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Kyle Dunnigan

👤 Speaker
2282 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. Just be fun. Yeah. I don't go to massage parlors because... you know, they, I don't want nothing. It's hand jobs, right? Like I don't want that humiliation in my life. Which humiliation? Just like when they're like, you want, you want a happy ending or whatever. You can just go get a regular massage. No, I know. But sometimes you don't know.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like I, if I, and I rarely go, but when I go to get a massage, I just try to look like I don't want a hand job.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like I, if I, and I rarely go, but when I go to get a massage, I just try to look like I don't want a hand job.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like I, if I, and I rarely go, but when I go to get a massage, I just try to look like I don't want a hand job.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I'll tell you. tell me don't wear a baseball hat because that cover identity just like yeah and then be like jolly yeah like hey yeah i'm kyle yeah like that and then they're like this guy's a little too he doesn't want to yeah you police huh police yeah yeah yes oh that's a good another way to do it hello i'm officer kyle i'm here for my appointment my regular massage uh

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I'll tell you. tell me don't wear a baseball hat because that cover identity just like yeah and then be like jolly yeah like hey yeah i'm kyle yeah like that and then they're like this guy's a little too he doesn't want to yeah you police huh police yeah yeah yes oh that's a good another way to do it hello i'm officer kyle i'm here for my appointment my regular massage uh

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I'll tell you. tell me don't wear a baseball hat because that cover identity just like yeah and then be like jolly yeah like hey yeah i'm kyle yeah like that and then they're like this guy's a little too he doesn't want to yeah you police huh police yeah yeah yes oh that's a good another way to do it hello i'm officer kyle i'm here for my appointment my regular massage uh

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, so I'm getting social, doing some stuff, making an effort. But yeah, dating, just when you go, here's a date, it's a lot of pressure, too.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, so I'm getting social, doing some stuff, making an effort. But yeah, dating, just when you go, here's a date, it's a lot of pressure, too.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, so I'm getting social, doing some stuff, making an effort. But yeah, dating, just when you go, here's a date, it's a lot of pressure, too.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, like seven years. That's how long it's been? This is my girlfriend. It was like seven years ago, yeah. We've got to get you a girlfriend. I've dated some. I did this girl. She was so weird. Tell me. She was so weird. What was weird about her? She's a writer, and she's a pretty successful writer. Rogue? I don't know what that is. Nicotine? No, thank you. I'm not sure how I'll behave on that.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, like seven years. That's how long it's been? This is my girlfriend. It was like seven years ago, yeah. We've got to get you a girlfriend. I've dated some. I did this girl. She was so weird. Tell me. She was so weird. What was weird about her? She's a writer, and she's a pretty successful writer. Rogue? I don't know what that is. Nicotine? No, thank you. I'm not sure how I'll behave on that.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, like seven years. That's how long it's been? This is my girlfriend. It was like seven years ago, yeah. We've got to get you a girlfriend. I've dated some. I did this girl. She was so weird. Tell me. She was so weird. What was weird about her? She's a writer, and she's a pretty successful writer. Rogue? I don't know what that is. Nicotine? No, thank you. I'm not sure how I'll behave on that.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So she would, this doesn't go out to like. No one sees this. Okay. So she got in bed, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like this is, first of all, she was like contrarian. Okay. So everything you say, like you go, oh, it's raining out. She'll go, no, it's not. It's drizzling. You'd be like, oh, okay. Yeah, sure. I know.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So she would, this doesn't go out to like. No one sees this. Okay. So she got in bed, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like this is, first of all, she was like contrarian. Okay. So everything you say, like you go, oh, it's raining out. She'll go, no, it's not. It's drizzling. You'd be like, oh, okay. Yeah, sure. I know.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So she would, this doesn't go out to like. No one sees this. Okay. So she got in bed, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like this is, first of all, she was like contrarian. Okay. So everything you say, like you go, oh, it's raining out. She'll go, no, it's not. It's drizzling. You'd be like, oh, okay. Yeah, sure. I know.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Right. Got it. Right. But my bar is very low, and I'm like, I can handle all these things. But then in the bedroom, she would talk about herself, and she was verbal. She's a writer, and everything was verbal, and she's like, I'm in a bar, and guys are watching. She wanted me to tell her guys are watching and stuff like that. And then she would tell me about a blowjob. She would tell me about it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Right. Got it. Right. But my bar is very low, and I'm like, I can handle all these things. But then in the bedroom, she would talk about herself, and she was verbal. She's a writer, and everything was verbal, and she's like, I'm in a bar, and guys are watching. She wanted me to tell her guys are watching and stuff like that. And then she would tell me about a blowjob. She would tell me about it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Right. Got it. Right. But my bar is very low, and I'm like, I can handle all these things. But then in the bedroom, she would talk about herself, and she was verbal. She's a writer, and everything was verbal, and she's like, I'm in a bar, and guys are watching. She wanted me to tell her guys are watching and stuff like that. And then she would tell me about a blowjob. She would tell me about it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

She's like, I'm on my knees. I'm in front of you. I put you in my mouth. She's not doing it, but I'm like, it's right there. Isn't that crazy?