Kurtis Conner
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Okay, never mind.
Girls, I'm afraid you aren't the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife.
I said kneeling to get on their level.
Tears began to well up in their eyes at finding out a documentary screening was sold out, dude.
But I said, I happen to have a few extra tickets with me.
You're by yourself.
This guy's by himself.
And he just bought a bunch of extra tickets for Melania.
That's why they're all sold out.
Because fucking MAGA losers are being... I'm going to kind of... Yeah, 100 for Melania.
What the hell?
Now they're all sold out.
All the theaters are sold out.
This is crazy.
People love the... Everybody loves the president.
I handed him tickets and pulled him close.
Raise these girls right.
I whispered, teach them to be classy, conservative women of faith like Melania.