Kyle Crichton

fake to crotch stomp it's my chair now you don't think that you don't like none of you guys like that huh how's this guy pulling tenure and then asking for two separate checks too like if you're this high or you got to be covering the bill because he's in his chair yeah that was just that that was a message taekwondo hip drops on who was this that sim was this that like what simsies you just like fighting over chairs what's going on

They were going to name me Michael Jordan. My dad was like, I don't think you can live up to it. So they named me Michael Jared.

They were going to name me Michael Jordan. My dad was like, I don't think you can live up to it. So they named me Michael Jared.

They were going to name me Michael Jordan. My dad was like, I don't think you can live up to it. So they named me Michael Jared.

You want details? Bye. I drive a Ferrari, 355 Cabriolet. What's up? I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork. I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all, kids, I am liquid. So, now you know what's possible. Let me tell you what's required.

You want details? Bye. I drive a Ferrari, 355 Cabriolet. What's up? I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork. I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all, kids, I am liquid. So, now you know what's possible. Let me tell you what's required.

You want details? Bye. I drive a Ferrari, 355 Cabriolet. What's up? I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork. I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all, kids, I am liquid. So, now you know what's possible. Let me tell you what's required.

Hey, who says no? Yeah.

Hey, who says no? Yeah.

Hey, who says no? Yeah.

Westchester, New York?

Westchester, New York?

Westchester, New York?

It's like sandwich and a bottle of wine in central park. Wow. Nice day. You are that type of guy. That's great. It's a good time. Just laying in Central Park. Get your gear over there.

It's like sandwich and a bottle of wine in central park. Wow. Nice day. You are that type of guy. That's great. It's a good time. Just laying in Central Park. Get your gear over there.

It's like sandwich and a bottle of wine in central park. Wow. Nice day. You are that type of guy. That's great. It's a good time. Just laying in Central Park. Get your gear over there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I did talk to Melissa before I proposed and she was like, I don't really care if you do it at like a sporting event, I will break up with you. Right. So good to know. Don't do that. I did go all out on mine. We were in Stockholm. I made a fake Spotify magazine with like a crossword puzzle in the back. Oh, wow. And then we went to Nice afterwards. We were on the balcony and she did the puzzle.