Kurtis Conner

I put the food right into my butt.

That was a South Park episode.

South Park did it.

South Park did it already, dude.

Fuck.

Yeah, man.

Imagine you bring your girlfriend to a family dinner and she has some turkey on her plate and she just snorts a turkey.

Man, that's so funny.

But hey, man, all the power to you or not.

Maybe don't do that because it might fucking kill you.

What else should we talk about?

Okay, this is a fun one.

This is a fun one, man.

Okay, so we're familiar with the glam bot, right?

The glam bot, it's people go to the Grammys or the Oscars or Golden Globes or fucking whatever.

And then they're on the red carpet, right?

And this guy with like really long curly hair, he shows up and he's like,

hey you want you want glam pop you want glam pop video and they're like yeah and then they he's like okay stand right here camera's gonna come fucking whoa camera's gonna fucking go right in your fucking head and then you just got to do like a cool pose a spin a lot of people do cool spins you know um they look at their they move their dress you know um someone's got to like whip their wiener out at one of these or something man

That'd be so funny.

A glam bot.