturing the phone is gonna be, if the phone is anything like Trump,

You know, it's going to just, like, you're going to try to do something.