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Very Really Good

Episode #288 - Cringiest Tweet I've Ever Seen

07 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the strange addiction discussed in this episode?

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hey guys just a heads up before the episode starts this will be the only episode of very really good in February but there will be bonus episodes uploaded on the very really good patreon so if you want your very really good fix this month and afterwards because we do bonus episodes all the time check out the patreon it's a lot of fun on there there's like a bunch of bonus episodes that you get access to immediately

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And, yeah, it's a great way to support the podcast if you want to. But, yeah, thank you so much. Enjoy the episode. Peace. All right. Hey, guys, what's up? Welcome back to the podcast. This is episode 288. Thank you so much for tuning in. I appreciate it. Still not back at the studio, man. Life is crazy. Sometimes your favorite freaking podcast in the world, it just throws you a curveball, man.

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And you think, okay, surely he's back in the studio by now. But no, I'm not. Soon enough, I'll be back there. But yeah, I'm just, you know, I'm actually on the moon right now. And it's pretty cool. I can jump really high here.

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um hope you guys are doing good it's february now man february shadow february for real always been there every year without fail february shows up and it's like what's up i'm like man forgot about you dude and it's good to see you honestly it's good to see you um

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grammys were last night i didn't fucking watch them um mostly because i didn't want to and and that's pretty much it that's the only reason that i didn't watch because i hadn't i had no inkling i had no desire to watch them did you see what fucking did you see what fucking who's who's an artist did you see what

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But Cardi B was wearing? What the hell? You know?

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I took embarrassingly long to think of one celebrity. And I got Cardi B. So... Yeah, guys. What else? What have I been up to? I uploaded a video. Finally. I uploaded a main channel video. It was fun, man. It was a fun little video that I had fun making. And... Yeah, I was spiraling a little bit because... You know, I've talked about it before.

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YouTube does this thing where it's like, if your video isn't automatically incredible, it makes you feel like shit, it goes... Sorry, not many people wanted to watch this. People kind of don't fuck with you anymore, Kurt. I think you're kind of a piece of shit, is kind of what it says. I think you should fucking rip your toes off one by one. I think you should just bury...

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a hole in the ground jump in there and pile a bunch of dirt on yourself and suffocate and die that's pretty much what youtube says and it gives a notification that says all that um no i said it was a 10 of 10 it was like bp you're you're a loser so i felt like shit man um So I was like, okay, fuck it. I'm just going to change the thumbnail around.

Chapter 2: What happened at the Grammys that caught attention?

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Catherine quite literally inhales all of her meals. You wouldn't believe it until you saw it. The Virginia millennial blends her food. Okay, don't loop us in with that shit. Not all millennial. That sounded derogatory. The Virginia millennial. Take away the I-A. All right, the virgin millennial. The Virginia millennial blends her food and snorts it through a straw.

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She showed off this freaky feeding frenzy on Wednesday's season seven premiere of TLC's My Strange Addiction. My relationship with food was very normal up until the point where I was in community college. Okay, hold up. I gotta see if there's a video of this. Girl snorts food. Oh, dude, there's a video.

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There is quite a little bit of spice in this guacamole. I'm nervous, but I'm excited to try it. Sometimes I just blend it as it is. Why does she put it on?

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Hold up. She put, she toasts the bread, spreads the avocado or the guacamole on it. Is quite a little bit of spice. Just put the toast in and then scoop the, you're dirtying up another utensil for no reason.

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I'm nervous, but I'm excited to try it.

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That's the most egregious thing. Snort all the food you want, but that's, you're dirtying up a knife for no reason?

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I just blend it as it is. Sometimes I'll add something, even olive oil. They do it a lot in Italian restaurants. I don't have an aversion to- Not true.

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Do they use a lot of olive oil in Italian restaurants so you can snort your food? No. They use that in Italian restaurants to cook. Also just said restaurants. They use that in west-aunts. Oh my God. Ow.

Chapter 3: What is the funniest tweet about the Melania documentary?

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But I guess she's just the opposite, and that's fine, I guess, right? Catherine confessed that she has an aversion to the weird textures that come with food. Okay, we saw that. Um... Okay. She spent much of... Yeah, it's pretty off-putting to the band Paramore. She spent much of Wednesday's episode fretting over how to introduce her odd obsession to her new beau.

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And spoiler alert, it did not go well. Catherine had gone on several days with Justin before meeting him at the District Biscuit Company. He presented her a bouquet of colorful flowers. She snorted them. She presented her problem almost immediately. Are you able to blend the food? Catherine asked the server after she sat down. And yeah, that's... Maybe because I'm just so nervous all the time.

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If I was a food snorter... And that's the way I liked eating. And I was at a restaurant. I was. And if like if I had to do it, you know, if I really like this person, you know, part of me would just be like, you know what? Fuck it. I'll just eat regularly for a night and go from there. Right. But again, this could be because she ate food regularly before this. So I'm like, I'm curious.

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Now she's like unable to do so.

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but also on the flip side of that i understand her being like you know what fuck it i got a few dates with this guy now's the time to show my true colors can i snort your burger okay are you gonna snort that does he's not finishing his his pasta his pasta sorry and he's like and she's like hey you're gonna snort that are you gonna snort that i'll snort it are you gonna blend it and snort that

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Unfortunately, we don't have a blender, the server replied, but we do have grits, tomato soup, and our in-house vegetarian sausage gravy. Catherine selected the grits because she was assured they could fit through a straw. Yo. The food-arriving Catherine took her blue and silver manicured hands and pressed the straw inside her right nostril to suck up her iced coffee.

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Catherine, what the fuck are you doing? Justin asked. At this point in time, I don't know what's in the cards for me and Catherine, but if I can't stomach watching how Catherine eats her food, I can't promise a bright future for us. Yeah, that's true. That's a good point, man. Like, you go to, you know, you have your wedding, and what, you have to have a blended cake for your wife, you know?

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If you have a piece of cake, you have a regular cake, and then your wife just has to go...

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like, that's crazy, and, like, if Catherine gets sick, and she's, like, or has allergies, and she starts, like, sneezing a bunch, well, you don't know what's gonna happen, man, you know what's been up there, she sneezes, and, like, a fucking foot-long sub comes out of her nose, like, you don't know, sorry, I just got, sneezed a burger last night, sorry for sneezing a burger on your lap, hope you still love me, um,

Chapter 4: How does snorting food impact one's relationship with food?

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Hold up. Hold the phone.

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Shots fired by Cole. It was dismissive and curt, and that is not okay.

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What the hell?

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Do I got beef with this Cole guy? In 2019, I didn't have a team around me. It was just myself. I edited every single video. I answered every single email. And I was overwhelmed. But that is not an excuse. Everything lands on me. I think the hardest part about all of this is being labeled racist. I'm half Chinese and growing up issues of... Okay, I didn't see that.

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Identity, race, and belonging deeply affected me and I would never intend to inflict that onto anybody else. But I do understand that reading these emails... people could be upset and assume bias, especially given the frequency at which people of color experience being dismissed. And so I take responsibility for my words, regardless of what my intent was. I also want to acknowledge

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People's concerns that they were mistreated or... He better do another apology where he apologizes to me directly for using Kurt as a bad word. ...felt dismissed or treated less than on the red carpet. Live events move really fast and I... Oh yeah, that was the other thing. There was like who... There was some other shit about him. I totally forgot about that.

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Where some, like, drag queens were... Were pissed at him. What was the... Okay, more RuPaul's Drag Race drag queens have spoken out against Cole Ballester's behavior towards him at the Emmys red carpet. Carpet? Saying they tried to force him to groups of six while everyone else got solo turns. The Glambot coordinator was extremely patronizing to us.

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I'm pretty sure there's a live clip of Corey and me checking her. She will not be getting a Christmas card.

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no shade he paid me and the other girls dust when he did our glam about the Emmys I guess because we weren't famous enough for him damn yeah that I forgot about that I would never want someone to come see me and leave feeling that way but I do understand that it could happen and it did happen and for that I am sorry I have... I want to see what the comments are saying. JLo.

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