Kurtis Conner

Fucking sick.

And then she responds, so where would I begin?

Through you or is there a website?

Like clearly she just wants to get this done, right?

And then he responds, okay, it's $300,000.

I'll sit there finally.

I'll take a 10% deposit to secure the gear, and once I have the deposit, I can do a contract.

Ready to get started.

And then she responds, thanks, Cole.

I'll reach out by Monday.

And then, dude, I forgot about this.

Dude.

He responds, if you wanted to know how much it costs, you just needed to ask.

You don't need to pretend you were going to book it.

Mind you.

The first email she sent, please let me know your availability and rates.

This fucking guy, dude.

Okay.

You don't need to pretend you were going to book it.

did she say something after this i did that's why i asked i want to book it dude okay and then we got another one we got this this dm someone dm'd him in 2019 can we book you for a wedding and then he responds hey dude i mean you can but there's a reason the glam bot is only at the oscars the grammys and the golden globes and a bunch of money bag emojis dude